Who here did NOT get laid tonight?

[BatemanPatrickl]

If so how long has it been?

Me about 2 hours

[THE PROFIT]

If so how long has it been?

Me about 2 hours

Look ma! Both hands!

[Chi_archie]

I didn't hear anyone get laid...and I didn't get laid here

I didn't get laid tonight..... just went out for dinner with another couple, chit chat chit chat.....

[THE PROFIT]

But did you HEAR it?

[compaqDikk]

[Chi_archie]

somtimes HEARING someone get laid is better than getting laid here....

[adlai]

i did not... wife is away for a couple of days.

[THE PROFIT]

This goofy bastard cant spell, knows nothing of history or sociology, and wants to call people idiots. You're a fukin trip

[BatemanPatrickl]

Wow a grammar mistake. Shocking.

So no from Donald Trump and Archie.

Archie how is your "business" doing? When is the IPO?

[Extra Innings]

I rather just win my bets and jerk off....honestly

[flyingillini]

Keez for me

[rm18]

has not been long but might be long soon Spurs are down 3-0 unreal

[BatemanPatrickl]

Keez for me

Did you release on the keyboard? Purple Passion wipes?

[flyingillini]

Did you release on the keyboard? Purple Passion wipes?

Yes, shot on the Ipad actually.. Purple Passion Lysol Wipes really do the trick. The lemon scent and other ones don't clean as good for some reason.

[Capybara]

Incredible news flash: I did not get laid tonight. Again. For the 329th consecutive day. Or something like that.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Capy sorry man!

[Capybara]

Yes, shot on the Ipad actually.. Purple Passion Lysol Wipes really do the trick. The lemon scent and other ones don't clean as good for some reason.

Illini, why in the world would you shoot on your expensive equipment? Can you not simply aim into a paper towel or something. What is the deal, bro?

[Extra Innings]

[Capybara]

Capy sorry man!

Thanks for the sympathy, PB.

[BatemanPatrickl]

[THE PROFIT]

Lysol douche. That is awesome

[BatemanPatrickl]

Thanks for the sympathy, PB.

Where do you live sir?

[eidolon]

It's been about 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[BatemanPatrickl]

It's been about 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[Capybara]

Where do you live sir?

Just outside of Boston, why?

[Extra Innings]

Wow...a lot of people getting laid here

[flyingillini]

Illini, why in the world would you shoot on your expensive equipment? Can you not simply aim into a paper towel or something. What is the deal, bro?

ha, classic!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Just outside of Boston, why?

Just asking man. If you lived in Florida I woul refer you to the easiest girl on the planet

[M@ximo]

somtimes HEARING someone get laid is better than getting laid here....

I desagree..., i would go crazy hearing someone having sex and am all alone...

and of couse i would be thinking that the girl is the hottest girl on earth.., smells good.., great body... i can pictures so many good things.., and another guy receiving it?!!!

Of course.., as you can see.., i didnt get any....

[purecarnagge]

Just asking man. If you lived in Florida I woul refer you to the easiest girl on the planet

where at in florida...I'm there next week lol

[DrStale]

You know which people feel the need to tell people they got laid?

People who never get laid.

Or insecure assholes.

[Emily_Haines]

I tried but was shut down. Played cards for 8 hours instead.

[BatemanPatrickl]

You know which people feel the need to tell people they got laid?

People who never get laid.

Or insecure assholes.

Nah. Insecure assholes are the ones who must make a wiseass comment on every thread.

Stale again. Let it go.

[DrStale]

Not every thread, just stupid threads.

Just happens to be that a significant portion of the stupid threads around here are started by you. Stop making stupid threads and ill have nothing to comment on.

[ProfaneReality]

rather gamble.