I GUARANTEE GURANTEE this play WINS !!!

big joe 1212 · 04-28-10, 01:59 PM

guy is a loser!

nobs · 04-28-10, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Shortstop

Congruency, how did you get so many points so quickly?

He had 1800 points transferred by SBR the day after he started his name. They do that when you change posting handles, they transfer the points from your previous name.

So he had 1800 transferred over and now he has 958 points. Dude sucks almost as bad as me. We should go into business together, we will put out all plays we agree on as Guarantee Guarantee fades

nobs · 04-28-10, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by big joe 1212

guy is a loser!

Yeah man I lost my keys last week and that sucked ass. I was eating in the food court at the mall and I put my keys on my food tray, then I got distracted because there are so many smoking hot girls in the mall. Anyways I think I ended up dumping my tray with my keys on it. SHIT man that sucks.

So I get home before I realize I dont have my keys as my friend was driving, so its not like I realized I didnt have my car keys. I got home and NO KEYS, I call him and he searched his car NO KEYS. Dude I had to call pop a lock and they spray some freezer lock shit in my key hole and they pop it open. It took them like 3 minutes and they charge me $105 ? WTF ? I aint Bill Gates man.

Anyways I am wondering how you knew about all this, I am thinking maybe you were involved. If I find proof of your involvement you will be paying me $105.

nobs · 04-28-10, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

THOSE PLAYS WON, so they don't concern us.

I fixed it for you. And it was THE OTHER 4 PLAYS, dont try to short me a win Mr. Profit.. Anyways on the other "4" Plays there were Guarantee Guarantee just the same with the exception of 1 play.

Anyways Mr. Profit, I dont think I can keep feeding you degenerates my Guarantee Guarantee winners if you are going to try and short me a winner every night. You may think shorting me a winner is ok as I am still 75%, but its not OK

Nomocino · 04-28-10, 04:49 PM

any picks for tonight?

poker_dummy101 · 04-28-10, 05:03 PM

Its funny. I wonder why its always the broke fukks who have guarantees (nobs), penis slappers (zboiz), and rubberband plays (broke landers).

nobs · 04-28-10, 05:11 PM

UR Not Shitting poker Dummy, that $105 just to get my in my place really hurt.

All I can say is that if I find out Big Joe 1212 was complicent in the disappearance of my keys ITS ON. And thats a Guarantee Guarantee GUARANTEE

Preston09 · 04-28-10, 05:11 PM

Makes them feel better about themselves

actionaddict86 · 04-28-10, 05:15 PM

Guar laker future +300 lock it in kids

nobs · 04-28-10, 05:16 PM

Yeah its like when my last girlfriend dumped me for another dude, I printed off a hot picture of Jessica Simpson from the internet and beat off to it every day for a week.I tried to pretend like me and Jessica were like really together. That helped a lot man, it made me feel way better because its like who would have ever thought I would be with a woman as hot as Jessica Simpson. I made me forget all about the girl who dumped me because to be honest she wasnt that hot and way too chunky

nobs · 04-28-10, 05:17 PM

I cant decide if I want to go to Mcdonalds ( I have a coupon for Angus Deluxe ) or if I should go to Burger King, sure love their onion rings.

kmarinouofm · 04-28-10, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by nobs

I cant decide if I want to go to Mcdonalds ( I have a coupon for Angus Deluxe ) or if I should go to Burger King, sure love their onion rings.

aww nobs a classy guy like yourself probably eats at Arby's .. u know u want some Chedda and Beef

poker_dummy101 · 04-28-10, 05:46 PM

it depends what part of the country you're in as to what fast food is the best to go to

Congruency · 04-28-10, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by nobs

He had 1800 points transferred by SBR the day after he started his name. They do that when you change posting handles, they transfer the points from your previous name. So he had 1800 transferred over and now he has 958 points. Dude sucks almost as bad as me. We should go into business together, we will put out all plays we agree on as Guarantee Guarantee fades

