Omg, just had an accident on the toilet

[ttwarrior1]

i was taking a dump, next thing I know i noticed something clamped on to my nuts. It turns out it was a black widow spider.
I broke the record for jumping off the toilet and swiping at my nuts. I inspected for like ten minutes but see no bites or anything.
I mean it clamped. I thought i was ****ed
Picture 2 needles poking at your nuts on both sides and feeling something attached to the bottom if your nuts.
Too be safe i put alcohol and peroxide on it to see if it would do anything. Im sure it would have if it was bit.
Not sure i can ever use the toilet again without inspecting the toilet now

[JohnGalt2341]

Holy lord dude! Where do you live? Remind me never to move there. I should warn you, sometimes people don't even feel Black Widow bites. But if it was on your balls I would think that you would feel it.

[INVEGA MAN]

You will always remember that dump

[Extra Innings]

If you felt something bite...I would go to the hospital immediately.

You're a lucky bastard as that would have definitely had some consequences.

[Brock Landers]

this is hard to believe, right there with JJ almost fukking his aunt

[THE PROFIT]

are you sure it was a BW? Did you kill it & look? When I was a kid my parents bought some furniture & one must have came in with the new shit, because I have never seen another one in this area.

When I was in the scouts as a kid I did a 4 day wilderness survival thing down in the southern part of TN and the woods I was in were covered with them. Me & another kid took turns sleeping to watch, since we were sleeping on the ground & all. Poisonous as fuk!!!

[Brock Landers]

nothing compared to the brown recluse

[Lockitup1x]

Found this guy less than a foot from our toilet camping in the Grand Canyon...

[THE PROFIT]

nothing compared to the brown recluse

100 blows with a ball bat to the head or decapitated, dead is dead!

[Chi_archie]

I thought black widows were deadly?

[THE PROFIT]

I thought black widows were deadly?

very

[Chi_archie]

I hope this is not tt's last post here......


I fukin hate spiders..... I've been lucky to never see a big one out in real life, having living in the northeast and midwest all my life...


fuk snakes and spiders man

[MilfDriller]

So Robin Givens clamped on your nuts in the toilet room and you jump 100 ft in the air like a scared bitch?

Fag? Possibly.

A real man would've used his cock as one of those carnival hammers and smashed the guts out of the spider!!! Or is your head not big enuff?

Man the fvck up, Delilah!!!

[tltaylor89]

Hell I had one of those close calls I went to the water main at the edge of my yard to cut off the water,I lifted the lid and an black widow was on the lid.THose things pack serious poison .

[FrozenMAN]

Found this guy less than a foot from our toilet camping in the Grand Canyon...

FINALLY, THIS GUY MUST BE AN ENGINEER. THE THUMB FOR SCALE IS ****IN KEY!!!!

THANK YOU SIR

[PAULYPOKER]

Did you ever take a shit and it felt like you left a submarine sized log and when you got up to flush to your amazement not only the shit was not huge you could not even see it!!!!!! True story I shit you not

[bradthebloke]

holy hell that was a close call!

[Lockitup1x]

Did you ever take a shit and it felt like you left a submarine sized log and when you got up to flush to your amazement not only the shit was not huge you could not even see it!!!!!!

GHOST TURD

[dtp]

lucky guy keep guard of that stuff

[Masu485]

i love spiders, i unleashed 2 in my room to get rid of my bed bug problem

[Extra Innings]

I hope this is not tt's last post here......


I fukin hate spiders..... I've been lucky to never see a big one out in real life, having living in the northeast and midwest all my life...


fuk snakes and spiders man

Hence my fukcin serious response. He wouldn't know what hit him.

[Powderguy]

Isn't this the same guy that ate all that food and posted it. Like some dorito sandwiches and whatnot.

[Ced's shadow]

Peroxide would've not reacted if your balls were clean as that reacts to CO2 producing microorganisms, such as the very common Staphillococcus aureus we all posses in our skins, specially sweaty parts, go ahead and try it. If your balls were dirty tho it would've produced a bunch of foam at once...

Alcohol does nothing if you were bitten as toxins are a cocktail of proteins and they are not degrated by ethanol, it's good to prevent a further infection though as little fellows such as that carry on lots of hostile bacteria with them.

If you were bitten, you'd be dead by now, Black Widows have a toxin that would bring you down in a couple hours if you're tough

You're fine buddy, sleep well

[tltaylor89]

Thats one nasty bathroom.

[ttwarrior1]

u got me scared now, i figured they would be inflamed and yes it was a black widow and a dead one. Only seen 2 before ever but not here. My window was partially opened and no idea why its in the toilet

[jjgold]

Thats crazy

I would of screamed and yelled like a maniac for a while and probably would of went in shower and cleaned up my cock making sure thing was gone

[MilfDriller]

leave it to some gambler to tell you how your cock would react to peroxide.

[Extra Innings]

Thats crazy

I would of screamed and yelled like a maniac for a while and probably would of went in shower and cleaned up my cock making sure thing was gone

leave it to some gambler to tell you how your cock would react to peroxide.

[compaqDikk]

this is what your balls would have looked like

[Mac4Lyfe]

Your balls would be swollen by now and you would be in excruciating pain as the toxins would be destroying tissues in your sack. You might notice 2 small red spots if bitten, pain usually goes up your bitten leg or arm but for the scrotum you would probably start getting localized pain towards your stomach and back. Black Widow's inject a toxin that affects your nervous system. Muscle tightness and chest pains are most common side effects. Very rarely do their bite lead to death even when untreated. Female black widows are the most toxic but the very old or very young are the most vulnerable. Hydrogen Peroxide helps to prevent infection.

Hopefully your ok because it would be a tough time treating yourself in such a sensitive place.

[DrStale]

I hope this is not tt's last post here......


I fukin hate spiders..... I've been lucky to never see a big one out in real life, having living in the northeast and midwest all my life...


fuk snakes and spiders man

This.

[OmgUrMom]

this is crazy sh!t if for real, wow

[Extra Innings]

I was looking for a black widow bite on the testicles and found this

[ttwarrior1]

[stealthyburrito]

how did it get in the bowl? leave the seat up?

be careful with that, what if that widow had a nest around or inside your house? make sure to check on that, could have some babies