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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    How would you like to die?
    Having an orgasm would be a neat way to go.

    I think being exploded to death would be pretty fuking wicked.

    I don't want to see any of this 'peacefully in my sleep' shit either.
  • Jiggy Fly
    SBR MVP
    • 05-02-08
    • 1256

    #2
    Orgasm!!
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    • Doug
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 6324

      #3
      easier to say how not to die.

      burned to death would be the worst, esp. if you linger for a few weeks.
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      • Boner_18
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-24-08
        • 8301

        #4
        After a long draining battle with some debilitating disease. While my loved ones watch their inheritance dwindle which inevitably causes unmendable rifts between the different parties as they argue about what standard of care I should receive.

        That or drowning. I hear it is quite euphoric.
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82872

          #5
          Eaten alive by a crocodile.
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          • Extra Innings
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-26-10
            • 15058

            #6
            Robbing a bank.
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            • Fishhead
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-11-05
              • 40179

              #7
              Bitch slapped by Requal Welch
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              • EaglesPhan36
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 71662

                #8
                Playing Roulette in Vegas with an "all-in" bet on black while getting a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson. I give her my o-face as the ball drops in on red and realize that even when you lose, you win and then die with a chick's mouth around your junk.
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                • Doug
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 6324

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Boner_18
                  After a long draining battle with some debilitating disease. While my loved ones watch their inheritance dwindle which inevitably causes unmendable rifts between the different parties as they argue about what standard of care I should receive.

                  That or drowning. I hear it is quite euphoric.
                  Who are you hearing it from ?
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                  • ngates815
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-01-09
                    • 13845

                    #10
                    Falling off the washing machine with a broomhandle up my ass
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                    • Jiggy Fly
                      SBR MVP
                      • 05-02-08
                      • 1256

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fishhead
                      Bitch slapped by Requal Welch
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                      • Extra Innings
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-26-10
                        • 15058

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ngates815
                        Falling off the washing machine with a broomhandle up my ass
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                        • pat venditto
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-07-07
                          • 14347

                          #13
                          A non painful or suffering death. (Bullet to the fukin head?)
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                          • Naz18
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-10-09
                            • 4277

                            #14
                            Lethal injection or electric chair
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                            • Fishhead
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-11-05
                              • 40179

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ngates815
                              Falling off the washing machine with a broomhandle up my ass

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                              • Fadeaway Kush
                                SBR Rookie
                                • 03-27-10
                                • 40

                                #16
                                robbing a bank, id like to go out with a fight against the piece of shit police.
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                                • in2thethickofit
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-26-09
                                  • 2622

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ngates815
                                  Falling off the washing machine with a broomhandle up my ass
                                  How do you even think of that?
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                                  • PAULYPOKER
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 12-06-08
                                    • 36581

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dad
                                    I don't want to see any of this 'peacefully in my sleep' shit either.


                                    I think it would be to get sucked into the eye of a category 5 tornado awesome totaly awesome!
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                                    • sharpcat
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 12-19-09
                                      • 4516

                                      #19
                                      This reminds me of an old episode of The Man Show

                                      -Death by mafia hit
                                      -death while having sex with a prostitute
                                      -death by a failing parachute

                                      These all sound good to me
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                                      • PAULYPOKER
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 12-06-08
                                        • 36581

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by in2thethickofit
                                        How do you even think of that?
                                        Cause he does this regularly while he is masturbating
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                                        • sharpcat
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 12-19-09
                                          • 4516

                                          #21
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                                          • Boner_18
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-24-08
                                            • 8301

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Doug
                                            Who are you hearing it from ?
                                            Various sources. Google it. The underlying principal is that the true cause of death when drowning is hypoxia of the brain and known symptoms of this include euphoria. Also my cousin drowned and told me so.
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                                            • Dad
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-26-08
                                              • 23245

                                              #23
                                              onstage at a slayer concert immediately following a blowjob from taylor swift.
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                                              • pavyracer
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 04-12-07
                                                • 82872

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Dad
                                                onstage at a slayer concert immediately following a blowjob from taylor swift.
                                                It will be hard to get Taylor Swift at a Slayer concert but good luck.
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                                                • compaqDikk
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 10-08-05
                                                  • 5699

                                                  #25
                                                  i would like iwinyour money to sit on me
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                                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-21-07
                                                    • 18772

                                                    #26
                                                    I say go out with a bang. Rob a bank with Metallica blasting in your ears.

                                                    Would NOT want to drown or get buried alive. Imagine being buried alive how much that would suck? A plane crash would suck as well. Daddy call me.
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                                                    • PAULYPOKER
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 12-06-08
                                                      • 36581

                                                      #27
                                                      I would also like to have a long drawn shoot out battle with authorities
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                                                      • whatsgood5
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 10-13-09
                                                        • 15359

                                                        #28
                                                        I think you got it right with the orgasm thing
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                                                        • ngates815
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-01-09
                                                          • 13845

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                                                          Cause he does this regularly while he is masturbating

                                                          I get paid to do it on a webcam....5 bucks for every 10 viewers. I do it @ 2/3/4/5 all central time. The session normally lasts 12 minutes, but sometimes I get a thought of michele obama with a strapon ramming me and it lasts 2 minutes
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