LOL, i had 1000 transferred to the sportsbook and left it there, i may transfer it back depending on what wins tonight

but please GUARANTEE GUARANTEE more plays that wins...the extra guarantee must mean that its a solid LOCK

gotta love the squares on this forum lol...fortunately for donkeys like you youre only betting happy meal money, like tha_diesel

nobs · 04-28-10, 08:19 PM

Yeah I was going to give you jokers my very special Guarantee Guarantee Guarantee play tonight, but since you all dont appreciate my 5-1 last night plus tonight I am keeping it just between me and My Grandma

Congruency · 04-28-10, 08:20 PM

it doesnt matter if you go 5-1 if you bet $100 on the guarantee and $5 on the other 4 plays

nobs · 04-28-10, 08:22 PM

Congruency are you game for my business proposition. Man we will decide together on plays we both like and we will sell those as fades. Shit we both suck so bad that if we both like it, its sure to lose.

Dude, I bet our "fade" package will lose like 95% of the time. Do you know how much these fools will pay for our "fade" package ? No, neither do I, but I bet its a lot.

tltaylor89 · 04-28-10, 08:23 PM

WHy do I keep thinking these are new threads.

nobs · 04-28-10, 08:24 PM

Bet $100 ??

WHAT. Do you think I am Warren Buffett.

$100 ?? HOLY SHIT MAN.

But anyways they were all Guarantee Guarantee plays except 1. Now I am going to bet $1.00 to win $0.91 on the Jazz game

nobs · 04-28-10, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by Congruency

it doesnt matter if you go 5-1 if you bet $100 on the guarantee and $5 on the other 4 plays

doesnt matter if you go 5-1 if you bet $5 on the other "4" plays ??? LOL

Yeah this guy is definitely fade material.

Congruency · 04-28-10, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by nobs

Congruency are you game for my business proposition. Man we will decide together on plays we both like and we will sell those as fades. Shit we both suck so bad that if we both like it, its sure to lose.

Dude, I bet our "fade" package will lose like 95% of the time. Do you know how much these fools will pay for our "fade" package ? No, neither do I, but I bet its a lot.

lol i havent posted a play here, i dont need to

all i do is fade squares like you and tha_diesel

i will be on the look out for more GUARANTEE GUARANTEE plays

maybe throw an extra guarantee on there next time, itll come through

i GUARANTEE GUARANTEE it

nobs · 04-28-10, 08:30 PM

Naah I dont know. I have won 5 in a row now, so I guess you are lucky you just happened to "miss" all those.

Anyways the fact that you "havent posted a play here" doesnt surprise me.

Now I am off with my 5-1 record, you now the loss and then "THE OTHER 4".

LMAO.

Congruency · 04-28-10, 08:36 PM

lol, i havent seen those picks, all i need to see is the GUARANTEE GUARANTEE picks....easy as fading Brandon Lang 100 dimers

some guy posted a record a while back of all the posters who claimed their picks was a lock, or guarantee and it was a losing record

so all i need to do is look out for those

GUARANTEE GUARANTEE PICKS (0-1)

at least brandon lang's superbowl 100 dimer on the Colts ML was a GUARANTEE GUARANTEE GUARANTEE GUARANTEE

its ok to be a losing bettor, gambling isnt for everyone

nobs · 04-28-10, 08:39 PM

They were all GUARANTEE GUARANTEE picks except one.

Dont worry, all the others Magically "missed" all 5 winners and only saw the one loser as well.

Congruency · 04-28-10, 08:45 PM

shouldnt guarantees come through 100% of the time? you are guaranteeing it will happen after all

especially GUARANTEE GUARANTEE picks? not only are there 2 guarantees but you CAPITALIZED them as well!!!!

those must come through 110% of the time, correct?

anyway it was fun shooting the sht with you, heading out to the bar now...sadly i might miss the GUARANTEE GUARANTEE on the 10:30 NBA game

nobs · 04-28-10, 08:47 PM

Dont worry, it will win so you were going to "miss" it whether you were here or not.