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  • OmgUrMom
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    • 02-07-10
    • 8481

    #1
    Aliens talk to me
    First off this is really hard for me to talk about, but I decided I had to let the community know, maybe it would help make things better.

    Aliens talk to me through electronical devices, it will be 5 o clock and my clock will change to 3:33 and this happens quite often, I have no idea what they are trying to tell me. You guys have any ideas? It's not just one clock, it's happened on vacation and many different places including my computer clock, and the time it changes to is always 3:33.

    What the fukk does this mean?

    Help me please, I do not want to be abducted!
  • hawk 5
    SBR MVP
    • 09-12-06
    • 3982

    #2
    Yes, It's widely known that the best time to start drinking beer is at 3:33. I know it, my wife knows it, and , obviously, aliens know it. Now you Know it.
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    • Boner_18
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-24-08
      • 8301

      #3


      Take that. You should be fine.
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      • JerseyLove
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        • 02-15-10
        • 2183

        #4
        Hahaha, what in the heck
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        • OmgUrMom
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          • 02-07-10
          • 8481

          #5
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          • G's pks
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            • 01-01-09
            • 22251

            #6
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            • wtf
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              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              you too?
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              • OmgUrMom
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                • 02-07-10
                • 8481

                #8
                Like the one time i was on vacation on a beach resort and they had an oven with a clock on it that wasn't working anymore, the time that was permanently frozen on it was 3:33
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                • Marginalis
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-12-09
                  • 1862

                  #9
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                  • warriorfan707
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-29-08
                    • 13698

                    #10
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                    • AMBlai01
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-16-08
                      • 5882

                      #11
                      Oh man...this place is full of people that should be in the Loony Bin.
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                      • OmgUrMom
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                        • 02-07-10
                        • 8481

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AMBlai01
                        Oh man...this place is full of people that should be in the Loony Bin.
                        the aliens plan on people who see there signs being discredited, that is how their plan works. No one will ever believe those who see
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                        • poker_dummy101
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                          • 11-03-08
                          • 6395

                          #13
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                          • OmgUrMom
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                            • 02-07-10
                            • 8481

                            #14
                            i just sent the photo evidence to JJ via my cell
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                            • OmgUrMom
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                              • 02-07-10
                              • 8481

                              #15
                              if anyone else wants the photo evidence, just send me your number in a pm
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                              • Boner_18
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-24-08
                                • 8301

                                #16
                                You have photo evidence of several clocks all on the time 3:33!?!?! Don't text posters, call the CIA!
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                                • OmgUrMom
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                                  • 02-07-10
                                  • 8481

                                  #17
                                  Boner, the CIA does not believe me, trust me I tried already, they are not open-minded people. That is why the aliens will get the best of them in the end.
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                                  • mrmarket
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-26-10
                                    • 4953

                                    #18
                                    mental illness strikes again
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                                    • OmgUrMom
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                                      • 02-07-10
                                      • 8481

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mrmarket
                                      mental illness strikes again
                                      i am not mentally ill, and i dun told you...

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                                      • mrmarket
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-26-10
                                        • 4953

                                        #20
                                        Look at it logically. If a species with the capability of rational thought existed,had ability to master interstellar travel, found earth and for some reason wanted to make contact why exactly would they choose you of all people to communicate with cryptically through a clock? It doesn't make a lick of sense.

                                        I'm not hating on the crazy because I appreciate it. Some of my friends are batshit and it is vastly entertaining. Doesn't make it true though.
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #21
                                          mrmarket, just wtf is your avatar? It disturbs me
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                                          • OmgUrMom
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                                            • 02-07-10
                                            • 8481

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mrmarket
                                            Look at it logically. If a species with the capability of rational thought existed,had ability to master interstellar travel, found earth and for some reason wanted to make contact why exactly would they choose you of all people to communicate with cryptically through a clock? It doesn't make a lick of sense.

                                            I'm not hating on the crazy because I appreciate it. Some of my friends are batshit and it is vastly entertaining. Doesn't make it true though.
                                            I'm the future world president (I don't reach the presidency till their becomes world government) . They have some knowledge of the future and know my what my position will be and are trying to make contact with me, but don't understand yet how human language works, so their attempts have been largely unsuccessful so far, other than to puzzle and confuse me.
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                                            • mrmarket
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-26-10
                                              • 4953

                                              #23
                                              You're going places I feel it.

                                              Originally posted by OmgUrMom
                                              I'm the future world president (I don't reach the presidency till their becomes world government) . They have some knowledge of the future and know my what my position will be and are trying to make contact with me, but don't understand yet how human language works, so their attempts have been largely unsuccessful so far, other than to puzzle and confuse me.
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                                              • mrmarket
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-26-10
                                                • 4953

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                mrmarket, just wtf is your avatar? It disturbs me


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                                                • THE PROFIT
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                  • 17701

                                                  #25
                                                  OK!
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                                                  • PAULYPOKER
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-06-08
                                                    • 36581

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by OmgUrMom
                                                    First off this is really hard for me to talk about, but I decided I had to let the community know, maybe it would help make things better. Aliens talk to me through electronical devices, it will be 5 o clock and my clock will change to 3:33 and this happens quite often, I have no idea what they are trying to tell me. You guys have any ideas? It's not just one clock, it's happened on vacation and many different places including my computer clock, and the time it changes to is always 3:33. What the fukk does this mean? Help me please, I do not want to be abducted!
                                                    And I thought it was just me we need to form an anti alien assassins or AAA group immediately call me ASAP I feel we broke some very positive ground here
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                                                    • PAULYPOKER
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                                                      • 12-06-08
                                                      • 36581

                                                      #27
                                                      867-5309 ask for Jenny
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                                                      • OmgUrMom
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 02-07-10
                                                        • 8481

                                                        #28
                                                        whats the area code? How do I know you are not one of them?
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                                                        • PAULYPOKER
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 12-06-08
                                                          • 36581

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by OmgUrMom
                                                          whats the area code? How do I know you are not one of them?
                                                          You know the area code and if you don't well this is how I know you are one of them... Thought you were gonna trick me didn't ya? Believe me I almost fell for the old area code trick before
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                                                          • PAULYPOKER
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                                                            • 12-06-08
                                                            • 36581

                                                            #30
                                                            Uhhhhhh huh....... just what I thought you are an impostor
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                                                            • pat venditto
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                                                              • 05-07-07
                                                              • 14347

                                                              #31
                                                              You're a fuking nutjob.
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                                                              • PAULYPOKER
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-06-08
                                                                • 36581

                                                                #32
                                                                Hey OMG I think we found one

                                                                Originally posted by pat venditto
                                                                You're a fuking nutjob.
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                                                                • pat venditto
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-07-07
                                                                  • 14347

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • 2daBank
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                                                                    • 01-26-09
                                                                    • 88966

                                                                    #34
                                                                    unless they are giving you winners who gives a shit
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                                                                    • PAULYPOKER
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                                                                      • 12-06-08
                                                                      • 36581

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by 2daBank
                                                                      unless they are giving you winners who gives a shit
                                                                      Actually Bank they are messing me up with my concentration factor I'm been calling them out but they won't listen them little green bastards!!
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