Fvck my stupid ass parents for raising me wrong.

[OmgUrMom]

Ooooo more gay jokes. How can I possibly contend with the verbal barbs you're slinging at me?

Head down to the local middle school, they'd think you're hysterical.

I'm pretty sure you called me gay or at least insinuated it before I said anything of the sort.

I'd head down there, but honestly I don't really want to meet you in person.

[THE PROFIT]

I'm lucky. My parents taught me how to properly fvck girls at a very young age. Here are a few pointers: During sex, ask her things such as, "how are things going down there"? This applies only for missionary position. When she's on top you can say something like "How's the weather up there?" When doing doggy you can say "Is that book you're reading any good?" If you use these simple rules she will know that you have been properly trained. These are just some basics that most parents teach their sons. If you want some more advanced advice let me know.

When her favorite show is on always fuk her doggie so she can see the TV. It's the little thoughtful things that matter!

[DrStale]

I'm pretty sure you called me gay or at least insinuated it before I said anything of the sort.

I'd head down there, but honestly I don't really want to meet you in person.

Not as an insult, I merely implied that those who enjoy looking at weiners are most likely gay (as pretty much everyone would agree with me on)

Oh cuz I'm a middle school student, that makes sense.

[mrmarket]

[OmgUrMom]

Not as an insult, I merely implied that those who enjoy looking at weiners are most likely gay (as pretty much everyone would agree with me on)

Oh cuz I'm a middle school student, that makes sense.

it makes as much sense as me heading down there to entertain them, probably more fvck isn't it spring break? I'm sure they would buy sum popcorn and head to the show nonetheless.

[Pecos Bill]

it makes as much sense as me heading down there to entertain them, probably more fvck isn't it spring break? I'm sure they would buy sum popcorn and head to the show nonetheless.

Dude just ignore him...hes an idiot.

[DrStale]

Dude just ignore him...hes an idiot.

[tltaylor89]

So Pecos how does man jizz taste?

[OmgUrMom]

Well where is my girlfriend then?..wheres the 100's of girls that should be all over me?..wheres is my audi R8?...No where!!..And its becuase my parents never pushed me to do shit, all the time they let me be an unmotivated loser. Good parents are supposed to push their kids to do something great...well my stupid parents never did that shit with me, they didnt give a fvck, so i dont give a fvck.I bet if my gay dad taught me how to be a real man id have my own succesful business by now and i have dozens on bitches grinding all over my jock.

that sh!t is in the past, time to look forward and do what you can, to get what you want, now. You can still accomplish everything you want, you are only 25!

You can blame your parents if you want, but doing so is certainly not gonna help you move forward, and it will probably hinder you. Just forgive them and move on.

[pitman]

that sh!t is in the past, time to look forward and do what you can, to get what you want, now. You can still accomplish everything you want, you are only 25! You can blame your parents if you want, but doing so is certainly not gonna help you move forward, and it will probably hinder you. Just forgive them and move on.

agreed

[Grind House]

I hope you dies for calling your momma a cunt because your bitch ass can't get no pussy. Sounds like a me problem and not your mommas.

[Jimmy0607]

Peco my sincere advice to you

Go get a gun

and...KILL YOUR FUKKING SELF you waste of fukking forum space


Thank you!

[FrozenMAN]

blaming the parents when should be blaming yourself, YOU ARE ****IN INSANE DUDE! plain and simple, ****ING INSANE.....once you get a house i bet you'll have a well and send down a bucket with a bottle and then just keep saying, "Put the Lotion on"...."Put the Lotion on"

[G's pks]

,,,

[OmgUrMom]

[Ace_of_Spades]

,,,

Ban him.