Blackie of Rebate Wager

[wal66]

Blackie, this contest you guys are running to bring a poster down for an all expense paid mini-vacation in Costa Rica is a wonderful thing. I don’t qualify because I don’t have a passport but this doesn’t prevent me from giving my support to a couple of deserving souls here at SBR.

The Prick:
I don’t know if you spend much time reading many threads around here but if you did you may have noticed a couple timely post made by the Prick. It’s not a common occurrence but when he decides to make an appearance he is always funny, direct and in a style that is all his own. Now the Prick doesn’t come across as suave or sophisticated but he shouldn’t be profiled as some dumbass, uneducated redneck just because he doesn’t know what Vichyssoise ( vichy swa) is or doesn’t know which wine goes with which meals the Prick knows you drink beer with possum stew and corn liquor with goat bar-b-que. He shouldn’t be neglected the opportunity to visit you little paradise simply because he doesn’t wear a Rolex or dress in Versace, the Prick prefers knowing what time of day it is by the size of the sweat stain under his arms and wearing “the South Shall Rise Again” wife beaters. But don’t you fret none he has a couple nice flannels for them fancy affairs. And why shouldn’t this decent, honest, hard working, good ol’ boy have a shot at scoring himself one of them fine young tender island girls? Hell Blackie, one of them there Costa Rican senoritas get a load of this country boys charms she may very well grab her coconuts and want to head back to the swamps with ol’ Prick.
Blackie, I know your panel of judges will have their collective brains just overwhelmed with trying to decide who is deserving and who isn’t but by gawd I’m telling ya, you will have to look mighty hard to get past the Prick here as being a more deserving ambassador of SBR.

[wal66]

Bobbyfck:

Blackie you want a feel good scenario? What could be more heartwarming than bring Bobbyfck down to Costa Rica? I mean this kid has developed right here on this very site. All he knows, all he is about, all he is concerned with is what exist right here on this very forum. The kid NEEDS some exposure out in the real world. He absolutely requires some sort of culture outside the confines of what is on these pages. Ok, ok I will admit, there could be an issue with Bobby and bunch of half naked island girls running around the place but let’s be honest here, outside him being paralyzed with fear and maybe some bodily fluids leaking on the sand what harm can he do really?
Now the best part for you in this deal is that once Bobby recovers from the shock of being that close to some hot lil island babes and he returns to the states, this kid will be so indebted to you that the returns for Rebate Wager will be HUGE! He will have videos endorsing your book, he will campaign on every street corner in New York City for people to join the Rebate Wager movement. He will be making threads about the life changing experience that can only be had when you’re part of the Rebate Wager family.
You won’t have to feed the kid while he’s there, hell he has so many free Rice-a-Roni samples he could probably supply your natives. He is kind of pale skinned though and, delicate in nature so you would need to have a chaperone nearby for protection in case some island banditos tried to kidnap him for some child slavery ring.
The benefits far exceed the risk though if you should choose Bobbyfck to represent SBR.

[jjgold]

Bobby would get chewed alive down there

great post Wally

[KingKolzig]

Bobby would get chewed alive down there

great post Wally

yep ive been to bolivia and costa rica and both times i could have wound up dead. ppl just want to see me get it i swear ............i didnt do anything to anyone but they just want to off me cause they dont like the looks of me

[wal66]

ZBoiz:

Now don’t laugh Blackie. I know on the surface this one might be a little hard to understand but trust me there is a very good reason why ZBoiz deserves an opportunity to come down and visit you and your staff in Costa Rica.
I will admit that this undertaking will require some extra effort on your part. I mean ZBoiz has “special needs”. Maybe not $66,000 for a Nissan kind of special needs but similar. What you have to put out by means of watching after him though will fall far short of the rewards you will receive in karma. I’m sure your book is very generous with various charities but how often do you get one on one time with those you help? Having ZBoiz in your midst for even a short period of time will enable you to see just how sad some of these cases can be. Hell, make it an event and while he’s there have your own Special Olympics, I’m sure you have islanders who have been hit over the head with falling coconuts more than once. It’ll give ZBoiz an opportunity to compete head to head and you can even offer special lines on the games through your service.
There are many who would serve the SBR name more profoundly on this trip but very few indeed who will give the members of SBR more laughs in the process.

