Top Ten Country & Western Songs

[DwightShrute]

Top Ten Country & Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman;But I Woke Up With A Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You,It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the number one Country& Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

[THE PROFIT]

That avatar is makin' my eyes water

[Brock Landers]

one of the FEW Country songs i like..

[BobHarvey]

Country music man Country music! Not Country and Western. C&W died with Hank Williams.

By the way two of the country music songs I didn't see on your list: "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away" or "Drop Kick Me Jesus Thru the Goal Post of Life". Truly a classic.

[THE PROFIT]

You were the first thing that I thought of when I thought I'd drink you off my mind

(actual lyric though)

[THE PROFIT]

yeah, there really is no country western anymore dude! Marty Robbins is dead