How in the world can JJGOLD not attend the 2010 SBR BASH????
Totally ridiculous if he bows out once again.
OmgUrMom
Restricted User
02-07-10
8481
#2
it's not his fault, he was in isolationism after a bad week
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Fishhead
SBR Aristocracy
08-11-05
40179
#3
Make the journey Corbin!
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OmgUrMom
Restricted User
02-07-10
8481
#4
Originally posted by Fishhead
Make the journey Corbin!
nvm i foudn the info on the stickied page on top
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FrozenMAN
SBR MVP
01-23-09
4334
#5
he will never go because if he did his shtick would be up and eveyrone would be like WOW that's how DOCTA GOLD really is...it would such a disappointment, thus upon returning home, posters would be so distruaght that they wouldn't know how to live given that the craziest/most outrageous mother****a on the forum is really a normal person who is playing a character...this would then lead to a drop in SBR posters due to the mass suicides as pointed out by JJ's sucide related video and thus a decrese in forum traffic, which would ultimatley result in abandonment of the SBR point idea and the forum as a whole.
clearly by not showing up, DOCTA JJ GOLD would be
1) saving lives
2) be able to continue his character acting so one day he can make it onto one of those daytime soaps he envies
3) save SBR points so people can continue buying 2008 bash shirts and lastly
4) save the forum
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Fishhead
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08-11-05
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#6
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FrozenMAN
SBR MVP
01-23-09
4334
#7
i hit the nail on the head with my answer no one has anything to say, even the DOCTA lol
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Fishhead
SBR Aristocracy
08-11-05
40179
#8
Freezer----your basically calling out JJ as a fraud of some sort?
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fsugolf
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-09
6194
#9
odds on gold coming to the bash this year?
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FrozenMAN
SBR MVP
01-23-09
4334
#10
Originally posted by Fishhead
Freezer----your basically calling out JJ as a fraud of some sort?
he's no fraud in my book, just a guy with a GRRRRREAT shtick that all the tards on here eat up and i enjoy it too but know the truth behind the man that is:
MICHAEL JACK CORBIN OF "CORBIN ELECTRIC" AND SHAMLESS PROMOTER OF REBATEWAGER.COM, HOME OF THE 25% CASH BACK ON NET LOSSES
of course JJ is over-the-top in his videos, if he wasn't would they really be entertaining? Anyone with a brain can assume he will not be this crazy in person!
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OmgUrMom
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02-07-10
8481
#13
Originally posted by FrozenMAN
he's no fraud in my book, just a guy with a GRRRRREAT shtick that all the tards on here eat up and i enjoy it too but know the truth behind the man that is:
MICHAEL JACK CORBIN OF "CORBIN ELECTRIC" AND SHAMLESS PROMOTER OF REBATEWAGER.COM, HOME OF THE 25% CASH BACK ON NET LOSSES
i think everyone knows the truth, its not like he tries to hide it
would love to meet JJ in person, won't be able to make it to vegas this year tho unfortunately.
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anthonydiamondLC
SBR MVP
11-02-08
2296
#14
JJ needs to come. Stop acting like the man behind the curtain in Wizard of Oz.
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fsugolf
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-09
6194
#15
Originally posted by anthonydiamondLC
JJ needs to come. Stop acting like the man behind the curtain in Wizard of Oz.
won't happen
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FrozenMAN
SBR MVP
01-23-09
4334
#16
Originally posted by OmgUrMom
i think everyone knows the truth, its not like he tries to hide it
would love to meet JJ in person, won't be able to make it to vegas this year tho unfortunately.
you would be ****in amazed if you knew the TRUTH. obviously the videos are over the top and yes everyone can see that but i'm talking about the TRUTH lol, it blew my mind
that is all i'm saying as i promised not to say anything when i heard
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82874
#17
JJ is JJ because he doesn't make public appearances. For example he claims to know the industry inside out. Imagine if he mingles with posters and someone asks him a question about a book and he answers incorrectly. Then the worms will get out of the can.
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#18
he's never attended a bash, why would he start now?
I'd be pretty shocked if he did attend one, not the other way around.
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
[/quote]
[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#19
Originally posted by FrozenMAN
3) save SBR points so people can continue buying 2008 bash shirts and lastly
how does jj not attending save points?
you mean the 75 net SBR points they won't have to give him?