[wal66]

PavyRacer:

Pavy is far too proud to enter this contest, hell the man won’t even accept SBR points to prove a point but that shouldn’t stop his friends from supporting and making it possible for him to go. Why does Pavy deserve this trip you ask? Well if you have read many of his threads you will quickly understand that he is committed to whatever cause he associates himself with. He is as straight-laced of a poster as they come and though I had a difficult time understanding his humor at first I have learned to notice it as time passes.
Choosing Pavy as SBR’s representative in Costa Rica comes with an added bonus for you as well Blackie. I’m willing to wager that Pavy won’t get through the terminal before he’s is pointing out the deficiencies with not only airport security but with your entire way of life down there. Before Pavy leaves he will have directed you and your staff in the faults with your sports book and brow beaten you all into offering a wider range of soccer options.
Pavy will serve his cause well while in Costa Rica. Not sure if he will be exactly an SBR ambassador but he will certainly have an agenda.

[OmgUrMom]

awesome job with these wal!

[wal66]

BeanTownJim:

Oh Blackie, this one is a special request. Beaner here doesn’t really deserve to go on an all expenses paid trip to Costa Rica but the good members of SBR deserve a break. I say if Beaner here were to win the trip you do away with the original plans and go a more BeanTown appropriate route. We want Beaner to experience the “not for tourist” offerings of your paradise, the natives. Not just your natives but any surrounding natives who have any number of cultures that would scare the be-Jesus out of the most hardened bigot.
We want Beaners experience down there to rejuvenate and inspire a new loving and accepting demeanor in ol’ Jim. One in which upon his return he denounces his membership to the Irish Social Club and starts making repairs to the slums he calls apartments he’s renting. A BeanTown who joins the local Jewish charities and starts volunteering as an inner city youth counselor. A BeanTown who instead of stealing from his wife’s purse gets a part-time job down at Habid’s Grocery Mart or maybe helps the janitors he has so often spoke of.
Blackie, a trip for BeanTownJim could be a life changing experience for him but a monumental accomplishment in your life as well.

[jjgold]

Wally your moving up in POTM standings

[The Prick]

fuggin wally you got a group of kracker on you son. you got one of them spy camera deals in my house?

[wal66]

BatemanPatrick:

I don’t know how well you know Bateman, Blackie. Maybe you have read some of his threads, maybe you haven’t. If you have read those threads lately though you might get the wrong impression of him. You may come to the conclusion that Bateman is this warn, feel good, all fuzzy nice guy who is trying to empower the meek and humble the mighty. Well that may be today’s BatemanPatrick but that isn’t the BatemanPatrick that SBR spawned. No sir. That BatemanPatrick was a beast. He was relentless in his attacks. He showed no mercy to his advisories. He held no elegances to anyone or anything except one. He was as devoted a follower in the art of Crushing as there ever was.
Blackie, I don’t know if you have ever experience what it is like to be involved with an internet crushing but it’s brutal. The battles may end quickly but the scars last forever. It can break the strongest of men and leave them nothing more than a mere shell of their former self’s. Bateman carries these scars Blackie. He carries the soul’s of all those warriors he has slain on forum boards all across the net. It must be pure torture to have to carry the guilt of knowing how many you have laid waste too.
Bateman doesn’t crush anymore Blackie. Why? I can’t answer that. Maybe the burden became too much to bare. Maybe the medication finally got dosed properly and he lost his will. Whatever the reason the world of crushing will never be what it once was.
We give ticker tape parades to soldiers when they return home from war. We honor them with medals of honor and bestow upon them holidays in their honor. We have hospitals who’s sole purpose is to provide care for those wounded in battle or seeing out their final days. There is nothing for Crusher’s Blackie. Nothing but the horrors in their minds of those they have destroyed.
BatemanPatrick deserves this Costa Rican trip Blackie. Not for the man he is but for the warrior he once was.

