Every Been Accused By Undressing Woman With Your Eyes?

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Every Been Accused By Undressing Woman With Your Eyes?
    Was at the deli this am buying cold cuts and rolls and this woman says to me " I am undressing her with my eyes"???? Huh?? All I did was look down her shirt a few times and looked at her ass, she was in front of me so what the fuk was I suppose to do? What a fukkin bitch and she embarrassed me front a few people.
  • Colt
    Restricted User
    • 04-24-10
    • 409

    #2
    I'm having trouble figuring you out. Are you interested in steam rooms or undressing women with your eyes?
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    • Marginalis
      SBR MVP
      • 12-12-09
      • 1862

      #3
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      • jlgarciaiii22
        SBR MVP
        • 04-14-08
        • 1792

        #4
        Nothing wrong with that Coach
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        • MC PICKS
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-10-10
          • 6644

          #5
          No was never accused of this. But my date from the homecoming dance my junior year in high school, flat out caught me looking down her dress and says to me "like what you see?" in a slightly cocky manner. Told her "yes I do" in equally as cocky manner with a smirk on my face as well, and still ended up tapping tha ass. POWW. LOL F**k that broad JJ, aint no crime in looking.
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            If she doesn't want to be undressed she should not leave the house.
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            • 36mafia
              Restricted User
              • 11-08-09
              • 2389

              #7
              thats why you wear sunglasses at all times, even inside delis
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              • Carson05
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 10-02-08
                • 506

                #8
                one of my biggest problems with females is the hypocrisy of wearing lipstick, tight clothing, showing cleavage, and then pretending that they aren't interested in sex and that they still want to adhere to some silly rules of the game when at heart they are just sluts
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                • Mikail
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-19-09
                  • 21689

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Carson05
                  one of my biggest problems with females is the hypocrisy of wearing lipstick, tight clothing, showing cleavage, and then pretending that they aren't interested in sex and that they still want to adhere to some silly rules of the game when at heart they are just sluts
                  agree. why do these woman get all whored up and go out just to get pissed when someone looks at them. It's like notice me. then when you do it's how dare you. WTF? But seriously you just have to master the art of letting a woman know you are checking her out without making her feel uncomfortable. This is the key.
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                  • urge2kill
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-27-09
                    • 1722

                    #10
                    Women love being eye fuked, but not by creepy guys.
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                    • paco
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-07-09
                      • 62873

                      #11
                      Shoulda told the bitch she shouldn't put it out there then. Tell her to go buy a Burka
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                      • Chi_archie
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-22-08
                        • 63172

                        #12
                        accused of undressing a girl....with my eyes??????? NO

                        with my mouth??? dozens of times....




                        only arrested once for it though
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                        • Scorpion
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-04-05
                          • 7797

                          #13
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                          • THE PROFIT
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-09
                            • 17701

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Chi_archie
                            accused of undressing a girl....with my eyes??????? NO

                            with my mouth??? dozens of times....




                            only arrested once for it though
                            Same here kemosabe, but 2 arrests, but hey, ZERO convictions
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                            • Dad
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-26-08
                              • 23245

                              #15
                              I do it all the time, ALL THE TIME, but I have never been accused of it. Been caught staring way too many times too.
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                              • THE PROFIT
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-27-09
                                • 17701

                                #16
                                JJ, eyefukin' a woman is just like fukin' her. If you don't fuk her right she gets mad & never wants to see ya again, I'm sure you understand this concept. It's the same way with eyefukin' them. You eyefuk 'em right & they will flirt & talk to you. But if you go out dressed and act like you do in these videos & try this you will probably get the police called on you
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by urge2kill
                                  Women love being eye fuked, but not by creepy guys.
                                  What the fuk does that mean Son??? You saying I am creepy??

                                  Who are you?????????????????????????????????
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                                  • minet123
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-17-07
                                    • 10280

                                    #18
                                    and another one
                                    JJ we all know you by just watching your videos you could give a flying puck about being embarrassed

                                    Walker,please say something about nonsensical nonsesne
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                                    • yisman
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-01-08
                                      • 75682

                                      #19
                                      yeah, jj, she was creeped out. Perfectly understandable.

                                      Originally posted by 36mafia
                                      thats why you wear sunglasses at all times, even inside delis
                                      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                      [/quote]

                                      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                      • coloradobuff
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-22-09
                                        • 1488

                                        #20
                                        who hasnt
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                                        • 36mafia
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 11-08-09
                                          • 2389

                                          #21
                                          ate 3 tabs and pupils dilated? sunglasses
                                          high as fuk and eyes bloodshot? sunglasses
                                          black eye from fist fight? sunglasses
                                          creepin bitches at a fukkin deli?

                                          sunglasses JJ
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                                          • Marginalis
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-12-09
                                            • 1862

                                            #22
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                                            • pavyracer
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 04-12-07
                                              • 82866

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              Was at the deli this am buying cold cuts and rolls and this woman says to me " I am undressing her with my eyes"???? Huh?? All I did was look down her shirt a few times and looked at her ass, she was in front of me so what the fuk was I suppose to do? What a fukkin bitch and she embarrassed me front a few people.
                                              JJ how tall was she?
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                                              • ouman101
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-02-09
                                                • 2815

                                                #24
                                                You should have smacked her in the face with a piece of salami and said "Gotcha Bitch". Then left the store
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                                                • JUST A MAN
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 04-22-10
                                                  • 276

                                                  #25
                                                  JJ...Good Job...

                                                  You should go to Belmont on Stakes day....Out of control...Hot, smoking broads.....

                                                  Just bring an 8 ball...We will be all set...
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                                                  • james4512
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-27-08
                                                    • 3707

                                                    #26
                                                    was she good enough looking to have said that, or was she some average everyday joe thats descent looking but thinks shes 10x hotter than what she is
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                                                    • FreeFall
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-20-08
                                                      • 3365

                                                      #27
                                                      it's how you presented yourself while doing it probably. Obviously she wanted the attn and dressed that way you just came off creepy instead of sexual attractive to her.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                        JJ how tall was she?

                                                        5-2 or so, like 165

                                                        I was fukkin horny and just starred at her ass and

                                                        When a womans pants are low in back and you see her underwear I freeze and my eyes lock to them

                                                        Fuk closest thing to getting laid
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                                                        • SlickFazzer
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-22-08
                                                          • 20209

                                                          #29
                                                          When they show the whale tail, they want you to look.

                                                          It makes them feel dirty and sexy.
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                                                          • MC PICKS
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-10-10
                                                            • 6644

                                                            #30
                                                            C'MON MAN, dont let no fat, snooki like porkers put you on the spot, especially in a deli. You should have done one of your dances and recommeded something in the fat free nature of meats. She woulda turned beat f**kin red. Ex. 'hey sweetie, why dont you try the fat free salami, after you swallow, the pounds come right off,' something like that bud.
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                                                            • Extra Innings
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-26-10
                                                              • 15058

                                                              #31
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                                                              • THE PROFIT
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-27-09
                                                                • 17701

                                                                #32
                                                                I would have told her that her fat ass was hangin' outta her pants, then asked if she wanted to get on the jj weight loss program
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                                                                • eidolon
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-02-08
                                                                  • 9531

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Heads up on what you can and can't do:
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                                                                  • stealthyburrito
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                                    • 21562

                                                                    #34
                                                                    how many pounds of ham was that fat biotch buying?
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                                                                    • THE PROFIT
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-27-09
                                                                      • 17701

                                                                      #35
                                                                      165??? That bitch just weighs 10lbs less than me!!!
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