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  • wal66
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-14-08
    • 5305

    #1
    Hey JJ, Coug's and T Saprano
    I realize you guys and everyone else have their own issues to deal with and I realize that an act of charity often times is the last thought on anyones list to dos but I have a request.

    We all have a particular poster that as of yet appears to have been somewhat challenged in the female department. Now obviously JJ comes to mind with all his stories and without doubt my fat ass hasn't been laid in an increasingly alarming amount of time. While JJ's is most obviously part of his persona and mine is a product of my own choosing there is a poster here that may want but not yet developed the ability to get some.

    Guys, I know this is out there but what say we collectively get our lil pal Bobby a piece? Sure we could all wait for nature to take it's course but chances are it will be a very humbling experience for him on his own. I suggest we get him a pro to help make the transition less embarrassing for him.

    Now wait, before you guys instantly say no fcking way take a second to process it. While on one hand this is money we will never recoop and technically illegal it's not all negative. The positive side to all this is we would be making Bobby's world and secondly just imagine the video review of the aftermath. You think Bobby gets excited about ice cream and velcro shoes, just imagine how excited he will be about reviewing his forst adult encounter?

    Guys, few things in life could be more rewarding. What say my SBR brothers? Can we all chip in and get our favorite video reviewer a piece of poon?
  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #2
    yeah, nothing like your first time being from a hooker. Really making his world! Get fukin real.

    There's alot of women who would be happy to fuk a guy with fish lips, velcro sneakers, and a pocketful of coupons!
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    • wal66
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-14-08
      • 5305

      #3
      Profit, you are looking at this like a father or at least someone who realizes the amazing never forgetable experience of the first time with someone who means something to you or who appreciates it. While that is the way most take I think there is something to be said for a pro in special circumstances.

      I'm not talking some cheap crackwhore. No way. Bobby is our boy he deserves some quality escort type poon.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Can Bobby get hard?
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        • wal66
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-14-08
          • 5305

          #5
          I wasn't thinking that detailed JJ. I was more focused on Bobby post relations review video.
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          • jlgarciaiii22
            SBR MVP
            • 04-14-08
            • 1792

            #6
            Why don't you schedule this for the SBR Bash... We all could cheer him on from the hallway of the Hotel Room.

            I'll donate towards Bobby's getting Laid Fund!
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            • MastaB
              SBR MVP
              • 11-08-08
              • 2604

              #7
              I got $50 towards a Hooker for Bobby Sandals!
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              • Cougar Bait
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-04-07
                • 18282

                #8
                How much are we talking here Wal? Is this during the bash? Is anyone worried the bitch will end up with velcro sneakers on, passed out with ice cream all over her? Bobby seems like a fetish guy.
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                • MastaB
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-08-08
                  • 2604

                  #9
                  if bobby agrees to have it recorded, I will pay $100 towards the fund.
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                  • bobbyfk
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-19-09
                    • 15218

                    #10
                    Tony's banned for a week due to a fight with Batemanpatrick , He actually browsed though some CL ads wanting to buy me a hooker for my 21st birthday
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                    • Cougar Bait
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-04-07
                      • 18282

                      #11
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                      • MastaB
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-08-08
                        • 2604

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bobbyfk
                        Tony's banned for a week due to a fight with Batemanpatrick , He actually browsed though some CL ads wanting to buy me a hooker for my 21st birthday
                        Bobby if we organize this, will you do it? And more importantly will you do it on camera? It would be Epic Bobby!
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                        • wal66
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-14-08
                          • 5305

                          #13
                          Finally some guys with vission have arrived in this thread. We can make this happen guys. Hell if it's in Vegas we could take him to The Bunny Ranch and agree to have HBO film it for the show and probably get it comped.

