Possibly The Most Intoxicated Woman Ever (VIDEO)

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  • davidnc76
    SBR High Roller
    • 03-30-10
    • 219

    #1
    Possibly The Most Intoxicated Woman Ever (VIDEO)
    Sergeant David Laughlin of the Akron Police Department has been on the force for 13 years, and he's seen his fair share of drunks. But this woman takes the cake.
    Laughlin received a report about a drunk and disorderly woman, and went to check it out. She didn't seem all that disorderly, but wow was she hammered. As the officer put it, "She's probably one of the drunkest people I've come across."
    She struggled to say anything coherent until she found her tongue by flirting with Laughlin, making kisses at him while saying, "You so fine. You got pretty eyes."
    Credit to Laughlin for taking it all in stride. Although he did seem alarmed when it looked like she might vomit in the back of his car.


    This chick is effed up!



  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #2
    I'll check this out when im not so sleepy. sounds entertaining
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    • Extra Innings
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-26-10
      • 15058

      #3
      Not bad...funny
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      • 2daBank
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-26-09
        • 88966

        #4
        sounds like she is just drunk enough to fuk Big Ben
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        • dodger33
          SBR MVP
          • 08-14-09
          • 3962

          #5
          thats impressive. i will have two of what she is drinking
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          • Cuse0323
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-09-09
            • 30169

            #6
            I see ladies like that every weekend trying to sell my flowers or blowjobs.
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            • AnotherLoan
              SBR MVP
              • 07-21-08
              • 2225

              #7
              Pathetic.
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              • Masu485
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-14-08
                • 7700

                #8
                i bet she acts exactly the same when she's sober
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                • KingKolzig
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-02-10
                  • 5550

                  #9
                  drunk and high, but shes gross
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                  • QB_Disruptor
                    SBR Hustler
                    • 10-01-09
                    • 89

                    #10
                    Only an idiot would describe that as a "lady."
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                    • Chi_archie
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-22-08
                      • 63172

                      #11
                      animals
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                      • manny24
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-22-07
                        • 20046

                        #12
                        she must have had cards ml huuuuuuuuuuuge yesterday.
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                        • blackbeSSt
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-06-08
                          • 9398

                          #13
                          LOL! saw that on The Soup a couple weeks ago! DONKA DO BALLS!!!
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                          • JEK
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 08-27-09
                            • 260

                            #14
                            lol. Actually Ben needs them with a few more drinks in them.




                            Originally posted by 2daBank
                            sounds like she is just drunk enough to fuk Big Ben
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                            • Fishhead
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-11-05
                              • 40179

                              #15
                              I've only seen about 155,504 individuals more drunk then this..........


                              But then again, been to lots of Hawkeye football games over the years.
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                              • Yi
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 03-19-09
                                • 646

                                #16
                                wow, i also want what she's drinking. Dunka Do Ball!!!!
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                                • poker_dummy101
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 11-03-08
                                  • 6395

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by 2daBank
                                  sounds like she is just drunk enough to fuk Big Ben
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                                  • stealthyburrito
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-12-09
                                    • 21562

                                    #18


                                    drink yourself stupid to celebrate the blizzard, whatever helps you justify it lady.
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                                    • M@ximo
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 03-16-10
                                      • 375

                                      #19
                                      been there...,

                                      hope i didnt flirt with the cop...

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