Ex stopped over

[Iwinyourmoney]

She was tryin to fuk. Trap to get prego I guarentee. Told her to go fuk a African American

[bettilimbroke999]

Only way to get child support for a black kid is head down to the welfare office

[MendozaLine]

The chick that said being a nurse is more stressful than sweating out a game? your the man Iwin

[Ced's shadow]

Stay away

[MilfDriller]

Bro, I told you... make her an offer she can't refuse.

She comes over. You say, 'Look Gilgamesh, I know we had lots of fights, we ended it... but I've been thinking about you a lot. I know we're not together anymore, but I want do something special for you.'

Once she hears this, the customary 'Awwwww' will be ejaculated from her mouth.

You say: 'So I want to take give you an ATM present?'

She'll look confused. 'You want to take me to the ATM machine?' She still be confused but then visions of dollar signs will dance in her head. 'Well, alright!'

At this point you bend her over and scream like a viking:

"ASS TO MOUTH, BISH!!!!!"


What romance. True love story. You double dip her... up the bun for the chocolate, then in the pie hole you deliver her the cream stuffin'.

ATM her!!!!

[Shortstop]

She's a nurse? I'm sure that she's really friendly with the doctors...

[Iwinyourmoney]

i told her to fuk off and get the fuk off my property you fukin cunt, u kept my TV and dogs. She hastly left

[Shortstop]

i told her to fuk off and get the fuk off my property you fukin cunt, u kept my TV and dogs. She hastly left

She took your pups?

[MilfDriller]

She stole your dogs?

You can't ever lose a dog. Dude, that's serious. If she's spiteful, she could fvck w/ em or put em down. If they're rat dogs, who cares. But if they're good dogs...

Why the fvck does she have your dogs again?

[Bigmikesm]

Only way to get child support for a black kid is head down to the welfare office

That's a good one!!

[jjgold]

Good move IWIN

She tried to seduce you and you thought with your head and not your fukkin cock.

[Preston09]

Women are devious!

[wtf]

like the ATM idea

[Chi_archie]

Stay strong IWIN


she sounds like she has a bit of borderline personality disorder...or maybe histrionic


she is gonna try and create drama whenever you just start to get settled in


be careful

[dbnmln]

did you check out some porn online after she left? Stay strong brotha.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Guess you don`t go anal, cuz she brought that ass over beggin` for it. Stole your dogs and shit then came back around? Yeah, beggin` for it!

[Boner_18]

You don't want the dogs anyway hahah. To much work.

[raydog]

guy has called me at least 3 times a day for the last week... "oh rayray, i miss her so much...oh rayray, i love her and she wont take me back... oh rayray, who is gonna shave my back when i start looking like the missing link this summer" the guy is seriously beat up over this break up boys. might have to meet him in st. louis and take him to hang out with uncle richie just to cheer him up

[big joe 1212]

fuk her in the ass and send her on her way! Dont need to worry about getting her pregnant that way!

[jjgold]

Big Joe I like your thinking here.

[Brock Landers]

whats the story Iwin, i missed this, i thought you were engaged and shit

[flyingillini]

Did she cheat on you with a "Leroy"?

[Chi_archie]

Iwin did you get the engagement ring back?

[ztballer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEaiLtrH4HI

if she doesn't have an Aussie accent, forget it

[pavyracer]

guy has called me at least 3 times a day for the last week... "oh rayray, i miss her so much...oh rayray, i love her and she wont take me back... oh rayray, who is gonna shave my back when i start looking like the missing link this summer" the guy is seriously beat up over this break up boys. might have to meet him in st. louis and take him to hang out with uncle richie just to cheer him up

[EaglesPhan36]

Without pictures, I'm afraid I don't care.