How do you get rid of hickies...(Video)

MC PICKS · 05-02-10, 08:00 AM

You look like you went thru an 8 ball by yourself last night dude. Freeze a spoon, then press the rounded side on your areas. Freeze another one while your pressing so you got one in reserve when the first one thaws out and then swap out. This will be an all day event for you and will not completely get rid of them. Seen some bad cases before but you take the cake. Who'd you f**k last night, elvira. LOL. Good luck.

shari91 · 05-02-10, 08:01 AM

Dude, you're screwed. The only thing that will hide those is some thick ass concealer, caked on about 30 times and even that won't completely do it. It looks like someone beat you with a curling iron.

Ice will help bring them out faster so they'll heal more quickly. They're bruises - they need the cold. People say toothpaste or lemon juice works but not too sure if those work or not. Worth a try I guess.

Good luck.

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 08:03 AM

right now, I'm just using some ice, but I will throw 2 spoons in freezer to freeze them.....

as for work, I think just turtleneck under my shirt even though I will be hot as hell, I cannot go to work like this

Chi_archie · 05-02-10, 08:14 AM

prevention is the best medicine......

from now on everytime Chet starts sucking on your neck.... knee him in the balls, he'll get the message

shari91 · 05-02-10, 08:19 AM

My friend just said to definitely try the toothpaste on a back of a frozen spoon. She's tried it and she swears it works.

And definitely get some Amica gel for them as well if you can get to a pharmacy. Forgot about that stuff - it speeds up the healing of bruises really quickly.

manny24 · 05-02-10, 08:22 AM

use whatever jj used to get rid of the blackmarking those guys put on him.

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by shari91

My friend just said to definitely try the toothpaste on a back of a frozen spoon. She's tried it and she swears it works. And definitely get some Amica gel for them as well if you can get to a pharmacy. Forgot about that stuff - it speeds up the healing of bruises really quickly.

so, put spoon in freezer, then after a few minutes, throw some toothpaste on it and then basically put toothpaste on my neck??

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

prevention is the best medicine......

from now on everytime Chet starts sucking on your neck.... knee him in the balls, he'll get the message

Marginalis · 05-02-10, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

prevention is the best medicine......

from now on everytime Chet starts sucking on your neck.... knee him in the balls, he'll get the message

shari91 · 05-02-10, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

so, put spoon in freezer, then after a few minutes, throw some toothpaste on it and then basically put toothpaste on my neck??

Yeah. At first she said you only need a dab of toothpaste until she saw your neck - now she's saying put a whole shitload on the spoon.

It's supposed to do the same that toothpaste does for zits - draws all the red out. So between that and the frozen spoon, I guess it works. Try to get the gel though too - that stuff works guaranteed.

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 08:40 AM

I called my friend and she is coming over w/ some make-up in a hour or so

maybe I'll make another video of it too

jjgold · 05-02-10, 08:42 AM

Why do you want to get rid of it??

It shows you got action

Well what the heck now we are taking about sex you got me going

Sammy check out a steam room or weight room with showers

Sammy this is sick but funny..look at guys asses when they are in shower and you will see monster hickies only on their asses. I guess guys give guys hickies there

sick shit

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 08:48 AM

POTM May JJ, I DO WORK

seaborneq · 05-02-10, 08:53 AM

Just file a police report saying you were mugged by a group of gay thugs and wear fanny packs to work. No one will doubt you.

JUST A MAN · 05-02-10, 08:56 AM

Self Tanner. Do your neck and face.

Richkas · 05-02-10, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

prevention is the best medicine......

from now on everytime Chet starts sucking on your neck.... knee him in the balls, he'll get the message

jjgold · 05-02-10, 09:19 AM

LOL

Guys listen up

If your a guy and have a hickie on your neck your straight aqs a fukkin arrow

If your a guy and have large hickie on your ass your usually gay

Sammy is straight

Jiggy Fly · 05-02-10, 09:29 AM

I, always hated hickeys all around my neck
But it was feelin pretty good so what, the heck
The hickey went on, and I went home
I tried to brush it off then I used a comb
The comb didn't work it got bigger, and redder
JJ said, "Yo Sam man you shouldn'ta let her"
But I did Gold, and now I gotta get it off
I tried lotion but it just got soft
The hours went on, and on, and on
Man - I wish the hickey was gone
But it wasn't, and, my girl was comin over
I needed a plan, to try to get over
So I called Brock Landers I said, "What's up man?
Got a hickey on my neck, I need a plan"
He said, "Yo Sam why don't you bust a turtleneck?"
I said that's wack but what, the heck
I ran to my room but I couldn't find one
Then like Star Trek, _The Search_ begun
I ran through my house from the bottom to the top
I got a bright idea, I'll ask pop
I ran to dad, I said, "What's up D?
I need a turtleneck, to cover this hickey"
He said, "Oh son that just won't work;
you'll feel real hot and you'll look like a jerk"
I said, "Okay - then what's your advice?"
He said, "Go into the freezer, and get a piece of ice"
I said a piece of ice, to put on my neck?
It sounds real cold but what, the heck
I went into the freezer, and did what he said
I hope it would work, or else I'd be dead
I put the ice on and I waited, and waited
The hickey was gone - it faded, it faded
The time was then for my girl to appear
At the count of three, what did I hear?

