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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26315

    #1
    Time to Make up for My losses Tonight in Baseball
    I’ve been going through some tough times recently and I haven’t been hitting my stride like I should be Anyways today I went to the gas station and had a conversation by the pump with this guy and he was giving me some pointers for the baseball game tonight I said why should I trust you he said his name is Kent Hirshfield and that he is one of the most recognized gamblers in Hamilton so I asked him what his plan was tonight and he said to take Dodgers -210. After further conversation he opened his trunk and he showed me a booklet that he was keeping basically he is a bookie. He told me he can take my bet for -200. So he gave me a better line and I said sure

    Dodgers ML -200

    $1,000
  • carolinakid
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-12-11
    • 19106

    #2
    you can get 185 across the board on the ml
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    • pablo222
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-03-19
      • 8858

      #3
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      • Al Masters
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-29-06
        • 6940

        #4
        Originally posted by carolinakid
        you can get 185 across the board on the ml
        True.. but can you find a bookie in a gas station willing to take your action with no money put up at better then -200?
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        • Al Masters
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 04-29-06
          • 6940

          #5
          Seaweed I have a feeling your bet from last night will win tonight.
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          • adila1401
            SBR MVP
            • 11-16-11
            • 2014

            #6
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            • TheMetsSuck
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-14-12
              • 6146

              #7
              is there another dildo on the line for your pie hole as well if this loses?
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              • mackave
                SBR MVP
                • 03-22-14
                • 4971

                #8
                thx for the dog
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                • Buckandadime
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-21-15
                  • 8847

                  #9
                  Maybe you can go to McDonald's tomorrow for your CFB picks..
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                  • KVB
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 05-29-14
                    • 74817

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                    I’ve been going through some tough times recently and I haven’t been hitting my stride like I should be Anyways today I went to the gas station and had a conversation by the pump with this guy and he was giving me some pointers for the baseball game tonight I said why should I trust you he said his name is Kent Hirshfield and that he is one of the most recognized gamblers in Hamilton so I asked him what his plan was tonight and he said to take Dodgers -210. After further conversation he opened his trunk and he showed me a booklet that he was keeping basically he is a bookie. He told me he can take my bet for -200. So he gave me a better line and I said sure

                    Dodgers ML -200

                    $1,000
                    Mr. Weed, run back the UNDER tonight, we get 9 again.

                    This was the night for the dildo bet.

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                    • johnnyvegas13
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 05-21-15
                      • 27893

                      #11
                      Do we have to take Braves now ???
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                      • hehfest
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-28-08
                        • 7934

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Al Masters
                        Seaweed I have a feeling your bet from last night will win tonight.

                        Dammit, what did he take last night?
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                        • Chi_archie
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-22-08
                          • 63167

                          #13
                          awesome

                          good luck
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                          • hehfest
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-28-08
                            • 7934

                            #14
                            The question of the day is: How did Seaweed start talking to a guy at a gas pump about the baseball game tonite? And, this guy is a bookie and gave Seaweed his full name?

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                            • hehfest
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-28-08
                              • 7934

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheMetsSuck
                              is there another dildo on the line for your pie hole as well if this loses?
                              No, he plans to pay this back with the actual action this time.
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                              • Kermit
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 09-27-10
                                • 32555

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                I’ve been going through some tough times recently and I haven’t been hitting my stride like I should be Anyways today I went to the gas station and had a conversation by the pump with this guy and he was giving me some pointers for the baseball game tonight I said why should I trust you he said his name is Kent Hirshfield and that he is one of the most recognized gamblers in Hamilton so I asked him what his plan was tonight and he said to take Dodgers -210. After further conversation he opened his trunk and he showed me a booklet that he was keeping basically he is a bookie. He told me he can take my bet for -200. So he gave me a better line and I said sure

                                Dodgers ML -200

                                $1,000
                                Hirshfield? Was that the fat kid who got paddled by Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused?

                                It's a good thing that you ran not him and not some ladyboy who might give you pointers on how to use that new item that you bought.
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                                • stake1
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-19-18
                                  • 18116

                                  #17
                                  Oh god no! RIP Roberts and Dodgers
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                                  • lakerboy
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-02-09
                                    • 94379

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by johnnyvegas13
                                    Do we have to take Braves now ???
                                    We took them already. Now we triple up
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                                    • UncleChael
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-30-13
                                      • 3979

                                      #19
                                      LOL
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                                      • pologq
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-07-12
                                        • 19899

                                        #20
                                        at what point does the gloryhole get mentioned at the gas station?
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                                        • ELNATURAL
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-27-17
                                          • 1957

                                          #21
                                          Seaweed

                                          Thank you for being you
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                                          • veriableodds
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-22-17
                                            • 5093

                                            #22
                                            in certain situations post season is a go as in wagerable, but a loosing gambler has no business in post season mlb. Cant give a degen advice doesnt matter they will never try learning going forward or even open their ears
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                                            • sackdud
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 06-24-20
                                              • 711

                                              #23
                                              1-1 in the 6th last night

                                              yikes
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                                              • Seaweed
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 01-19-12
                                                • 26315

                                                #24
                                                I need this
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                                                • Booya711
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-20-11
                                                  • 27329

                                                  #25
                                                  Already on ATL....thanks weed!
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                                                  • cincinnatikid513
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-23-17
                                                    • 45360

                                                    #26
                                                    seaweed u are still the goat
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