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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82874

    #1
    JJ I found the perfect job for you


    A RESORT in France is offering to pay two lucky candidates $1250 a week to rub sun cream on tourists.

    Les Sables d’Olonne, a beach and sailing haunt, is advertising for one man and one woman to rub lotion on guests from mid-July to late August, Timesonline reports.

    The resort’s website says applicants must be interest in beach holidays and sun protection, be fluent in English and French, and have an outgoing personality.

    In return the winners will be paid 5000 euros ($7333) for six weeks work “on the most beautiful sandy beaches of the Atlantic”.

    The two “creamers,” as they are called in France, will be selected from an internet competition by a jury in June after pre-selection by voting on the internet.

    “We are recruiting two young people who will apply creme solaire and above all advise tourists on protection,” Francois Boche, director of the town’s tourist office, said.

    The internet site for the creamer jobs is now open and candidates can apply at lejobdelete.com.

    The Les Sables d’Olonne is well known for its quirky marketing campaigns. Last year it guaranteed sunny holidays by offering a full refund for people who cancelled reservations because of a bad weather forecast no less than two days before their scheduled arrival.
  • Naz18
    SBR MVP
    • 09-10-09
    • 4277

    #2
    He would scare away the tourists...
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Can you imagine this job, you can rub cream on womans asses, now what happens with guys??

      Say he wants his fukkin cock rubbed with cream?? Do I have to to do??
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82874

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Can you imagine this job, you can rub cream on womans asses, now what happens with guys??

        Say he wants his fukkin cock rubbed with cream?? Do I have to to do??
        That means it's a nudist beach so can you handle being nude in front of other men JJ?
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        • THE PROFIT
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-27-09
          • 17701

          #5
          If you want you're daily euro allowance you will rub the lotion on the cok goddamnit!
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          • Extra Innings
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-26-10
            • 15058

            #6
            Lol. I didn't know there was a market for male creamers....let alone those looking like this

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            • Flying Dutchman
              SBR MVP
              • 05-17-09
              • 2467

              #7
              JJ, I hope SBR is paying you well. It's amazing the shit you have to take from these group of toads.

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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                I will never forget the time I went on a nude beach. I figured it would be fun.

                Ok I go to beach with tight sweats on and start walking around, I think I am in fukkin heaven, all these hot chicks nude and I am excited.

                Ok I get brave and take my sweats off in the fukkin bushes and start walking around like everyone else. Within 3 seconds Iw as hard as a fukkin rock and looked like a prick because all the other guys were soft, I could not figure it out either. Why was i fukkin hard and all these other guys soft??? Well anyway the woman would chuckle looking at me, one reason because I am small but other reason because i was only guy hard. I tried hiding it with my hands and shit but it looked worse. While walking if a group of nude guys walked by it was fukkin worse. I was still hard from seeing chicks nude so these clowns thought I was gay. A few wanted to blow me but I passed. It was just so humiliating. If there is a trick not to get hard on a nude beach let me know because then I would go back.
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82874

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  I will never forget the time I went on a nude beach. I figured it would be fun.

                  Ok I go to beach with tight sweats on and start walking around, I think I am in fukkin heaven, all these hot chicks nude and I am excited.

                  Ok I get brave and take my sweats off in the fukkin bushes and start walking around like everyone else. Within 3 seconds Iw as hard as a fukkin rock and looked like a prick because all the other guys were soft, I could not figure it out either. Why was i fukkin hard and all these other guys soft??? Well anyway the woman would chuckle looking at me, one reason because I am small but other reason because i was only guy hard. I tried hiding it with my hands and shit but it looked worse. While walking if a group of nude guys walked by it was fukkin worse. I was still hard from seeing chicks nude so these clowns thought I was gay. A few wanted to blow me but I passed. It was just so humiliating. If there is a trick not to get hard on a nude beach let me know because then I would go back.
                  Think about the night you slept with your aunt. That will make you soft quickly. Also stick your pecker in the ice cooler for 5 minutes before going to the nude bitch.
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                  • Flying Dutchman
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-17-09
                    • 2467

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    I will never forget the time I went on a nude beach. I figured it would be fun.

