I GUARANTEE GUARANTEE THIS play WILL WIN

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  • nobs
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    • 08-31-09
    • 4216

    #1
    I GUARANTEE GUARANTEE THIS play WILL WIN
    The Spurs vs. Mavericks 1st Quarter UNDER 48 1/2.

    Both good defenses. The maverickswill try to come out and get a big lead but the Spurs defnse is just awesome. No way this breaks 48 1/2 in the first Quarter.

    I may lose a lot of plays but I dont lose my GUARANTEES.
  • 2daBank
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-26-09
    • 88966

    #2
    you just lost a guarantee you asshole and havnt refunded anyone's money yet from what i can tell
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    • stealthyburrito
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-12-09
      • 21562

      #3
      another guaranteed winner, huh??

      why not save what dignity you have left for another night?
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      • brock
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-07-08
        • 8341

        #4
        Glad you didn't say guarantee or I will never post again.
        Lock and guarantee are bad words.
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        • shari91
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-23-10
          • 32661

          #5
          Originally posted by nobs
          I may lose a lot of plays but I dont lose my GUARANTEES.
          I'm starting to believe you have a mild to moderate case of schizophrenia. Either that or have sustained a substantial blow to your head and have severe short-term memory loss.

          Either way, I really hope you aren't betting money any more. Best of luck.
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          • nobs
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            • 08-31-09
            • 4216

            #6
            Its funny how when the plays wins they dont say shit
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            • 2daBank
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 01-26-09
              • 88966

              #7
              Originally posted by nobs
              Its funny how when the plays wins they dont say shit


              its funny how you already guaranteed a play tonight that lost and went about your business like nothing happened, good way to have zero credibility, fuk a retarded monkey could guarantee 6 plays a night and get 1 right, so dont be to proud of yourself slick
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              • nobs
                Restricted User
                • 08-31-09
                • 4216

                #8
                Well unfortunately, I have posted 5 plays on the board tonight and am currently 3-1 with 1 play remaining. A board full of retarded monkeys could also jump all over every loser and ignore all the winners.
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                • sharpcat
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                  • 12-19-09
                  • 4516

                  #9
                  Nice score won by 1/2 a point you were all over that one
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                  • stealthyburrito
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                    • 05-12-09
                    • 21562

                    #10
                    what bank said, where were you after your first loss?
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                    • nobs
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                      • 08-31-09
                      • 4216

                      #11
                      HMM. Not a single response to my Livian Hernandez + 140 play posted in the Baseball forum either. Of course not, I have been winning my +140 underdog play since the top of the first inning. But dont worry, if the Cubs score 3 in the bottom of the ninth never doubt, there will be 50 replies within 5 minutes.
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                      • nobs
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                        • 08-31-09
                        • 4216

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sharpcat
                        Nice score won by 1/2 a point you were all over that one
                        Yep and I lost my other one by 1 point by Lebron fouling a 3 point shot with 2 seconds left. Funny, Olympic still graded it a loss.
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                        • nobs
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                          • 08-31-09
                          • 4216

                          #13
                          Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                          what bank said, where were you after your first loss?

                          Watching the Nationals game. This play won 35 minutes ago as well. Now I am going to watch the Lakers 1st Q go under 49.
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                          • DrStale
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-07-08
                            • 9692

                            #14
                            Don't post "guarantees" 12 times a day in different threads like a sad little attention whore and people will stop giving you shit you dolt.
                            Originally posted by Dark Horse
                            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                            • nobs
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                              • 08-31-09
                              • 4216

                              #15
                              I only posted 9. The other 3 must have been someone else.
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                              • 2daBank
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-26-09
                                • 88966

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DrStale
                                Don't post "guarantees" 12 times a day in different threads like a sad little attention whore and people will stop giving you shit you dolt.

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                                • nobs
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                                  • 08-31-09
                                  • 4216

                                  #17
                                  When the FK are they going to start the Lakers game
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                                  • EmpireMaker
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-18-09
                                    • 15587

                                    #18
                                    48 just made it
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                                    • 2daBank
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 01-26-09
                                      • 88966

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by nobs
                                      HMM. Not a single response to my Livian Hernandez + 140 play posted in the Baseball forum either. Of course not, I have been winning my +140 underdog play since the top of the first inning. But dont worry, if the Cubs score 3 in the bottom of the ninth never doubt, there will be 50 replies within 5 minutes.

