Anyone here a hedonist or aspire to be one?What's the ultimate hedonism?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Anyone here a hedonist or aspire to be one?What's the ultimate hedonism?
    I was watching a cartoon on the for aduts cartoon channel or whatever it's called and they had a character called Hedonist Bart????? He's a robot looking character that just sits around eating fruit,being in orgies and taking part in anything else he finds pleasurable.I think he's a composite of Bill Clinton,Ted Kennedy and Le bron James who would be in the hedonism hall of fame if they had one.Look at Lebron James who keeps having kids with a woman he lives with where it's like he's just biding time until something better comes along.Then he holds lavish parties at restaurants with 40 friends running up a 10k bill and he leaves a $20 tip.And he never loses an endorsement.Man,,,that is so cool!!!

    You start looking at the outright graft and corruption taking place from the white house to Wall Street and you just say to yourself,I want a piece of that if it feels good,do it pie.Go to a casino buffet on steak night,haul out #20 of steak in your cargo pants.If your beloved pet dog you hav had for 8 years starts being a wee bit high maintenance with minor joint trouble,get it put to sleep.Absolutely just do anything and everything that will add pleasue to your life and rid yourself of anything standing in the way of you receiving pleasure.Chargebacks to sportsbooks is a good one.Just run roughshad making $500 deposits and when you lose the bet,call in fraud the next day to your bank.Hell,if you have 12 cards from a few differents credit card banks,that's alot of free bets.What's a sportsbook going to do,call your bank and tell them the truth that they are really a sportsbook and not the CD music company that shows up on the statement.
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82870

    #2
    It depends.

    For a guy who likes food the ultimate hedonism can be a jelly donut.
    For someone who likes wine it can be a rare Chateaux..
    For someone who likes jewlery it can be a blue diamond.
    For someone who hasn't had sex for 13 years it can be having sex for 2 seconds with a 300 lb hairy woman.

    You get the idea.
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    • keyboarding
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-30-09
      • 6817

      #3
      My friend quit his job and moved to Chile, where he lives by the beach and plays online poker.
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      • gryfyn1
        SBR MVP
        • 03-30-10
        • 3285

        #4
        Hedonism Bot.. - and despite your poor attempt to take a shot a Lerbon James - Futarama was canceled before James was even in the NBA --
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        • whatsgood5
          Restricted User
          • 10-13-09
          • 15359

          #5
          I've always wanted to be a hedonist
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            It depends.

            For a guy who likes food the ultimate hedonism can be a jelly donut.
            For someone who likes wine it can be a rare Chateaux..
            For someone who likes jewlery it can be a blue diamond.
            For someone who hasn't had sex for 13 years it can be having sex for 2 seconds with a 300 lb hairy woman.

            You get the idea.
            good points, hedonism is relative to the individual. everyone's got their own source of hedonis,.
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            • gimme2dollars
              SBR Sharp
              • 12-02-09
              • 356

              #7
              I love futurama.
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              • THE PROFIT
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-27-09
                • 17701

                #8
                I'm a heathen but would not mind being a hedonist also. Hell, maybe I already am!
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