Seen plenty of these in my time at SBR, you know the drill:
"I'm playing so and so heavy tonight, strong inside information."
Since no one ever explains their supposed insider information, why don't we come up with some alternate meanings for the "strong inside information" crap. Where do you think people really got their "strong inside information" ? Add yours below, maybe this will be fun, maybe it won't be.
My sample ...
"Strong Inside Information" = I got drunk at Hooters and when I was tipping the waitress $100 on a $5 beer because I got to see cleavage, I thought I saw a birthmark shaped like the state of Florida on her left breast ... so I'm pounding the Marlins tonight.
"I'm playing so and so heavy tonight, strong inside information."
Since no one ever explains their supposed insider information, why don't we come up with some alternate meanings for the "strong inside information" crap. Where do you think people really got their "strong inside information" ? Add yours below, maybe this will be fun, maybe it won't be.
My sample ...
"Strong Inside Information" = I got drunk at Hooters and when I was tipping the waitress $100 on a $5 beer because I got to see cleavage, I thought I saw a birthmark shaped like the state of Florida on her left breast ... so I'm pounding the Marlins tonight.