Willie Bee - Fairy Problem

[BatemanPatrickl]

Dad,

I seem to have a fairy problem in the orange trees outside of my home. Not talking about Peter Pan type fairies I mean the RogueScholar type. Dad my question is how do I get rid of fairies without being charged with a hate crime? I know you would probably rap them in the mouth with your "cedar wood" but I want to take a non-violent approach. These fairies are destructive little critters....leaving empty KY containers around, using oranges as anal beads and using the local pond to water their holes. Any suggestions Dad? Mom said she left you because of your fairy expertise. By the way she asked you to send some adult diapers for me and Fish sticks for the kids.

Thanks in advance Dad!

Love,

Herman

[BadNina]

I don't share my daddy. Just ask Puck Off

[BatemanPatrickl]

Not interested in incest Nina. Need help with fairies. Big ones. The size of Texas bullfrogs.

[BadNina]

You should go visit Homedoggy over at Peep's. It seems he is having the same issue.

[wal66]

Bateman, I would try and suggest you be more tolerant of alternative lifestyles as we are all Gods creatures. Since I know that approach won't fly I would suggest you round yourself up some of the butchiest lesbians you can possibly find and have them set up shop out front. Gay guys and butch lesbians don't play well with one another.

[Marginalis]

[BatemanPatrickl]

Bateman, I would try and suggest you be more tolerant of alternative lifestyles as we are all Gods creatures. Since I know that approach won't fly I would suggest you round yourself up some of the butchiest lesbians you can possibly find and have them set up shop out front. Gay guys and butch lesbians don't play well with one another.

Sounds good Wally. I don't believe in God but have a new plan. Going to spike the oranges with cyanide so when the Fairies stick them up their anal canals they will become worm food almost instantly. Sure a few animals and maybe non-fairies may die but not seeing Fairies running around naked may cure my homophobia.

[BadNina]

Great idea, Patrick. No way the police notice all the dead people and critters.

[robertg]

you and jj are friends, just ask him to stay out of your orange tree. No need for violence, they should all follow their leader.

[BatemanPatrickl]

That is great news Robert. When can I expect you down to lead the Fairies out of my ghetto?

[robertg]

That is great news Robert. When can I expect you down to lead the Fairies out of my ghetto?

clever retort, right up there with, "oh yeah."

[BatemanPatrickl]

Not as clever as you ripping on JJ tough guy.

[pavyracer]

Solid thread here. Rivals JJ's 10,000 or so threads of I have not been laid in 15 years.

[BGS 9.5]

Solid thread here. Rivals JJ's 10,000 or so threads of I have not been laid in 15 years.

pretty sure it is only 13

[Flying Dutchman]

Solid thread here. Rivals JJ's 10,000 or so threads of I have not been laid in 15 years.

It's got to be less than that, I'm sure he got off a rim shot with his auntie.

[OmgUrMom]