Bed Bugs

wtf · 04-01-10, 09:08 AM

feed them

jjgold · 04-01-10, 09:10 AM

Fuk me

wal66 · 04-01-10, 09:11 AM

JJ. Dr. Noitall already answered this in a video. It's in the SBR TV library.

blackbeSSt · 04-01-10, 09:13 AM

-open anus
-profit?

AMBlai01 · 04-01-10, 09:15 AM

that is awful

tltaylor89 · 04-01-10, 09:16 AM

I know a lady down the street who makes $800 an hour searching for be bugs with a specially trained dog. You might want to search in your , area for one.

Boner_18 · 04-01-10, 09:18 AM

these things scare teh crap out of me. you cannot get rid of them. gotta call off our potential meeting now jj, sorry.

Masu485 · 04-01-10, 09:29 AM

i've had bed bugs for a little over a year now. JJ, it is one of the worst experiences you will ever face. The bites you get are a thousand times worse than any mosquito bite. You'll be awake every night trying so hard to fall asleep.

I found one once and put it into a glass, the next fukking day i checked back and found it with maybe 50 little baby ones. These things will destroy your life, they've destroyed mine and they can't be stopped.

blackbeSSt · 04-01-10, 09:33 AM

Masu485 · 04-01-10, 09:39 AM

JJ, i have cuts all over my body from having to scratch myself with knives.

G's pks · 04-01-10, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by Masu485

JJ, i have cuts all over my body from having to scratch myself with knives.

statnerds · 04-01-10, 10:09 AM

start by washing your stank ass once in a while

jlgarciaiii22 · 04-01-10, 11:13 AM

Looks like that last dominatrix left you a bonus...

Brock Landers · 04-01-10, 11:26 AM

call terminex

jjgold · 04-01-10, 11:33 AM

Got an exterminator coming 3 hrs, unreal.

MC PICKS · 04-01-10, 11:35 AM

Make a video with the orkin man in it. Free advertising for his company.

Masu485 · 04-01-10, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Got an exterminator coming 3 hrs, unreal.

fuk you! i've had this shit for a year and had to endure this endless torture. and you can't fukking handle it for one fukking day?? you'll be back to sleeping fine tonight and i'll still be living in this hell. at least fukking suffer for a few fukking days!

jlgarciaiii22 · 04-01-10, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Got an exterminator coming 3 hrs, unreal.

Video it JJ... Give him some crazy story to get a reaction out of him!

smitch124 · 04-01-10, 11:36 AM

rookie · 04-01-10, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by Masu485

fuk you! i've had this shit for a year and had to endure this endless torture. and you can't fukking handle it for one fukking day?? you'll be back to sleeping fine tonight and i'll still be living in this hell. at least fukking suffer for a few fukking days!

Masu knows JJ's lingo though he missed a few fuking (sic) opportunities.

THE PROFIT · 04-01-10, 01:13 PM

Just dont let them get on your balls, they're worse than crabs. Really only one way to get them off your sack!

1. Shave your right nut
2. Set fire to the hair on your left nut
3. They will all run out of the fire to bald nut so you can see them
4. Stab them with an ice pick

Brock Landers · 04-01-10, 01:52 PM

if you had a head of hair, you could have lice too

jlgarciaiii22 · 04-01-10, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Just dont let them get on your balls, they're worse than crabs. Really only one way to get them off your sack!

1. Shave your right nut
2. Set fire to the hair on your left nut
3. They will all run out of the fire to bald nut so you can see them
4. Stab them with an ice pick

krk1030 · 04-01-10, 03:01 PM

New bed.

Scorpion · 04-01-10, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

if you had a head of hair, you could have lice too

i think i have lice, now what?

jjgold · 04-01-10, 03:34 PM

Guy was only here like 30 minutes

Had to chuck mattress too

Sleeping on couch now

fuk this

THE PROFIT · 04-01-10, 03:39 PM

You need to fumigate your house now! You need to scout the homeless shelters, YMCA's, biker bars, crack houses, street corners, and find the whore that brought this strain of bed bug into your house & have her quarantined until further testing can be done!

THE PROFIT · 04-01-10, 03:40 PM

whore houses, methadone clinics, tattoo parlors, abortion clinics.........

dodger33 · 04-01-10, 03:41 PM

Take the cost of the exterminator and a new mattress add them up then put that sum on a game tonight. If it hits you are back to even. If you lose, God just hates you.

Masu485 · 04-01-10, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by rookie

Masu knows JJ's lingo though he missed a few fuking (sic) opportunities.

i swear i only have 2 moods. one of them i'm calm, collective, sophisticated and likable. the other is when i have to face reality (in this case me still having bed bugs and JJ FUKKING ESCAPING SO EASY! FUKKING GUY! SUFFER WITH ME!), usually if i go 0-3 on a given night, i will enter the fukk mood. wish they'd let me spell it properly w/o the censoring

Scorpion · 04-01-10, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Guy was only here like 30 minutes

Had to chuck mattress too

Sleeping on couch now

fuk this

how much did it cost?

Masu485 · 05-25-10, 04:01 PM

it's over for me. they won.. they won...after two YEARS of having to wake up EVERY NIGHT and scrape off my skin with a kitchen knife, i've finally given up. last night i had to remove my mattress from the bed frame and sleep on the wood underneath. i put a few blankets on it to make it softer but they didnt help at all. my back is done now, burning (and one week after i seriously injured my back too now i have to go though this). they fukking won...

Masu485 · 05-26-10, 02:31 PM

removing the mattress did nothing. the bugs are still on my bed frame. i know i can't get rid of them now. i'm stuck with them.

does anyone know what i can buy over the counter for the bites? itch-wise, they are worse than any other bug bites. i'm at the end of my rope.

Masu485 · 05-26-10, 04:01 PM

oh ok. so when it's JJ's problem (and most likely a minor problem or a fake one), he gets 30 responses. but when it's me, no one even looks at the thread. makes sense for this forum.