Funniest names in sports.Satan-hockey.Hole &colon jockeys in same race.

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Funniest names in sports.Satan-hockey.Hole &colon jockeys in same race.
    I wish I would remember all the funny names of people in sports but Satan for the Detroit Red Wings always cracks me up.

    Then yesterday on HRTV they had racing on from Suffolk Downs in Boston and in the same race a jockey by the name of Hole and Colon were in it.I know there is a jockey by the last name of Big Hair that races out west. There is a jockey that races out west with even a funnier name but I'll have to find that one.It really cracked me up. The jockeys last name is Not Afraid.I'm taking it that he might be native american and his Indian name translates into English as Not Afraid.


    I thought I heard on an NCAA football game this weekend that a players name sounded alot like Human Urine?There was a guy in my school on the basketball team with the last name of Uwren and on the radio broadcasts the play by play guy not even trying to be funny would always say,Uwren is dribbling down the floor.


    It reminds me of that blooper record I had in about 1972 as a kid that had that commercial for the bed store saying,kids,come and see scenes of Davy Crocket in action on the mattress.
  • Stumpage
    SBR MVP
    • 09-21-05
    • 2906

    #2
    Still no name better than Rusty Kuntz, before or since. It'll take a lot to knock him off the Gold Medal Podium.
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    • LT Profits
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-27-06
      • 90963

      #3
      I used to like baseball games where Steve COX would slide into Homer BUSH.
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      • betplom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-20-06
        • 13444

        #4
        Originally posted by BrentCrude
        I wish I would remember all the funny names of people in sports but Satan for the Detroit Red Wings always cracks me up.
        Miroslav Satan - they pronounced it "shah tan". He was a long time Buffalo Sabre, should have played for the NJ Devils.
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        • ZeRo C@iDa*
          SBR Hustler
          • 09-20-07
          • 77

          #5
          . Toby Oshitola: Soccer player (striker) for Barnet (UK).

          . Jack Glasscock: Shortstop and second baseman for Cleveland, 1879-95.

          . Harry Colon: Former defensive back for the Detroit Lions.


          . Dean Windass: Soccer player (forward) for Middlesbrough in the UK.

          . Ron Tugnutt: NHL goalie (Dallas Stars).

          . Misty Hyman: US Olympic swimmer.

          . Dick Trickle: NASCAR driver.

          . Gregor F:ucka: Slovenian basketball player who now plays for Barcelona.

          . Pull Dickoff: Soccer player for West Ham United in the UK.
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          • raiders72002
            SBR MVP
            • 03-06-07
            • 3368

            #6
            I. M. Hipp of Nebraska
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            • HAPPY BOY
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-10-05
              • 7109

              #7
              Isn't there a guy on Florida state whose name is decody fagg
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              • rickie65
                SBR MVP
                • 08-27-07
                • 2895

                #8
                gotta love the old pitcher named Dick Pole!
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                • tacomax
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 9619

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Stumpage
                  Still no name better than Rusty Kuntz, before or since. It'll take a lot to knock him off the Gold Medal Podium.
                  This one must be jostling for 1st position.

                  Originally posted by pags11
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                  I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                  Originally posted by curious
                  taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                  • Stumpage
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-21-05
                    • 2906

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tacomax
                    This one must be jostling for 1st position.

                    lol Yeah Taco, I reluctantly agree that Kuntz might be stepping down.....
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                    • bigboydan
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 08-10-05
                      • 55420

                      #11
                      Heres a few college hoops players I remember had pretty screwy names when they played.

                      God Shamgod
                      Pino Pipes,
                      Scientific
                      X-rey Hipp.
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                      • gummo
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-04-06
                        • 6297

                        #12
                        Charlotte's women's b-ball team had a player named Ivana Mandic a few years back.

                        Lucious Pusey still rules, though.
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                        • michael777
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-20-05
                          • 1936

                          #13
                          their is a longtime harness horse driver out of ohio by the name of harry dick
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                          • Willie Bee
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-14-06
                            • 15726

                            #14
                            Wonderful Terrific Monds III
                            World B. Free
                            Magic Johnson (his Johnson was not so magic after all )
                            Stubby Clapp
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