everyone at sbr wish me luck i need it

iceminers26 · 03-30-10, 02:28 AM

you are fine buddy, regardless of how nuts your girl may be, I highly doubt she will reach in if it appears to be almost a full 30 and anyways way WTF do you even care, wear the pants and let this be known.

MendozaLine · 03-30-10, 02:29 AM

jayroy25 · 03-30-10, 02:31 AM

i am on unemplyment and she threatens 2 kik me out every day the b itch is crazy but i have no where 2 go. im just tryin 2 survive. wen it comes to it fuk her i sqay we got robbed idk where the beers went

jayroy25 · 03-30-10, 02:34 AM

i get laid and every thing i want but a man has a rite to get f ukd up when he wants. unfortunately the female think she bass. i hope i get away with this

Al Masters · 03-30-10, 02:41 AM

Someone call the medics!

Cuse0323 · 03-30-10, 02:42 AM

hoopster42 · 03-30-10, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by jayroy25

so my gf had work 2 nite and i had a couple lines and sniffd a 30 ** of adderal. obviously i cant sleep so i drank almost 20 beers of my 30 pak. little duz the female know i filled the case of beer with empty cans so i get laid with no bithcin 2nite. well atleast the front of the case is covered with empties so it looks full. i really actually drank them all. will this trick work or not. r females that fukin stupid that they wont reach into the case and relize all the beers are empty. i have a moody gf. i hope this works SBR wish me luk. i also have the craziest women as a gf ever just ask anthony diomand

jayroy25 · 03-30-10, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

wipped is the last thing that i am. i do wut i do 2 survive. but completely understand why this wip wuz posted lmao

KingKolzig · 03-30-10, 03:27 AM

Originally posted by jayroy25

so my gf had work 2 nite and i had a couple lines and sniffd a 30 ** of adderal. obviously i cant sleep so i drank almost 20 beers of my 30 pak. little duz the female know i filled the case of beer with empty cans so i get laid with no bithcin 2nite. well atleast the front of the case is covered with empties so it looks full. i really actually drank them all. will this trick work or not. r females that fukin stupid that they wont reach into the case and relize all the beers are empty. i have a moody gf. i hope this works SBR wish me luk. i also have the craziest women as a gf ever just ask anthony diomand

you will die young 4 sure

juni · 03-30-10, 03:33 AM

lol good luck

Preston09 · 03-30-10, 04:17 AM

Sound PW-ed if you have to pretend you didn't drink. Maybe you should call an AMBURLANCE!

hoopster42 · 03-30-10, 04:25 AM

Originally posted by KingKolzig

you will die young 4 sure

like ken caminiti did

Ced's shadow · 03-30-10, 04:38 AM

Good luck bud

iceminers26 · 03-30-10, 04:42 AM

Originally posted by KingKolzig

you will die young 4 sure

he is not going to die young, I once went on a 100 day bender the day after we got knocked out of playoffs where I had to at least drink a 24 of beer or a handle of liquor per day to qualify and I'm still standing so I think he will be fine.

nobshine · 03-30-10, 05:41 AM

why would anyone snort aderol?

jjgold · 03-30-10, 05:42 AM

Originally posted by jayroy25

so my gf had work 2 nite and i had a couple lines and sniffd a 30 ** of adderal. obviously i cant sleep so i drank almost 20 beers of my 30 pak. little duz the female know i filled the case of beer with empty cans so i get laid with no bithcin 2nite. well atleast the front of the case is covered with empties so it looks full. i really actually drank them all. will this trick work or not. r females that fukin stupid that they wont reach into the case and relize all the beers are empty. i have a moody gf. i hope this works SBR wish me luk. i also have the craziest women as a gf ever just ask anthony diomand

I have read over 275,000 posts the last 5 years and this one is bizarre

pico · 03-30-10, 05:46 AM

since you're unemployed, here is a tip to save you money. if you put beer up your ass you get drunk with very little alcohol.

INVEGA MAN · 03-30-10, 07:30 AM

hang in there

mmike032 · 03-30-10, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by pico

since you're unemployed, here is a tip to save you money. if you put beer up your ass you get drunk with very little alcohol.

G's pks · 03-30-10, 10:15 AM

maybe get a job and turn your life around...

Glitch · 03-30-10, 10:22 AM

next time youre doin coke and aderol, plan on staying awake. apparently you exceeded your beer allowance, shes gonna find out eventually. maybe get a job and buy your own beer, i of course dont care either way but i imagine you feel like less of a man having to worry about these things. goodluck

BatemanPatrickl · 03-30-10, 10:29 AM

So he sniffed yayo, robbed someone's medicine cabinet and polished off some Natural Light? Sounds like a normal day to me.