Missing Boy Found and Returned to Family

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The missing youngster, nine year old Timmy Barnes of Des Moines, Iowa, whose whereabouts had been unknown for a week was reunited with his family today. "We didn't know whether to hug him or spank him," said his tearful mother. Timmy was provided with a hot bath and a very special meal and was then turned over to the Des Moines Police Department to be charged with the brutal murder and decapitaion of 9 coeds. "We got the kid dead to rights," said detective Frank Grifter. "The heads were found in his tree house and his fingerprints are all over the sorority house. He's gonna get the needle, for sure."

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[Powderguy]

WTF

[AMBlai01]

Can we have a link to this story or other things please....

Copy and pasting from another source is poor form without giving credit

[Marginalis]

[HoldEmHook!!]

lets google it

[HoldEmHook!!]

Google had nothing about this

[hawk 5]

9 year old boys from Iowa don't do things like that. Must of been a Florida boy.

[jgray]

It wasn't even good fiction... Try again.

[whatsgood5]

uhh what?>

[minet123]

some strange people out there

[DrStale]

Like gray said, that is just lousy writing. It's not shocking, it's not funny and it's not remotely believable.

It is however, very stupid.

[stealthyburrito]

fail at storytelling

[jmush]

i smell bullshit

[Sledge187]