                    Ok I go to beach with tight sweats on and start walking around, I think I am in fukkin heaven, all these hot chicks nude and I am excited.

                    Ok I get brave and take my sweats off in the fukkin bushes and start walking around like everyone else. Within 3 seconds Iw as hard as a fukkin rock and looked like a prick because all the other guys were soft, I could not figure it out either. Why was i fukkin hard and all these other guys soft??? Well anyway the woman would chuckle looking at me, one reason because I am small but other reason because i was only guy hard. I tried hiding it with my hands and shit but it looked worse. While walking if a group of nude guys walked by it was fukkin worse. I was still hard from seeing chicks nude so these clowns thought I was gay. A few wanted to blow me but I passed. It was just so humiliating. If there is a trick not to get hard on a nude beach let me know because then I would go back.
                    JJ, I take it back.. You deserve the shit.

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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
                      JJ, I take it back.. You deserve the shit.
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                      • wtf
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-22-08
                        • 12983

                        #12
                        can you please elaborate A few wanted to blow me but I passed. It was just so humiliating.

                        1) how do you know they wanted to blow you?

                        2) did you end up blowing them?
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                        • shari91
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 02-23-10
                          • 32661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
                          JJ, I take it back.. You deserve the shit.


                          Serious question: Has someone started a thread for the funniest posts anywhere concerning jj?? Whether he's made them or someone else has?

                          Because honestly every single day I'm on here I burst out laughing at least once reading something about or from him. I figure if all the best quotes were just compiled somewhere I can go back and piss myself laughing quickly whenever I'm having a shiathouse day.
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                          • excel
                            Restricted User
                            • 03-25-10
                            • 4270

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            I will never forget the time I went on a nude beach. I figured it would be fun.

                            Ok I go to beach with tight sweats on and start walking around, I think I am in fukkin heaven, all these hot chicks nude and I am excited.

                            Ok I get brave and take my sweats off in the fukkin bushes and start walking around like everyone else. Within 3 seconds Iw as hard as a fukkin rock and looked like a prick because all the other guys were soft, I could not figure it out either. Why was i fukkin hard and all these other guys soft??? Well anyway the woman would chuckle looking at me, one reason because I am small but other reason because i was only guy hard. I tried hiding it with my hands and shit but it looked worse. While walking if a group of nude guys walked by it was fukkin worse. I was still hard from seeing chicks nude so these clowns thought I was gay. A few wanted to blow me but I passed. It was just so humiliating. If there is a trick not to get hard on a nude beach let me know because then I would go back.
                            On a nude beach and looking at the other guys junk??? Maybe you are gay... lol j/k I think you made this up tho.
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                            • excel
                              Restricted User
                              • 03-25-10
                              • 4270

                              #15
                              Pictures or it didn't happen.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Guys if your on a nude beach and your hard as a fukkin rock even though your hard because of the woman there and a guy walks by it does not look good at all. Most of the time the other guy thinks your hard because of his body, looks or whatever and if he is a Tri Sexual, Bi Sexual or gay he usually hints to wanted to blow you. In my case one was just a wink, another guy waved me over behind a tree and the third guy was just blatant. He basically started going to his knees like 15 yards away. Of course I just walked away from them all.

                                Guys forget nude beaches. The majority of men are gay and only go to see hard fukkin cocks.
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                                • Flying Dutchman
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-17-09
                                  • 2467

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by shari91


                                  Serious question: Has someone started a thread for the funniest posts anywhere concerning jj?? Whether he's made them or someone else has?

                                  Because honestly every single day I'm on here I burst out laughing at least once reading something about or from him. I figure if all the best quotes were just compiled somewhere I can go back and piss myself laughing quickly whenever I'm having a shiathouse day.
                                  Shari, this is an impossible task. Approx. 5-10% of the threads have JJ in them somewhere here in Player's Talk (Should be JJ's Talk), with a large portion about JJ.

                                  At times I think he's making things up...and then he writes about wanting to "do" his aunt...and I get the creepy feeling he's serious.

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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Dutcher could not make up things that fast while responding to threads, I would have to be some extremely quick thinker.
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