                          Bobby, imagine the longevity of having your first time recorded in HBO archives. Even JJ Gold would be impressed with that Bobby. You would be a sure in to win POTM for August.
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                          • flyingillini
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 41219

                            #14
                            Rise up; this matter is in your hands. We will support you, so take courage and do it."
                            Ezra 10:4
                            המוסד‎
                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                            • wal66
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-14-08
                              • 5305

                              #15
                              Originally posted by flyingillini
                              Rise up; this matter is in your hands. We will support you, so take courage and do it."
                              Ezra 10:4
                              Yayo to guey to collard greens to scriptures. Illini is flexing his depth.
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                              • bobbyfk
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-19-09
                                • 15218

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                                Is anyone worried the bitch will end up with velcro sneakers on, passed out with ice cream all over her?
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                                • MastaB
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-08-08
                                  • 2604

                                  #17
                                  Bobby can you confirm that you are a virgin?
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                                  • flyingillini
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-06-06
                                    • 41219

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by wal66
                                    Yayo to guey to collard greens to scriptures. Illini is flexing his depth.
                                    Orale guey Wally!

                                    "Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called."
                                    1 Timothy 6:12
                                    המוסד‎
                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Bobby are you good in bed?
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                                      • MastaB
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-08-08
                                        • 2604

                                        #20
                                        bump
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                                        • konck
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-17-06
                                          • 12554

                                          #21
                                          There is a couple of Hookers that hang at the bar between the sports book and poker room at the bash I'll chip in
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                                          • wal66
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 10-14-08
                                            • 5305

                                            #22
                                            This outpouring of support for Booby's Quest ( now we have an official title for it ) is amazing.

                                            Maybe since there is plenty of time between now and the Bash we can make this a fullfledged effort. Cougar you could work up a special diet of specifically prepared dishes that will help put Bobby is peak performance shape. Seer could chime in and coach Bobby through a couple special moves and JJ could instruct Bobby on the dos and don't of dealing with a professional.
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                                            • SamsNCharge99
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-22-08
                                              • 41242

                                              #23
                                              Tony is too broke to buy Bobby a hooker
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                                              • wal66
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 10-14-08
                                                • 5305

                                                #24
                                                Sammy, you can't sidetrack this good vibe good intentions thread for one of your personal slanderings. This thread is all about doing something good for SBR's very own Bobbyfk.
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                                                • SamsNCharge99
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-22-08
                                                  • 41242

                                                  #25
                                                  sorry Wal, count me in for $20
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                                                  • Chi_archie
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                    • 63172

                                                    #26
                                                    i'll send 5
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Does Bobby know what to do if we send him a hooker or do we tell her to seduce him??
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                                                      • SamsNCharge99
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 10-22-08
                                                        • 41242

                                                        #28
                                                        Bobby will fukk like a champion, he will last longer than an hour his first time
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                                                        • Cougar Bait
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-04-07
                                                          • 18282

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                                          Bobby will fukk like a champion, he will last longer than an hour his first time
                                                          Didn't you ever see Leaving Las Vegas?
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Bobby I can show you how to fuk in a video if you like of course not nude

                                                            Let me know if you want a video on how to make a move on a woman in a bedroom (different scenarios)
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                                                            • ZetaPsi808
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-18-08
                                                              • 12119

                                                              #31
                                                              JJ please make that video, it would be priceless
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                Zeta give me a few days and I will make.
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                                                                • SamsNCharge99
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 10-22-08
                                                                  • 41242

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  Bobby I can show you how to fuk in a video if you like of course not nude Let me know if you want a video on how to make a move on a woman in a bedroom (different scenarios)
                                                                  JJ, I almost made a drunken sex video last weekend
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                                                                  • wal66
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 10-14-08
                                                                    • 5305

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Bobby, it is obvious you SBR brothers have got your back on this one all we need is the go ahead from you to set the wheels in motion. Is this something you are willing to go forward with?
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                                                                    • MastaB
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 11-08-08
                                                                      • 2604

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Yea speak up bobby. We want to make this happen for you
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