                                      big difference, on the baseball game you made a pick and gave your reasoning, if anyone trashes you for that pick if it loses they are pricks, but when you throw these stupid guarantees around you deserve what you get
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                                      • nobs
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                                        • 08-31-09
                                        • 4216

                                        #20
                                        Yeah I dont have time to write 300 words for every play, besides no one is going to say anything in that thread.

                                        You see the Nationals were up 2-0 top of the first, and the Cubs scored 1 run in the game.
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                                        • nobs
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                                          • 08-31-09
                                          • 4216

                                          #21
                                          I already won the Lakers 1st Quarter under,

                                          so 4-1 Tonight. Funny how quite they all are now. Oh well, I am sure I will hear from the resident haters again as soon as my next play loses.
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                                          • big time 3
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                                            • 02-05-10
                                            • 2880

                                            #22
                                            if you would stop saying guarantee, lock,.. people..would show you more respect!!!
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                                            • DrStale
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-07-08
                                              • 9692

                                              #23
                                              Take the silence as a sign that nobody wants your plays. Or at least as a sign that nobody wants to put up with adolescent cockiness and stupidity that comes along with your picks.

                                              Feel free to leave at any time.
                                              Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                              • 36mafia
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                                                • 11-08-09
                                                • 2389

                                                #24
                                                head too far up your ass to take criticism well
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                                                • nobs
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                                                  • 08-31-09
                                                  • 4216

                                                  #25
                                                  Dude we are strangers, who cares about respect from a stranger ? I just like to fuk with the board a little.

                                                  I do just think its funny how the board has a contigent of posters who --

                                                  #1. rarely if ever post a pick

                                                  #2. All claim to be long term winners.

                                                  #3. Are Always ready to jump on a posted loser. and

                                                  #4. Are Always quite as hell when player wins.

                                                  And I am not talking about me. Hell, I dont give a FK. Call me what you want. But I noticed it with ZBOIZ how they jumped his ass when he lost and magically disappeared when he won. I noticed how they do it with a lot of other posters as well. takes a lot more guts to post plays then to talk about all your winners.

                                                  And whether they like the words I used or not, 80% is a lot better than they are offering the board. I realize that they all hit like 99.9999% of their plays, I am just saying they dont post those play for the board.

                                                  Anyways I have to go get some McDonalds before they close.
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                                                  • nobs
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                                                    • 08-31-09
                                                    • 4216

                                                    #26
                                                    yeah 36 mafia,

                                                    80%. Criticize me all you want, as long as The Greek pays me I am good with it.
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                                                    • nobs
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                                                      • 08-31-09
                                                      • 4216

                                                      #27
                                                      26-12 Lakers with 1 minute left.

                                                      I hope me under 49 hits

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                                                      • nobs
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                                                        • 08-31-09
                                                        • 4216

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DrStale
                                                        Take the silence as a sign that nobody wants your plays. Or at least as a sign that nobody wants to put up with adolescent cockiness and stupidity that comes along with your picks.

                                                        Feel free to leave at any time.

                                                        They aren't silent when I lose.
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                                                        • shari91
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 02-23-10
                                                          • 32661

                                                          #29
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                                                          • mtneer1212
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 06-22-08
                                                            • 4993

                                                            #30
                                                            oh brother
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                                                            • Smurf71
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                                                              • 08-03-09
                                                              • 163

                                                              #31
                                                              You lucky bastard!
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                                                              • samdapatriotsfan
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 10-10-08
                                                                • 1585

                                                                #32
                                                                Hey Nobs................FK the haters............what you got for the 2nd half Lakers?

                                                                I had OKC -2 2Q but they are stinking it up.
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                                                                • SamsNCharge99
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 10-22-08
                                                                  • 41242

                                                                  #33
                                                                  half pt is a winner
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                                                                  • Donkwin47
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 03-12-10
                                                                    • 2851

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Lol, the guarantee comes through by 0.5.. Grats.
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                                                                    • nobs
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                                                                      • 08-31-09
                                                                      • 4216

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I didnt guarantee guarantee it was going to win by 20, I guarantee guarantee that it was going to win, and it did.
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