I need Surgery?

[acarmelo1]

My Dick is to long men and is always erected.

Everytime I turn around I bump people to the floor.

I cant use elevators cuz my dick always remains outside of it

I can shower properly and everytime I have sex, I end killing my girl

should I do it?

[whatsgood5]

Same problem for me man...

[TurkzZ]

DIY with the meat cleaver, i haven't looked back since

[acarmelo1]

Same problem for me man...

How do you go by?
I cant even ride the bus cuz my Dick is bigger than the bus

[Cougar Bait]

Maybe you should nuke it.

[Masu485]

don't cut the tip off, otherwise it'll cause problems. you have to make two horizontal cuts near the base, take out the piece and then stitch the end back to ur body.

[pavyracer]

You don't need surgery. Just fold it in two. This is what I do.

[13th Inning]

LOL
I love this Carmelo kid.

[THE PROFIT]

Well then you'll have no problem goin' & fukin yourself

[HoldEmHook!!]

Its not your Dick its your nose....the puppets grew when he lied too

[JohnGalt2341]

True story, I woke up vibrating one day. Turns out, I was in a Sharper Image. Turns out, I had a hard on. Turns out, no one cared.

[Extra Innings]

Maybe you should nuke it.

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