Why do I have to press " 1 " for english?

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  • French Tickler
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 03-25-10
    • 817

    #1
    Why do I have to press " 1 " for english?
    Seriously?

    Why do I have to?

    If I call a number in the US, to an US run business, as a US Citizen.... why do I have to press 1 for english?
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  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #2
    Because "2" is for spanish you stupid ass
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    • THE PROFIT
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-09
      • 17701

      #3
      I no Hablo espanol, that's why I press 1 for English
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      • whatsgood5
        Restricted User
        • 10-13-09
        • 15359

        #4
        I wonder this all the time
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        • Masu485
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-14-08
          • 7700

          #5
          you think that's bad?

          i'm an anglophone living in Quebec. only place in north america where there IS NO FUKKING button for English.
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          • onemanmanu
            SBR Rookie
            • 04-22-10
            • 4

            #6
            Press 1 for English because Britain and America have dominated the world for 1,000 years now! Woooo!!!! U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. We're #1.
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            • Vesuvius
              SBR MVP
              • 02-19-08
              • 3886

              #7
              I wonder if Mexico has press "uno" for Spanish.
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              • THE PROFIT
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-27-09
                • 17701

                #8
                This is Mexico in 1824. Now quit being stupid. Anyone who thinks English is the only language in this country is a pure idiot. Americans were living on this land for generations speaking Spanish while your great great grandfathers were in Ireland.
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                • French Tickler
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 03-25-10
                  • 817

                  #9
                  Ok.... So why dont we get the option to PRESS 3 for French?

                  Press 4 for Chinese?

                  Press 5 For German?

                  Why just Spanish or English?
                  Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroom
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                  • THE PROFIT
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-09
                    • 17701

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vesuvius
                    I wonder if Mexico has press "uno" for Spanish.
                    Doubt it, because Mexico is not an immigrant nation & not a conquerer of other peoples lands (in modern times)
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                    • JGILL50
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 10-31-08
                      • 836

                      #11
                      because if you didnt offer services to the spanish speaking customers u would be cutting off a lot of potential income sir
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82869

                        #12
                        Because if you don't speak english and speak spanish you should be able to communicate.

                        My favorite is watching the Amazing Race on TV and those bimbos complain all the time whether they are in China, Brazil or Egypt that no one speaks english there.
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                        • THE PROFIT
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-09
                          • 17701

                          #13
                          Originally posted by French Tickler
                          Ok.... So why dont we get the option to PRESS 3 for French?

                          Press 4 for Chinese?

                          Press 5 For German?

                          Why just Spanish or English?
                          Did you look at the map????

                          We took half of this country from Mexico. We bought alot of it from France, but the people there already spoke English for the most part. Of course Louisiana has a large French speaking population though.
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82869

                            #14
                            Originally posted by French Tickler
                            Ok.... So why dont we get the option to PRESS 3 for French?

                            Press 4 for Chinese?

                            Press 5 For German?

                            Why just Spanish or English?
                            Because 30% of the population here in the US speaks spanish. If they spoke other languages they should have more options. If you go to Austria they have German, French and Italian depending on which part of the country you are. It's how people communicate that matters.
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                            • THE PROFIT
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-09
                              • 17701

                              #15
                              Originally posted by French Tickler
                              Ok.... So why dont we get the option to PRESS 3 for French?

                              Press 4 for Chinese?

                              Press 5 For German?

                              Why just Spanish or English?
                              Im starting to wonder if you're mentally capable of raising that kid in your avatar. I hope your wife is smarter than you?
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                              • French Tickler
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 03-25-10
                                • 817

                                #16
                                Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroom
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                                • French Tickler
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 03-25-10
                                  • 817

                                  #17
                                  Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroom
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                                  • pavyracer
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82869

                                    #18
                                    Maybe the easier think for you to be is if they say: "If you are a US Citizen press 1 for English". "If you are not a US citizen press 2 for Spanish".
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                                    • blackbeSSt
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-06-08
                                      • 9398

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Vesuvius
                                      I wonder if Mexico has press "uno" for Spanish.
                                      silly rabbit, mexico doesn't have telephones
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                                      • French Tickler
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 03-25-10
                                        • 817

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                                        Maybe the easier think for you to be is if they say: "If you are a US Citizen press 1 for English". "If you are not a US citizen press 2 for Spanish".
                                        Then if they press 2, it connects them directly with the ICE hotline so they can trace the call!!

                                        Great Idea !!

