ARE THE WORST "FANS."
I went to the South Regional in Houston this weekend and the people I sat by were mostly rooting for Baylor. Here's some samples of the nuggets of excellence from thei brains.
*One guy presumably trying to impress his fatbag of a girlfriend talks continuously during Baylor's win over St.Mary's about how Baylor's guards are unstoppable. He starts trying to talk about how Duke cannot possibly match-up with them and then notices there are two guys with the last name Plumlee on the Duke roster. He says "I wonder if they're related." They then proceed to look in their program and find out the two are one year apart. The fatbag says "I guess they're not twins." The dumb ass says "no, I think they are."
*During the Duke-Baylor game, a Baylor student and his girl [not hot, just annoying] are behind us. The guy continually complains about foul calls on Baylor in the 2nd half. Duke gets whistled for the next four and not a peep out of him because he's too busy looking at the scoreboard as they show "quick facts" about the teams. These have cycled the whole weekend. One break will show one team's info and then the next shows the others. The guy looks up when they're showing Duke's info - his response, "when the hell are they going to show anything about Baylor." The answer is that they show it in the next break, but he misses it because he's still too busy bagging on how the referees must have been paid off because all the fouls are on Baylor. Mind you, at this point I believe the team foul count was six and six for both teams.
So I say to you, fans of teams that are not used to being in winning positions - you need to get some training or something before you should be afforded the opportunity to get tickets to a Regional Final or something like a playoff series in other sports.
Who has other examples?
I went to the South Regional in Houston this weekend and the people I sat by were mostly rooting for Baylor. Here's some samples of the nuggets of excellence from thei brains.
*One guy presumably trying to impress his fatbag of a girlfriend talks continuously during Baylor's win over St.Mary's about how Baylor's guards are unstoppable. He starts trying to talk about how Duke cannot possibly match-up with them and then notices there are two guys with the last name Plumlee on the Duke roster. He says "I wonder if they're related." They then proceed to look in their program and find out the two are one year apart. The fatbag says "I guess they're not twins." The dumb ass says "no, I think they are."
*During the Duke-Baylor game, a Baylor student and his girl [not hot, just annoying] are behind us. The guy continually complains about foul calls on Baylor in the 2nd half. Duke gets whistled for the next four and not a peep out of him because he's too busy looking at the scoreboard as they show "quick facts" about the teams. These have cycled the whole weekend. One break will show one team's info and then the next shows the others. The guy looks up when they're showing Duke's info - his response, "when the hell are they going to show anything about Baylor." The answer is that they show it in the next break, but he misses it because he's still too busy bagging on how the referees must have been paid off because all the fouls are on Baylor. Mind you, at this point I believe the team foul count was six and six for both teams.
So I say to you, fans of teams that are not used to being in winning positions - you need to get some training or something before you should be afforded the opportunity to get tickets to a Regional Final or something like a playoff series in other sports.
Who has other examples?