[wal66]

EggNogg/Goon:

Blackie, this guy doesn’t deserve to win this trip or anything else for that matter. In his case we want you to invite him down and dispose of him. Doesn’t matter what you guys do to him. Make him sell coconuts, make him turn tricks out of some little hut down on the shore, hell, give him to some of the natives and let them use him for some bizarre ritual. All that matters is that he doesn’t find his way back here.
If you wanna have a little fun with him before you get rid of him let him have a couple of free plays on you. It’ll be hilarious watching him place the wagers, lose and then try and make you forget he ever selected those teams. He’ll start over and over again. You can even go so far as to give him 50% back even on his free play losses cause eventually even 50% of nothing is still nothing. In the end he’ll lose enough to actually owe you money on a free play.
He’ll probably try and recruit some of the locals to join forces with him. Let them play along with him for a while. It’s a hoot when he thinks there are those that actually listen to what he has to say.
Eventually you’ll grow tired of his shtick there just as we have here and then the locals can shrink his head or sacrifice him to a volcano or whatever else might amuse them.
Just remember, He doesn’t represent SBR forum or it’s members. He is a tool of the highest order.

[BLACKIE]

great stuff wall. i can use a good part time writer on staff. pm me iif you're interested.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Damn Wall you just got a part-time job working for a legend

[Sam Odom]

Blackie, if I make another trip to CR I want to buy you dinner & drinks

[wal66]

Blackie, I would be willing to entertain the idea but I will require a face. I want to write stuff for you that makes people want to make you their primary book but along the way I want to write stuff that inspires guys to wish they were me and women to wish they were with me. I’m a fat fck Blackie. I need a stand in for photo-ops to be the me I want to be. Maybe we can get one of those islanders. One with the whole six-pack abs and maybe some of that braided hair. I don’t want him wearing them grass skirts though, he needs to be rugged island type but with style. Maybe some cargos and island shirts, unbuttoned to show off the torso I long to have.

Get back to me Blackie, we’ll talk shop.

[Cougar Bait]

Blackie, I would be willing to entertain the idea but I will require a face. I want to write stuff for you that makes people want to make you their primary book but along the way I want to write stuff that inspires guys to wish they were me and women to wish they were with me. I’m a fat fck Blackie. I need a stand in for photo-ops to be the me I want to be. Maybe we can get one of those islanders. One with the whole six-pack abs and maybe some of that braided hair. I don’t want him wearing them grass skirts though, he needs to be rugged island type but with style. Maybe some cargos and island shirts, unbuttoned to show off the torso I long to have. Get back to me Blackie, we’ll talk shop.

Wal I will be your stand in. Just give me a few months to get the dreds and abs going. Are you extremely hairy? I have a slightly hairy chest. Not Robin Williams hairy, but not Greg Lougainis either.

[wal66]

Paco:

Not sure if you know who Paco is Blackie but he is an outstanding contributor to our humble little site. He was majorly active during football season but has been less prevalent as of late but that is because his wife just had a baby.

Now Paco doesn’t come without some potential baggage of course. There is the possibility that he might try and smuggle in some illegal drugs. Once there Paco will without a doubt attempt to persuade all available females down there that he is related to some oil baron sheik from Saudi Arabia.

He has his good qualities as well though. He aspires to become a police officer. He wants to leave the struggles of having to hustle in the streets, earn his badge and serve and protect the fine citizens of Detroit.

Blackie provided Paco isn’t on any No Fly list he would make a tremendous ambassador for SBR Forums.

[Holtgetsback]

[wal66]

Coug's we'll talk about your being my face. Coug's this would have made for an awesome video.

[Cougar Bait]

Coug's we'll talk about your being my face. Coug's this would have made for an awesome video.

Yes, it certainly would have...