                                        Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroom
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #21
                                          Spanish is the 2nd most spoken language in the world. 19% of US citizens speak Spanish as their only language
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                                          • blackbeSSt
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-06-08
                                            • 9398

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                            19% of US citizens speak Spanish as their only language
                                            thats 19% too much for my liking.
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                                            • Naz18
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-10-09
                                              • 4277

                                              #23
                                              What about the Native Americans languages...
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                                              • THE PROFIT
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-09
                                                • 17701

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Naz18
                                                What about the Native Americans languages...
                                                The europeans killed the majority of them & they for the most part govern themselves
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                                                • in2thethickofit
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-26-09
                                                  • 2622

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JGILL50
                                                  because if you didnt offer services to the spanish speaking customers u would be cutting off a lot of potential income sir
                                                  This IS the correct answer...simple economics. If you sold a product wouldn't you want it available to most potential customers of a given population?
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                                                  • starfire
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-24-10
                                                    • 17045

                                                    #26
                                                    In Los Angeles you have press #2 for english...#1 is spanish...
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                                                    • RageWizard
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-01-06
                                                      • 3008

                                                      #27
                                                      A little tip, if you press "1" for english, they will transfer you to some dude in India who barely speaks english and lies to you by saying his name is Mike. If you select "2", you will most likely get a person who speaks both spanish and english well enough
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                                                      • keyboarding
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 07-30-09
                                                        • 6817

                                                        #28
                                                        This is a retarded thread.
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                                                        • THE HITMAN
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 06-16-07
                                                          • 2398

                                                          #29
                                                          The point he was trying to make is that why do we have to press 1 for English. The converstaion should be in English anyway, so inconvenience the Spanishios if they want another language by pressing 2 for Spanish. Don't inconvenience the English speakers.
                                                          If you need to press an additional digit for English, theyu should include a # 3. Which would be F off, I'm not giving you my business or conversation for making me press an extra digit for making me speak the language of this country.
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                                                          • pavyracer
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 04-12-07
                                                            • 82869

                                                            #30
                                                            Some people don't realize that the small businesses do not have customer service in all of Latin America speaking countries. So when someone from Argentina, Colombia or Panama calls the 1-800-NUMBER the company needs to give them the option to speak in Spanish if they want their business. It's not all about people in the US who speak Spanish.
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                                                            • emoney
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 03-12-09
                                                              • 1481

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by keyboarding
                                                              This is a retarded thread.
                                                              I could not disagree more.
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                                                              • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 08-09-09
                                                                • 4534

                                                                #32
                                                                BECAUSE.COMPANYS.WANT.TO.LOSE.MY.BUSINES S.

                                                                I.HANG.UP.AND.TAKE.MY.MONEY.ELSEWHERE.IF .IT'S.A.BIZ

                                                                OF.COURSE.USUALLY.IT'S.A.GOVERNMENT.PHON E.NUMBER.AND.I.GUESS.THE.GOV.CARES.ABOUT .BEANERS.

                                                                THERE.IS.A.2.FOR.HMONG.3.FOR.CAMBODIAN.E TC.

                                                                IN.L.A.1.IS.SPANISH???
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                                                                • THE PROFIT
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                                  • 17701

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by THE HITMAN
                                                                  The point he was trying to make is that why do we have to press 1 for English. The converstaion should be in English anyway, so inconvenience the Spanishios if they want another language by pressing 2 for Spanish. Don't inconvenience the English speakers.
                                                                  If you need to press an additional digit for English, theyu should include a # 3. Which would be F off, I'm not giving you my business or conversation for making me press an extra digit for making me speak the language of this country.
                                                                  English is not the only language of this country. Why cant you idiots understand that?
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                                                                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-09-09
                                                                    • 4534

                                                                    #34
                                                                    English.is.the.language.of.the.country
                                                                    all.the.founding.papers.were.in.english. so.official.correspondances.can.stay.wri tten.that.way
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                                                                    • GELATINOUS CUBE
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                                                                      • 08-09-09
                                                                      • 4534

                                                                      #35
                                                                      IF.SOME.PRIVATE.BUSINESS.WANTS.TO.OFFER. A.SPANISH.MENU.OR.WHATEVER,THAT'S.COOL.i 'LL.JUST.GO.SOMEWHERE.ELSE(IF.IT'S.WORTH .IT)
                                                                      BUT.GOVERNMENT.RECORDINGS.SHOULD.ALL.BE. IN.ENGLISH,AND.DUMB.PEOPLE.WILL.JUST.HAV E.TO.BE.ASSED.OUT
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