Greatest One Line Of All Times By JJgold

[pat venditto]

"Deuce hold that chin up with a 2 by 4"

[jjgold]

"Deuce hold that chin up with a 2 by 4"

Patty I laugh my ass off every time with your avatar of Deuce, he claims he is a 9 though. That was a great find when we find his real picture!!!!! The stories never end with this guy.

[BEANTOWNJIM]

NO THE BEST JJGOLD ONE LINER

YOUR A MOD I DONT GIVE A F-CK

I DONT KNOW WHY BUT THE WAY JJGOLD SAID THAT WAS FUNNY AS A BASTARD

[pat venditto]

JJ

[jjgold]

Jimmy go find Sick Gambler, many have said he got buried betting basketball this winter.

[SlickFazzer]

"I like hookers that kiss...like a girlfriend..."

[pavyracer]

There are so many but my favorite is:

"This guy (insert name here) is the best gambler in the word and knows the industry inside out"

He used it so far on Nicky Santoro, Fishhead, The General and a bunch of others I can't recall right now.

[3PtShooter]

[SlickFazzer]

"Sometimes you gotta jockey it in nicky"

"Wheres the fukkin power box carol!"

[13th Inning]

"Go play with your toys Derrick!!! I'll be with you in a second pal!!"

But "Where's the fukkin power box Carol?!" is probably the greatest of all time. It should be on T-shirts and bumper stickers everywhere.

hmmm

[BurtRapp]

880 Firm. Yeah I know who your nephew is. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Deuce]

Unfukkinreal, this thread had me lmao at my desk. Fukk me!!! Venditto you fukk, not me pal.

[ProfaneReality]

well this is a 2 part line.....but I found it hilarious for some reason

"Sledge would of loved to see you get caught in tidal wave in Sout East Asia"

"Sledge when you washed up on shore I would of *** on your face too "