One.....Two.....Three.....

It was the bell, as you can tell
As I opened the door, my eyes did swell
As I, saw somethin I thought I never would see
My girl chillin there with a great big hickey
I punched her in the mouth her lip I did wreck
That's how I felt so what, the heck?
What, the heck?

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 10:27 AM

got some make up on, that's right, I got make up on and it looks better

basically you wouldn't notice it unless you know its there

mrmarket · 05-02-10, 10:41 AM

You have to rub urine on the area. It doesn't have to be your urine as any will do. The urea in the urine will act as an anticoagulant. As the urea is absorbed through the skin the coagulated blood will dissipate through the functional capillaries surrounding the traumatized area. The blood vessels that were originally damaged will still cause pain but the visible redness of the area will be gone.

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by mrmarket

You have to rub urine on the area. It doesn't have to be your urine as any will do. The urea in the urine will act as an anticoagulant. As the urea is absorbed through the skin the coagulated blood will dissipate through the functional capillaries surrounding the traumatized area. The blood vessels that were originally damaged will still cause pain but the visible redness of the area will be gone.

shari91 · 05-02-10, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

got some make up on, that's right, I got make up on and it looks better basically you wouldn't notice it unless you know its there

You need to post a pic of your cover job and ask your friend what she used. I basically have a department store's worth of makeup here and I'm not sure if any of it would completely hide your war wounds.

manny24 · 05-02-10, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by mrmarket

You have to rub urine on the area. It doesn't have to be your urine as any will do. The urea in the urine will act as an anticoagulant. As the urea is absorbed through the skin the coagulated blood will dissipate through the functional capillaries surrounding the traumatized area. The blood vessels that were originally damaged will still cause pain but the visible redness of the area will be gone.

yeah but this method calls for direct application only.

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by shari91

You need to post a pic of your cover job and ask your friend what she used. I basically have a department store's worth of makeup here and I'm not sure if any of it would completely hide your war wounds.

it doesn't cover it all, but if you're not looking for it, you wont notice it

if you come to talk to me and didn't know it was there, you wouldn't question it, maybe a little, but probably not

I will post pics in a few

mrmarket · 05-02-10, 11:00 AM

Why does it even matter? Do you still live with your parents or something or possibly some church related promise ring? Most people will simply not care. Prob will get bugged at work for 1-2 days but who cares? Maybe try a scarf for that euro trash look

. You have multiple girlfriends?

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 11:03 AM

here's video of what I look like now w/ make-up and shit on...like I said, not too bad unless you know it's there

hope it doesn't ware off until later tonight, have to work, then fraternity meeting

this chick was fukking brutal, never again

shari91 · 05-02-10, 11:10 AM

She did do a good job!! Awesome. You can still see them but they're nowhere near as bad - as long as the makeup is actually blended in properly on your neck and you don't see any orange streaky stuff, then you'll be sweet.

And yeah, whomever the hell did that to you is an absolute beast. Run the hell away from her man. Unless you have really sensitive skin or are a hemopheliac, I cannot even imagine how hard she had to suck to make those marks. Insane.

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 11:15 AM

thanks Shari

Cougar Bait · 05-02-10, 11:32 AM

It does look better.

You could borrow JJ's gay light blue headband and wear that around your neck. But I'd stay away from the steam room.

Sammy, it will be a highly contested month...but your odds...um...might be a little biased.

Didn't Arch put up initial odds?

SamsNCharge99 · 05-02-10, 11:36 AM

Cougar, of course I put odds in a biased fashion

good luck to you this month Cougar

I am back from PR and will be on a posting rampage and video rampage

Cougar Bait · 05-02-10, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

Cougar I am back from PR and will be on a posting rampage and video rampage

And a hickey rampage.

No doubt brother, bring it, could be a great month on the forum

BeatTheJerk · 05-02-10, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

here's video of what I look like now w/ make-up and shit on...like I said, not too bad unless you know it's there

hope it doesn't ware off until later tonight, have to work, then fraternity meeting

this chick was fukking brutal, never again

I never worked on Sunday my whole entire adult life. That must suck ass dude.

Boner_18 · 05-02-10, 12:59 PM

Just put make-up on it. The only tried and true method.

Alternatively you could just rock the hickey. "Yeah, some chick fvcking sucked on my neck, so what, wanna fight about it?"

paco · 05-02-10, 01:17 PM

I'll slap a bitch if she gave me a hickey. Only thing she should suck was ur cock

Thas high school show off shit