Looks like The Goon fits in well here...

[The Goon]

Goons all over the place here...

Something Awful couldn't even handle me.

[THE PROFIT]

Are you a ghost or a real new guy?

[The Goon]

What is a ghost you goon?

[ericthegangster]

wow, you're pretty clever! hey do me a favor! suck on a tailpipe!

[pavyracer]

Hey it's April 26th. National Ghost Day of The Year. Open the champagne and light up a cigar guys!

[Al Masters]

I understand the 1st sentence, no fvcking idea what your trying to say in the 2nd sentence.

[jjgold]

Welcome aboard guy!!!

[The Goon]

wow, you're pretty clever! hey do me a favor! suck on a tailpipe!

You are a goon, not a gangster...

Just a wise guy wanna-be.

-Goon

[ericthegangster]

You are a goon, not a gangster...

Just a wise guy wanna-be.

-Goon

wow, you're pretty clever! hey do me a favor! suck on a tailpipe!

[blittydeuce]

i like this guy

[flyingillini]

Orale guey leva!

[36mafia]

A million here a million there
Sicilian bitch with long hair with coke in her derrière
Like smokin the thinnest air I open the Lamborghini
Hopin them crackers see me like look at dat bastard Weezy
Hes a beast hes, a dog hes, a muthfukin problem
Ok your a goon but what's a goon to a goblin