OT: Shaving

[BatemanPatrickl]

I know half the people on SBR have yet to hit puberty but for the other half, do you gentlemen use an electric or a manual razor?

I just bought some great products from the Art of Shaving and I would recommend the pre shave oil and the after shave lotion.

Anyone get a shave at a barber shop still?

[moneyplays]

I use a high-end electric razor. I don't like to shave with a manual razor because I get razor bumps and I hate that sh1t. I still get a nice clean shave with the electric.

[ShamsWoof10]

I HATE SHAVING... Every F*CKIN' DAY damn... To answer the question though I use the schick extreme III.. It's not bad for a disposable razor... I tried the electric ones and they just don't give you the same shave as a manual one...

What is good about that shaving oil that you liked MasterB.?

[BatemanPatrickl]

I HATE SHAVING... Every F*CKIN' DAY damn... To answer the question though I use the schick extreme III.. It's not bad for a disposable razor... I tried the electric ones and they just don't give you the same shave as a manual one...

What is good about that shaving oil that you liked MasterB.?

No cuts man and the after shave lotion is solid. My skins looks better as well. The products are not cheap but they last and are worth the money.

I get a shave at a barber shop as well with the hot towel, neck massage and steam as well. Good stuff; they give out free beer as well.

Google the Art of Shaving for the products. I use the Quattro...

[jjgold]

No way electric razors work if your hair is kind of thick

I use regular blade and for the record shave my balls also like all the porn stars do/


Go for waxings every month for $50 also

[moneyplays]

I saw the 'art of shaving' product at niemen marcus. I guess they must be good. I'll have to look into it.

[BatemanPatrickl]

I saw the 'art of shaving' product at niemen marcus. I guess they must be good. I'll have to look into it.

The oil is $22 and the lotion is $36; the shaving cream sucks.

[Rollins08]

You never get a close shave with an electric razor. i use the Mach 4 from Gilette. Best razor I've ever used, never cut myself and I have a pretty heavy beard.

[ShamsWoof10]

No cuts man and the after shave lotion is solid. My skins looks better as well. The products are not cheap but they last and are worth the money.

I get a shave at a barber shop as well with the hot towel, neck massage and steam as well. Good stuff; they give out free beer as well.

Google the Art of Shaving for the products. I use the Quattro...

Thanks good info.... checking it out............

Yeah JJ I shave my balls too and everything around that area is clean shaved... I f*ckin' hate hair around that area... I hate long body hair period so I make sure my legs and arms are well groomed...NOT SHAVED!!! just well groomed... Everything else on the body is cleeeeeean shavin'...

I might have to order some of MasterB's stuff for my body because fellas it f*cks my day up when I shave my chest and stomach and get either a razor bump or pimple there from shaving...

[louisvillekid]

i just use my old gillette mach 3 and i use the edge gel. i've tried different electric razors in the past, but everyone seems like it is rippings the hairs out, so i've just always used a manual razor. and my face is all i shave, i guess i'm not a metro guy.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Thanks good info.... checking it out............

Yeah JJ I shave my balls too and everything around that area is clean shaved... I f*ckin' hate hair around that area... I hate long body hair period so I make sure my legs and arms are well groomed...NOT SHAVED!!! just well groomed... Everything else on the body is cleeeeeean shavin'...

I might have to order some of MasterB's stuff for my body because fellas it f*cks my day up when I shave my chest and stomach and get either a razor bump or pimple there from shaving...

Get the non scented oil; anything with a smell can cause irritations.

You can call be MasterBate if you like

[capitalist pig]

Braun 8975 electric, works fine for me.

later

[eyeball]

Master B

I use an old Shick quatro it sucks, my skin is all torn up. I am going online and try some of their products. The products are pricey but the Shick with the edge gel doesn;t do it anymore. Besides JJ shaves his balls also so its worth it.

[Tchocky]

I used to use an electric shave in the 90's. I have a very expensive Elton which is no longer available. Electric shavers tend to give me razor burn. I currently use a Gillette Mach 3 every other day. I rarely use any after shave or balm.

[eyeball]

The question needs to change because of Coach

I think it should be what do you use to shave your balls and what is used for your face! It was a good point that Coach brought up, thanks JJ.

[atakdog]

Manual. My beard is fairly light, and I find electrics just don't do much with it.

Some day I plan to get a barber shop shave, but haven't ever done so.

[WestsidePete]

I HATE SHAVING... Every F*CKIN' DAY damn... To answer the question though I use the schick extreme III.. It's not bad for a disposable razor... I tried the electric ones and they just don't give you the same shave as a manual one...

What is good about that shaving oil that you liked MasterB.?

I agree...don't like electric ones and they don't give the same type of shave as manual one's do...

[BatemanPatrickl]

Master B

I use an old Shick quatro it sucks, my skin is all torn up. I am going online and try some of their products. The products are pricey but the Shick with the edge gel doesn;t do it anymore. Besides JJ shaves his balls also so its worth it.

Call and ask for sample but the products are worth the money.

Hope the products help.

[Tchocky]

I think it should be what do you use to shave your balls and what is used for your face! It was a good point that Coach brought up, thanks JJ.

That's a dangerous proposition. I watch a lot of porn and I'm always amazed how clean shaven these actors are.

[JoshW]

I have had a beard for damn near ever. I use an electric for trimming.

[vanman]

electric.

[pico]

a better question is what kind of razor do you use to shave your balls?

[onlooker]

Manual shaver. I hate shaving, but also hate the stubble feeling of not shaving. So its a lose - lose situation.

[Doug]

No way electric razors work if your hair is kind of thick

I use regular blade and for the record shave my balls also like all the porn stars do/


Go for waxings every month for $50 also

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Coach: What is your position on shaving between the rear cheeks ?

WARNING!!!
Date: 2004-07-01, 2:15PM PDT


Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

[JBC77]

You never get a close shave with an electric razor. i use the Mach 4 from Gilette. Best razor I've ever used, never cut myself and I have a pretty heavy beard.

Bingo. Mach 4 baby, thats the way to go. I've tried electric.....it just doesn't shave clean enough.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Bingo. Mach 4 baby, thats the way to go. I've tried electric.....it just doesn't shave clean enough.

Try the Art of Shaving products; expensive but well worth the money.

[Cyclone]

I found some good shaving cream in a Japanese grocery store. It's called "Fresh Shave". "Gatsby" is good, too.

[pico]

on the light of shaving anal hair. here is my story about shaving pubes. unless you shave it regularly, the stubs really hurt the girl when you **** them. long story short...i had to wait til my hair to grow back to full length before i got some action.