How secure with your male sexuality are you to own a Nissan Fair Lady car?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

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    How secure with your male sexuality are you to own a Nissan Fair Lady car?
    I never knew the car existed until a guy shacking up with a neighbor broad started parking it in front of my house.It's a funky looking car so I had to take a look at it.I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Fair Lady plastered all over it.What the hell,you have to be an idiot to agree calling a car by that name where a huge percent of the male population in this country wouldn't want one because of it's effeminate name.Where were the brains of the more rational people in the marketing department at Nissan the day they came up with that name?It had to have been the brainstorm of the CEO's kid who had influence to get away with being able to give it that name. For a straight guy to own a Fair lady is almost as bad as owning a pink Mary Kay cosmetics Caddilac.''WWABD?'' What would Al Bundy do if he saw a Nissan Fair Lady parked in front of the show store?

    The damn car has to be a virtual fight magnate in some areas of town where homophobe macho men hang out and get drunk at.This car's name has to already have caused many a slightly built men who own them great bodily damage.


    Hell,in some blue collar union steel towns just owning a foreign based car that's made -assembled in the USA makes you a target for getting beat up.Can you imagine driving a Nissan Fair Lady around the GM area of Flynt,Michigan right now?It's a death wish.Suicide by union thug.I live in a stell town and on every huge pickup truck you will see a Hungrey ,eat your foreign car bumper sticker.
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