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
[/quote]
[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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ronald
SBR MVP
10-31-05
4921
#20
Reasons why Coach will never come:
1) He would be hounded by posters. He would feel like Miley Cyrus surrounded by teens. Webber likes his privacy.
2) He is a normal guy and so yes, part the the mystique of his video persona would disappear.
3) He can't afford to slip away from his betting shop in NJ. Too much lost income.
4) He knows that some posters, myself included, have seen his pecker on ***** and he would feel shame in person.
5) He's not yet back at the level where he can sit at a bar in Vegas and have everyone ask who Corbin likes. But he will be back there someday at that level.
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FrozenMAN
SBR MVP
01-23-09
4334
#21
Originally posted by yisman
how does jj not attending save points?
you mean the 75 net SBR points they won't have to give him?
it's a cost of the drop in forum traffic that would be seen as a direct result of the SBR posters mass suicides which are a consequence of meeting the real JJ GOLD.
there are so many influences this could have, i should go get a PhD in Sociology and then for my Final Dissertation:
"The Cost and Benefits of Meeting Michael Jack Corbin: A Look into the Possible Rise and Fall of SBR and Humanity As We Know It." Defended by: FrozenMAN
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fsugolf
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-09
6194
#22
sbr with a huge dropoff when they meet corbin
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Fishhead
SBR Aristocracy
08-11-05
40179
#23
Freezer, how you know so much about Corbin?
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fsugolf
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-09
6194
#24
ghost
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#25
LOL
I love when guys strike out and think they know meNO CLUE
I cannot go for legal reasons
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FrozenMAN
SBR MVP
01-23-09
4334
#26
Originally posted by Fishhead
Freezer, how you know so much about Corbin?
i am no ghost, i swear on that. i simply know people who know people and that is all i'm syaing because i dont want to get them in trouble or me in trouble lol
i'm a BIG SBR fan and enjoy the bullshitting, wild topics, ball busting, and talking fish baseball with several people on here and don't want it to disappear.
i'll go back to being fairly quiet lol
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#27
many guys claim they know me
ALL BS.................
No one ever spent enough to know me
Clowns coming out of the woodwork
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Fishhead
SBR Aristocracy
08-11-05
40179
#28
Originally posted by FrozenMAN
i am no ghost, i swear on that. i simply know people who know people and that is all i'm syaing because i dont want to get them in trouble or me in trouble lol
i'm a BIG SBR fan and enjoy the bullshitting, wild topics, ball busting, and talking fish baseball with several people on here and don't want it to disappear.
i'll go back to being fairly quiet lol
Are you ROBERTO?
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FrozenMAN
SBR MVP
01-23-09
4334
#29
Originally posted by jjgold
LOL
I love when guys strike out and think they know meNO CLUE
I cannot go for legal reasons
Kind SIR,
Once i finish that dissertation will you atleast read it?
Hang Ten,
FrozenMAN
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FrozenMAN
SBR MVP
01-23-09
4334
#30
Originally posted by Fishhead
Are you ROBERTO?
you seriosuly think i'm someone else??? this place is on ****IN TILT!!!!
POTM for April BABY!!!!
wait till the challenge of the centurty goes up tommorrow on the main page, DAVID vs GOLIATH
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fsugolf
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-09
6194
#31
Corbin is not allowed in the state of Nevada for trying to kidnap a midget female prostitute from the bunny ranch
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#32
Originally posted by jjgold
LOL
I love when guys strike out and think they know meNO CLUE
I cannot go for legal reasons
unfortunately im in the same boat i doubt my parole officer is going for it, hopefully next year....i thought about saying fuk it but its not really worth it i guess
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anthonydiamondLC
SBR MVP
11-02-08
2296
#33
JJ, if you came to the bash the fan fare would be equivalent to if Tiger Woods showed up. I have been watching your videos and have followed your posts for years here. Your the man. Show up.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#34
I can see if I hung out with a few guys from SBR in real life then those guys could have somewhat accurate opinions of me but here say from other posters that claim they know me is just puzzling.
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Smogs
SBR MVP
12-31-08
4173
#35
Originally posted by ronald
Reasons why Coach will never come:
3) He can't afford to slip away from his betting shop in NJ. Too much lost income.
4) He knows that some posters, myself included, have seen his pecker on ***** and he would feel shame in person.
Too much lost income....for the bookies
And some of those videos still horrify me, x rated is an understatement