SBR Hedge Fund Prospectus & Discussion

[Dad]

Thanks Dad!!

Don't make me look bad.

[ZetaPsi808]

i dont get how the mods allow this process

[Colt]

i dont get how the mods allow this process

Why not? They are just sending me points, nothing illegal going on.

[Colt]

Don't make me look bad.

You got it!

[CarpeDime]

i am very interested in this

sure its great to fuk around with points and buy sh*t from the store you know you dont really need

but you HAVE to take some points and be responsible with them and set them aside and invest them

I am going to take 2 of my daily points and set them aside and invest them, I am sure I won't notice missing the points after a while

Do you have some program where an investor can buy into the fund a certain amount each day?

[Colt]

Carpe just get a minimum of 20 and send them. Don't make it harder than it needs to be.

[sharpcat]

Taylor make a 25 point deposit when you hit your 13,000 post.

You have a great understanding of SBR and the point system for somebody who has been here 5 days

How do you plan on paying back 7 subscribers 7 points a day if you lose it all????
Will each subscriber get 1 point a day????
So it will take each poster 3 months and some change to get their points back if you lose, and possibly even longer depending on how many people you have to pay back.

[keyboarding]

You have a great understanding of SBR and the point system for somebody who has been here 5 days

What a stupid fukking ghost.

[pavyracer]

What a stupid fukking ghost.

Ghost is not the right term. Identity change is the right term. But unlike the real identity change once you start typing in this forum you reveal your stupidity quite quickly.

[Colt]

Sharp I am risking 2.5% per play. Use your brain here. Will be very hard to go broke in a week.

If you want your funds back after a week I will send it back depending on how much I've lost. If the fund is down 5% and you deposit 100 I send 90 back (5% manager fee)

[Colt]

I need to break the 500 point barrier fellas!!!

[The Prick]

good luck OTW! you gonna have to register this deal with the SEC herman?

[Slainte]

I just wonder how come, grown adults have the time for this acting - sbr points hedge funds, ghost accounts, shills etc etc

[jjgold]

Investing
Investors must invest a minimum of 20 SBR Points. It is easier to deal with a minimum of 20 because of the 5% manager fee. Investors must also invest for a minimum of 1 week. Those who have already invested may request their funds at any time by Sunday May 9, but to receive their funds on the 9th their request has to be in by the close of business on May 8th. The hedge fund works with a Sunday deadline, and donations will continue to be accepted thru Friday. The hedge fund begins on Saturday, May 1st.

Current Investors
jjgold - 100 points
GRUMPERZ - 100 points
ACoochy - 100 points
iifold - 100 points

Investment Strategy
The SBR Hedge Fund will use a betting strategy with the least risk and best chance for success. The hedge fund will focus on betting plays where the manager feels like he has an edge based on either the current market price or based on the manager's statistical analysis. The maximum risk of any wager is 2.5% of the fund and the maximum amount of the fund in play at any one time will be 30%. This is to ensure success.

In the event of a complete loss, the manager will attempt to repay his investors however due to the amount of investors and small amount of points received per day, it will be hard and take time to accomplish. However, with the betting strategy outlined above, it will be very hard to have a complete loss and if the investor is struggling, investors may be able to get out with minimal damage.

Long Term Prediction
If given time and investment capital, this hedge fund will succeed. I cannot say how much, but it will turn a profit.



You may invest up until Friday April 30 at 11:59 PM Eastern Time. We will use this thread for discussion of the SBR Hedge Fund.

This guy is really serious, I am not looking for points returned, it is part of investing. If you lose investing in stocks you do not get money returned.

[iifold]

cant wait to see this guy work his magic. jj get these people off my back. i decide to come back after a long break in the shadows and im being attacked from every angle.

[2daBank]

This guy is really serious, I am not looking for points returned, it is part of investing. If you lose investing in stocks you do not get money returned.

i cant believe i ever had any respect for you gold, dont worry its all gone now

[Holtgetsback]

Could anyone loan me 4 points? Will pay tomorrow.

I invensted 10 but Colt switched the minimum to 20 for easier tracking purposes

I do not want to miss this opportunity

[Colt]

Thanks Holt!!

This may be the most original idea to ever hit this site. New York Times has been calling asking about this.

[CashMoney]

Say goodbye to your points fellas..........

[hugh_morris]

...uhhhh ohhhhh....New York Times..c'mon...gents, you better stand for something..or you will fall for anything...i'd say be skeptical at best...this is going to be a hit and run...out..

[Colt]

Not a hit and run here boys.

This begins on Saturday. Invest up fellas!

[iifold]

JJ is on the hook for this guy. Lot of pressure on colt to preform with jj hovering over his every move. If you turn a profit I will be very impressed. Good luck partber

[Colt]

Foldy feed me some winning picks. Send me your connection plays!!

[tltaylor89]

LOL Let me guess you paid Moodys to rate you?

[MastaB]

Where will you be posting your picks?

[no1here]

sending 20 but put them under Holtgetsback account giving him 40 leaving me out of it.
Good Luck

[iifold]

Foldy feed me some winning picks. Send me your connection plays!!

I will PM you all connection plays. These shoould be 5% of the fund instead of the standard 2.5%

[Colt]

sending 20 but put them under Holtgetsback account giving him 40 leaving me out of it.
Good Luck

Got it.

[sharpcat]

If any of you investors are interested I have some ocean front property in AZ, prime time real estate opportunity here facing foreclosure gotta sell it fast!!!!!!!!! I saw this thread and thought to myself this is the bright bunch of guys who I need to be talking to

[Colt]

[Facepunch]

Sharp I am risking 2.5% per play. Use your brain here. Will be very hard to go broke in a week.

If you want your funds back after a week I will send it back depending on how much I've lost. If the fund is down 5% and you deposit 100 I send 90 back (5% manager fee)

It will not be very hard to go broke if you have 30% in play.
0-6 days happen. You might want to adjust that part and raise your capital requirements.
Max in play 5% 2 plays @ 2.5% I would say that is more likely not to go broke.
I have a feeling you would chase a 30% loss into oblivion.
Either way Good luck
I will keep monitoring to see if you refine your plan.

[Holtgetsback]

sending 20 but put them under Holtgetsback account giving him 40 leaving me out of it.
Good Luck

Thanks man!

I thought Colt had already made a mistake with the Fund

[Holtgetsback]

Thx keyboarding just paid back

[pavyracer]

So this buffoon will be risking 2.5% per play. The points book has 20c lines. Then for every 100 points you transfer him he gets charged 2% rake from SBR (1% for sender and 1% for receiver). Then when someone requests his points back he gets hit with another 2% rake. How in the hell will he even break even? He has to be hitting 55% just to be breaking even with the 20c lines and then 59% to break even with the 2% rake both ways.

Ivy League school education my ass.

[Colt]

So this buffoon will be risking 2.5% per play. The points book has 20c lines. Then for every 100 points you transfer him he gets charged 2% rake from SBR (1% for sender and 1% for receiver). Then when someone requests his points back he gets hit with another 2% rake. How in the hell will he even break even? He has to be hitting 55% just to be breaking even with the 20c lines and then 59% to break even with the 2% rake both ways.

Ivy League school education my ass.

Will you let me get a week under my belt before you start saying I can't win?

I am covering the rake fees with my daily points. They are going into the fund as a bonus.