Why is Soriano playing for the Cubs

[Brock Landers]

Tyler Colvin is killing the ball, and this fukking piece of shit can't do anything, on Offense OR Defense. One of the worst players in the league in fact, totally over paid.

[pat venditto]

Landers give me a winner. Thanks guy.

[Brock Landers]

Landers give me a winner. Thanks guy.

i already did fukko

[Chi_archie]

Jim Hendry would give you about 136 million reasons..... and I hate that shit...


the best 8 should play, period..... you are gonna have to eat this contract sooner or later anyways..... you fuked up, with the tribune's money...oh well, Ricketts is the owner now.... start over

[stealthyburrito]

guy can't steal anymore, terrible on the defensive side, diminishing power, high strikeout totals.

and roughly $70 mil left, guaranteed.

what's not to love about soriano?

[Brock Landers]

maybe they can get a bag of balls for him, get him off this fukkin team

[Brock Landers]

then they have fukkin little league pitchers in their bullpen, a bunch of fuks i've never even heard of. Need to have your head examined to bet on the Cubs

[Marginalis]

[G's pks]

guy can't steal anymore, terrible on the defensive side, diminishing power, high strikeout totals.

and roughly $70 mil left, guaranteed.

what's not to love about soriano?

[Brock Landers]

wow, 7-6 Cubs

A fukking miracle has occurred LOL

[stealthyburrito]

unreal, gotta love the friendly confines

[G's pks]

then they have fukkin little league pitchers in their bullpen, a bunch of fuks i've never even heard of. Need to have your head examined to bet on the Cubs

[Chi_archie]

Soriano is about the 2nd biggest, lazy butcher in an NL outfield, only trailing Manny in that category

[Marginalis]

[gryfyn1]

actually he has this year and three more all at 18m/year, in the plus side for the cubs he wont be cashing in his 75,000 bonus for a gold glove or the 300,000 for MVP.