Starting an SBR Points Hedge Fund

[Colt]

I spoke with my attorney yesterday, everything is a go except he recommended I get practice for the hedge fund. So that is what I will be doing here, send me your SBR Points and I will bet my winning picks (1-0 with my indoor baseball system) in the SBR Sportsbook. I will take a 5% cut of customer profits and send back the rest.

I will be moving to a major Canadian city within the next 3 months so I can bet with online sportsbooks legally. Also, I will be partnering with my hedge fund assistant manager who will be based out of Las Vegas, NV. This is so we can get more money down or get a better betting line on a play.

Send a minimum of 10 SBR Points and we will get this hedge fund going. As of right now I will only be making a few plays per day maximum. I will post all plays before they go off and will keep track of poster investments in this thread. There will be a minimum 1 week investment with my hedge fund.

Any questions - fire away!

[Marginalis]

[SamsNCharge99]

[The Prick]

yeah i gotta question, what happened to the border patrol gig?

[pavyracer]

Enough with the nonsense. You couldn't manage a hedge fund for sports even if you had tomorrow's newspaper today.

[Colt]

I need a few 100 point investors.

[jjgold]

I will take the bait here, maybe this guy is legit.

What the fuk

[Colt]

jjgold

[ZetaPsi808]

colt you are no different that any other nitwit on this board trying to pick winners.

[The Prick]

Any questions - fire away!

ahem, mebbe yer hearing aint that good mumbles. ok lets try another question, hmmmm. that yarn you was spinnin over at breads joint about hooking up with the sister: bullshit or true?

[jjgold]

I have put on record that I want to interview him so we know he is legit

I just do not throw points around for nothing and my hunch I hope he is correct and was a big time hedge fund manager. If I get burned I will hunt this guy down.

[AnotherLoan]

So JJ just confirmed that this is one of his many ghosts. Good to know JJ.

[MadTiger]

QFT

[Colt]

The SBR Point Hedge Fund will begin tomorrow. Lets get some more points in the fund...who are the big timers with points around here?

[Jiggy Fly]

[B1GER1C828]

i think ima try 2 get a pyramid scheme goin on here.

[minet123]

I would but don't have any points

[36mafia]

jj feeds his ghosts with points

[Extra Innings]

yeah i gotta question, what happened to the border patrol gig?

Actually funny at first but now

[sharpcat]

Holy cow

1-0 under your new system, only 2 days after your original system went 0-1.

1-0 thats insane you are hitting at a 100% win ratio what a turn around

[str]

I can't win.

You can't lose.

Thanks.

[pavyracer]

So JJ just confirmed that this is one of his many ghosts. Good to know JJ.

jjgold
iifold

i before j and f before g

[36mafia]

hank webber, you dirty fukk

[tblues2005]

good luck with this.

[Colt]

Thanks guys. Whats up with the 1 point donations, after my 5% cut I'll send you guys .95 points back

We need one more large investor.

[Colt]

Don't make me beg, guys....

[jjgold]

I am glad I got in on the ground floor here, guy I urge all to give your points to this guy.

[The Prick]

nickay!!!! common pal, man up an answer them two questions herman i mean whater i mean colty

[whatsgood5]

This'll be interesting

[GRUMPERZ]

I wanna be like JJGold when I grow up, except with none of his qualities.

[GRUMPERZ]

PS. let me know when you need someone who has actually done this before

[Colt]

Thanks Grump!!!

[freeVICK]

so what happens if you lose everything?

[Colt]

so what happens if you lose everything?

Pay my investors back at 6 points per day.

[ACoochy]

I have put on record that I want to interview him so we know he is legit

I just do not throw points around for nothing and my hunch I hope he is correct and was a big time hedge fund manager. If I get burned I will hunt this guy down.

JJ calm down, its like $15 real-life $$ And if u got the points available then meh, why not..Is good to see someone taking some kinda initiative around here instead of griping like a bunch of old ladies about why something cant work

COLT, there u go, last 100 points i believe u need....You've come on here and talked the talk, now lets see ya apply practicalities to such