Top 5 Reasons BatemanPatrick won't be at the Bash

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82868

    #1
    Top 5 Reasons BatemanPatrick won't be at the Bash
    1) Nevada jets are scrambled to intercept his flight once he enters Nevada airspace and escort the plane to Area 51 to examine him as an alien.
    2) His pharmacist won't fulfill his ADHD prescription unless he is handcuffed to a male nurse at all times.
    3) The Golden Nugget security will not allow him to check in unless he rooms in with JJ and his room in locked in both ways.
    4) He demands to fight posters at the poker table to stay in the game if they take him ALL IN and loses the hand.
    5) On May 4th 2010 he announces he won't be attending the Bash (wait he already did this ).
  • pokernut9999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-25-07
    • 12757

    #2
    He bums points so what would he do in Vegas ?
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Paver stop instigating

      Thanks
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82868

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Paver stop instigating

        Thanks
        JJ don't you have a date with your palm tonight?
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        • BatemanPatrickl
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-21-07
          • 18772

          #5
          Originally posted by pokernut9999
          He bums points so what would he do in Vegas ?
          Still waiting on the photos: three houses, yacht, golf course. For those who don't know, Pokerbutt claimed he was filthy rich and was going to post photos to prove it.

          No photos yet.
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          • BatemanPatrickl
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-21-07
            • 18772

            #6
            Good thread Pavy. Looks like people don't find you interesting or funny.

            FAIL.
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            • THE PROFIT
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-27-09
              • 17701

              #7
              I'd say because no one fukin likes him. Who wants to hang out with people who don't like you & think you're an asshole?
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              • Naz18
                SBR MVP
                • 09-10-09
                • 4277

                #8
                6. His parents won't let him go.
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                • BatemanPatrickl
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-21-07
                  • 18772

                  #9
                  Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                  I'd say because no one fukin likes him. Who wants to hang out with people who don't like you & think you're an asshole?
                  You should know; you hang around SBR while everyone laughs behind your back.
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                  • BatemanPatrickl
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-21-07
                    • 18772

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Naz18
                    6. His parents won't let him go.
                    Classic by Nazi.

                    I have a handicapping challenge Nazi. Loser leaves SBR for good. You in?
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                    • UntilTheNDofTimE
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 05-29-08
                      • 9285

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                      Classic by Nazi. I have a handicapping challenge Nazi. Loser leaves SBR for good. You in?
                      Bateman i gladly accept.....
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                      • THE PROFIT
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-27-09
                        • 17701

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                        You should know; you hang around SBR while everyone laughs behind your back.
                        I think we could take a poll right now on who the forum would rather see leave, but you wont because it overwhelmingly be you!
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                        • BatemanPatrickl
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-21-07
                          • 18772

                          #13
                          Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE
                          Bateman i gladly accept.....
                          Did I challenge you Stiffler? No so shut the hell up.

                          What is that ugly scar thing on the side of your egg shaped head?
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