HOW RICH WOULD YOU BE ..... if you had a vagina?

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  • MilfDriller
    Restricted User
    • 11-23-08
    • 10186

    #1
    HOW RICH WOULD YOU BE ..... if you had a vagina?
    Watching TV the other day and some plain-looking woman has gone missing. What happened? She was a slice seller! She was selling vertical smile and making > 400K/YR.

    So the question arises.... How rich would you be if you had a vagina?





    NOTE: Posters, please, do not tell us your stories about how you already do this by 'living-la-vida-ass-for-sale' by selling your anus for cash. So, again, Ricky Martin-posters.... don't talk about your ass sales.
  • statnerds
    SBR MVP
    • 09-23-09
    • 4047

    #2
    it is immeasurable. first, is it based on us being attractive? cause if i were some fat bitch or a butter face, it would impact my career earning potential.

    if i were hot, i would be a stripper for a year or two. guys are dumb enough to pay women to look at their ...a lot of money!!!! nest egg that shit up, buy some real estate and retire at 25.

    chicks are fukking stupid, but the smartest thing they ever did was corner the market on pussy.
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    • pitman
      SBR MVP
      • 08-15-09
      • 2216

      #3
      i would have started out small charging 5 dollars for a look in public school. 10 for a smell. 20 for a touch.30 for a lick.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Maybe 70k a year
        very competive now and too many people doing it

        if you do not have big time looks and body it is hard to make good money.

        Most escorts are broke, they are big spenders

        economy tight which hurts business also but still lots of men suckers.
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        • MilfDriller
          Restricted User
          • 11-23-08
          • 10186

          #5
          I disagree, JJ. With a little thrifty money management they can stash 100K a year.

          Was at a porn store the other day and some of the strippers they had there in-house.... they were nasting looking but were making decent money.

          Anyways, stat had it right. Be smart and retire at 25.
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          • Masu485
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-14-08
            • 7700

            #6
            fukk, have so much to say on this, but leaving soon.
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            • tltaylor89
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-19-09
              • 19610

              #7
              Take that cash and invest in the market Dow 13000
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Originally posted by MilfDriller
                I disagree, JJ. With a little thrifty money management they can stash 100K a year.

                Was at a porn store the other day and some of the strippers they had there in-house.... they were nasting looking but were making decent money.

                Anyways, stat had it right. Be smart and retire at 25.
                Most do not have much money management tough
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                • fsugolf
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 07-17-09
                  • 6194

                  #9
                  women + money = shopping (not saving)
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                  • rm18
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-20-05
                    • 22291

                    #10
                    they spend a lot on their looks/drugs and are broke most of the time
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                    • MilfDriller
                      Restricted User
                      • 11-23-08
                      • 10186

                      #11
                      true, tho there are frugal whores. my sister is a classic example.
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                      • gimme2dollars
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 12-02-09
                        • 356

                        #12
                        Definately would be a stripper. Easy money baby!
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                        • dodger33
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-14-09
                          • 3962

                          #13
                          as rich as i could marry and then divorce and keep half!!
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                          • thezbar
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-29-06
                            • 6429

                            #14
                            Young and good looking the take would be in the six figures. Good cash job but a high burn out factor. Not sure if a was a chick I could cross the line. In today's economy its a growth industry.
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                            • Mac4Lyfe
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 01-04-09
                              • 48551

                              #15
                              Pussy can get a woman paid but the idea of maybe getting pussy can get a woman wealthy...
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                              • RealSlimShady
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-24-07
                                • 6249

                                #16
                                Originally posted by pitman
                                i would have started out small charging 5 dollars for a look in public school. 10 for a smell. 20 for a touch.30 for a lick.

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                                • RealSlimShady
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-24-07
                                  • 6249

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by statnerds

                                  chicks are fukking stupid, but the smartest thing they ever did was corner the market on pussy.


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                                  • Fishhead
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 08-11-05
                                    • 40179

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dodger33
                                    as rich as i could marry and then divorce and keep half!!


                                    It doesn't work that way anymore.................at least I hope not.
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                                    • flyingillini
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 41219

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Fishhead
                                      It doesn't work that way anymore.................at least I hope not.
                                      In Califas it is.
                                      המוסד‎
                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                      • DwightShrute
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 01-17-09
                                        • 103633

                                        #20
                                        ask Chasity Bono
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #21
                                          It's not always about being rich, but quality of life. A bitch would never have to work even if not rich! Reminds me of the lyrics of a little tune I learned in school as a young lad

                                          Girls learn to use your pussy wise
                                          I tell you it's a goldmine in disguise
                                          You'll never have to work
                                          There'll always be some fukin jerk
                                          Who'll do anything to get between your thighs
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                                          • RealSlimShady
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-24-07
                                            • 6249

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by statnerds

                                            chicks are fukking stupid, but the smartest thing they ever did was corner the market on pussy.

                                            Bump. This statement cracks me up
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              I guess about 100k clear a year

                                              I would just fuk for money
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                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-21-07
                                                • 18772

                                                #24
                                                JJ would you do gay stuff for money? Maybe get Spindled?
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