SBR Katy

Cougar Bait · 03-30-10, 08:27 PM

Record it Wal

AMBlai01 · 03-30-10, 08:27 PM

Now is this real...or just a ploy to get points?

pokernut9999 · 03-30-10, 08:31 PM

And to think I will get to meet her

mrmarket · 03-30-10, 08:31 PM

Not sad at all.

wtf · 03-30-10, 08:33 PM

damn wal, wish i was katy, you sound HOT!

diamond · 03-30-10, 08:42 PM

Katy is without doubt the most classy girl around. Also quite loveable with the cheeky smile. You have to laugh of all the girls that have been presented AFTER her, what a bunch of wannabees.

wal66 · 03-30-10, 08:57 PM

Katy is lovey. She is intelligent and has this cute little awkwardness that tells you she is real. She has what it takes to handle a larger role around here.

Flying Dutchman · 03-30-10, 09:02 PM

Wal, you're sounding desperate ... the gals don't like that, or at least most of them don't.

wal66 · 03-30-10, 09:15 PM

Dutchy, not desperate at all. I am merely offering an option. Should Katy decide she would like the states and should she need a way to establish herself perminately I have a solution.

Loshak will probably try something in the near future that could make her decide she needs to get away. The mugging thing was most likely a ploy of Loshak's too scare poor little Katy into needing his protection but it failed cause Katy fought off her attacker. All Loshak ended up with was her Ipod and chances are he can't even pawn it. You can tell though that this is a very deceptive man and he will eventually make another attempt at scaring young Katy. So I am merely offering her an option out.

Flying Dutchman · 03-30-10, 09:21 PM

Wal, maybe a close-up "mug shot" shot of your money roll.

...that can bring some of 'em around.

pavyracer · 03-30-10, 09:28 PM

Katy is the kind of girl who likes bad boys and society outcasts.

tltaylor89 · 03-30-10, 09:31 PM

Trying to figure out where large people hide the prosperity on the thighs ?

wal66 · 03-30-10, 09:32 PM

Ummmmmmmm Dutchy, there is no roll. I'm a municiple employee who has an affliction for golf and poker as well as pays all his bills and takes care of his parents.

I kid about other peoples lives but I'm straight up about mine. If Katy takes me up on this offer her only reward will be the citizenship, well and the "special night" mentioned.

Boner_18 · 03-30-10, 09:37 PM

Where in the states Wal? Katy should be made aware that the South and Midwest are not really the States as foreigners consider them. Just the North-East and West Coast.

Fishhead · 03-30-10, 09:40 PM

If anyone gives Katy a hard time here at SBR, I may hammer them with a 2x4 made out of cherry wood.

Stealinhome · 03-30-10, 09:42 PM

Wow sbr gets stranger every day

HoulihansTX · 03-30-10, 09:43 PM

Yep Wal is going to nail Katy in the near future.

But Wal I've been trying to tell everyone, that she is underage. Not even 21

wal66 · 03-30-10, 09:45 PM

Boner, Florida. We are a foreign melting pot. Last time I was in Orlando there were more German speaking people than English it seemed. North Central Florida is filled with migrant workers now and South of West Palm is Spanish prodominately. Oh and less I forget Jacksonville is basically Georgia rednecks so that counts as foreign in most circles as well.

pavyracer · 03-30-10, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

If anyone gives Katy a hard time here at SBR, I may hammer them with a 2x4 made out of cherry wood.

Got that cherry wood 2x4 fresh from the dumpster?

Fishhead · 03-30-10, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Got that cherry wood 2x4 fresh from the dumpster?

Yes

By the way, found three very nice garden tools at the local dumpster today.

A shovel, a rake, and a hoe.

Great find!

The Prick · 03-30-10, 09:49 PM

wally yer a kindred spirit son, im fuggin speechless

keyboarding · 03-30-10, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

Not sad at all.

Consider the source.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 03:53 AM

People seriously drool over that chick? She's about a Vegas 4.

MonkeyF0cker · 03-31-10, 03:55 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Yes

By the way, found three very nice garden tools at the local dumpster today.

A shovel, a rake, and a hoe.

Great find!

The better ho's aren't found near dumpsters.

Shortstop · 03-31-10, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Got that cherry wood 2x4 fresh from the dumpster?

Flying Dutchman · 03-31-10, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by wal66

Boner, Florida. We are a foreign melting pot. Last time I was in Orlando there were more German speaking people than English it seemed. North Central Florida is filled with migrant workers now and South of West Palm is Spanish prodominately. Oh and less I forget Jacksonville is basically Georgia rednecks so that counts as foreign in most circles as well.

As Carl Hiaasen puts it about Florida:

"The Sunshine State is a paradise of scandals teeming with drifters, deadbeats, and misfits drawn here by some dark primordial calling like demented trout. And you'd be surprised how many of them decide to run for public office."

I think it's just one reason Fishhead "swims" there.

Flying Dutchman · 03-31-10, 05:27 AM

...and JJ vacations there.

jjgold · 03-31-10, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by wal66

Katy, as I sit here writing this I realize how ridiculous it will end up sounding. I mean I have read some pretty outlandish threads in my time here from the likes of JJ Gold and the bizare types like Pecos Bill but I fear this will come off even more crazy than others.

I have heard that in places like Japan and Russia that a large person is a sign of prosperity. Here in the states it just means you are a fat ass but lets keep that foreign spirit going for the purpose of this thread.

Katy, I don't know what your status is when it comes to the United States. I realize you are living and working in Costa Rica at the present. If that should change and you find yourself without a job or in need of just getting away from the grasp of Peter Loshak and his alteria motives I want to throw my name out there for your escape to the states.

I have tried dating sites without success. I have considered mail order brides but I mean do we really know what we are ordering? I've seen your videos and I like what I see. I am willing to be your safety net should the need arise. I can't offer you much in terms of financial gaines but I could be your avenue for US citizenship. I realize that even with the potential of becoming a legal US citizen there will be the temptation to take me up on this offer only to dump me as soon as it happens. Well as I have said I am a fat ass and I fully understand this potential as well and accept it should it occur. However I will require at least one memorable night of unadulterated wild love making that must be video recorded for proof purposes should the authorities or an SBR member require it.

I just thought I would throw this out Katy should the need arise.

Where the heck did this post come from????

Shortstop · 03-31-10, 05:56 AM

She looks like the north end of a south bound mule!

wal66 · 03-31-10, 06:41 AM

To each their own gentleman. If we all liked the same type/look of woman it would be a pretty bland world.

Katy isn't beautiful in porn star type ways or super model'esque but she has a certain something that makes her very naturally beautiful. I for one am glad there are guys like some here who have a very high standard for what they consider attractive. It makes it much easier for others of us to find that diamond in the rough.

Fishhead · 03-31-10, 06:44 AM

Originally posted by Shortstop

She looks like the north end of a south bound mule!

illmatick · 03-31-10, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by Shortstop

She looks like the north end of a south bound mule!

Flying Dutchman · 03-31-10, 07:12 AM

Wal, I guess I can see how you'd go after Katy, but if you start posting stuff on Nancy Pelosi like these other sick SBR fvks, we'll dock you a bunch of SBR points.

BatemanPatrickl · 03-31-10, 07:12 AM

Wal I am going to help you out. Go on that reality show where one fat guy dates fat chicks. Also BBW means = fat chick.