Why you never date a crazy chick!!
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French TicklerSBR Wise Guy
- 03-25-10
- 817
#1Why you never date a crazy chick!!Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroomTags: None -
AnotherLoanSBR MVP
- 07-21-08
- 2225
#2Holy ****. **** that girl.Comment -
big joe 1212SBR Posting Legend
- 06-01-08
- 19380
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i would have fuked her in the ass 1 more time and then shown her the door!
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BobbyBaseballsSBR Sharp
- 11-01-08
- 471
#4Send this to the spam section....Biggest waste of 7 minutes in my life.
It's not even close to funny, its 110% fake, and you have to be a total dumbass to believe it.
No one goes 14 days without checking emails and voice mails. Everyone has caller ID or you can just *69 for the mother to call the girl back. Absolute worst post ever here.Comment -
French TicklerSBR Wise Guy
- 03-25-10
- 817
#5Ya, everyone who goes backpacking thru Europe checks their emails constantly . . .Originally posted by BobbyBaseballsSend this to the spam section....Biggest waste of 7 minutes in my life.
It's not even close to funny, its 110% fake, and you have to be a total dumbass to believe it.
No one goes 14 days without checking emails and voice mails. Everyone has caller ID or you can just *69 for the mother to call the girl back. Absolute worst post ever here.
Also jjgolds aunt doesnt even have caller ID, so maybe the old timers dont have or dont know how to use it.
My guess is you didnt even wach the video, or you are so dense you need it to slap you in the face to nderstand what was going on....Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroomComment -
THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
- 11-27-09
- 17701
#6That was awesome! How can a stupid bitch not remember you telling her something like that?Comment -
Extra InningsSBR Posting Legend
- 02-26-10
- 15058
#7Worth the view boys!Comment -
Masu485SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-14-08
- 7700
#8crazy girls are always hot tooComment -
THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
- 11-27-09
- 17701
#9I know. whenever Im dating a crazy chick, I always date them too long because they're so damn hot. A regular lookin' chick I wouldn't put up with that shit for 30 minutes, but with these hot chicks I'll be asshole deep in crazy for 2 years!Originally posted by Masu485crazy girls are always hot tooComment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
- 08-22-08
- 12983
#10thought it was funny
but kind of odd he would not call his pussy once during the two weeks, but would buy her pearlsComment -
THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
- 11-27-09
- 17701
#11because he was balls deep in euro trashComment -
Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-09-09
- 30169
#12pretty funny if it's true.Comment -
Boner_18SBR Hall of Famer- 08-24-08
- 8301
#13Hilarious. Thanks for sharing FT.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#14I wish I had any chick let alone a crazy one because they probably are good in bed.Comment -
whatsgood5Restricted User
- 10-13-09
- 15359
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ttwarrior1BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 06-23-09
- 28481
#16why is this guy not calling his gf for 2 weeks???????/ maybe she never saw the one message he left her before he left??????/
He is as much to blame if not moreComment -
RichkasSBR Posting Legend
- 02-03-08
- 19396
#17I agree, if you love somebody your calling at least every other day.Originally posted by ttwarrior1why is this guy not calling his gf for 2 weeks???????/ maybe she never saw the one message he left her before he left??????/
He is as much to blame if not more
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keyboardingSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-30-09
- 6817
#18Agreed.Originally posted by BobbyBaseballsSend this to the spam section....Biggest waste of 7 minutes in my life. It's not even close to funny, its 110% fake, and you have to be a total dumbass to believe it. No one goes 14 days without checking emails and voice mails. Everyone has caller ID or you can just *69 for the mother to call the girl back. Absolute worst post ever here.
Because it didn't happen.Originally posted by THE PROFITThat was awesome! How can a stupid bitch not remember you telling her something like that?
There are a few points in the video where things don't add up. The ones that stick out the most are that she called his mom but his mother has voicemail but not caller ID? I've never ever heard of that. Second, what kind of girlfriend doesn't know a single one of your friends? How is that even possible? Lastly, I cannot believe a girl would not remember her boyfriend leaving the country. Girls aren't guys. They give a shit when we leave. They follow us to the airport like puppies, they bake us cookies, they hug and kiss, and jokingly say "don't do anything crazy" knowing we will.
Didn't happen.Comment -
freeVICKSBR Hall of Famer- 01-21-08
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#19dated a crazy chick for like 6 months. she was easily the hottest chick I ever dated and was the best sex I ever had. the bitch was horny as fck and would do anything I asked. and she loved to suck my cock!!! but it wasn't worth all the other shit. just one look at aniter girl and she would go crazy. she would read my texts, emails and facebook. after I dumped her found out she was semi stalking me... crazy fcking bitch but damn was she hot. I would still fck her in a moments notice if I had the chanceComment -
DrStaleSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-07-08
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#20Yeah, this isn't real.Originally posted by Dark HorseIf with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?Comment -
in2thethickofitSBR MVP
- 09-26-09
- 2622
#21How could she not know he was going to Europe? Maybe the day before he left he waved to her and said "Oh yeah, I'm going to Europe for 2 weeks on a backpacking trip, I'll call you when I get back", otherwise, I can not figure out how you could miss something like this. If you did miss something like this it would have to be in an extremely noisy environment (like a Metallica concert or something) and you would have had to mention it only ONE TIME! I mean, wouldn't this be something you would mention more than once before you actually left on the trip? I would not call this girl crazy, I would call BOTH of these people idiots that lack the communication skills necessary for a healthy relationship...if this ever did really happen they are better off being as far from each other as possible...he should have stayed in Europe!!!Comment -
DrStaleSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-07-08
- 9692
#22Well the most obvious answer is that the whole thing is fake...Originally posted by in2thethickofitHow could she not know he was going to Europe? Maybe the day before he left he waved to her and said "Oh yeah, I'm going to Europe for 2 weeks on a backpacking trip, I'll call you when I get back", otherwise, I can not figure out how you could miss something like this. If you did miss something like this it would have to be in an extremely noisy environment (like a Metallica concert or something) and you would have had to mention it only ONE TIME! I mean, wouldn't this be something you would mention more than once before you actually left on the trip? I would not call this girl crazy, I would call BOTH of these people idiots that lack the communication skills necessary for a healthy relationship...if this ever did really happen they are better off being as far from each other as possible...he should have stayed in Europe!!!Originally posted by Dark HorseIf with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?Comment -
in2thethickofitSBR MVP
- 09-26-09
- 2622
#23Correct, Dr.Originally posted by DrStaleWell the most obvious answer is that the whole thing is fake...Comment -
French TicklerSBR Wise Guy
- 03-25-10
- 817
#24Crazy Chicks.... Yet another one!!
This one is obviously on drugs lol. Sad thin is, jjgold is going to come in this thread and say "I'd hit it"
Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroomComment -
keyboardingSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-30-09
- 6817
#25I'm sure that dude regrets handing her his phone.Comment
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