ONLY Post in This Thread If You Have Over 20,000 Posts

[The Kraken]

My apologies, I'll be back in a few years to give my thoughts

[Seaweed]

Weeder I thought so too when I was first going to post in here. You know, because I have over 20,000 posts.

Then I noticed about halfway through the thread this now belongs to those with less than 2,000 posts.

THEN it changes again... and is for those with under 20,000 posts.

This is incredible!

It's like the streets where young kids ride there bikes outside the cafe and look in admiring at the gangsters who are gambling, smoking, drinking whisky surrounded by beautiful women. They know in that moment that one day they want to be part of the club. I look at them and just smirk at how cute they are

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Weeder thats good.

You should write a gangster novel.

[Seaweed]

Weeder thats good.

You should write a gangster novel.

I need a title

[Eddy Munny]

After post 19,999 I will retire from SBR.



I will walk away from the game in my prime, leaving fans wanting more.

There will be riots in the streets.

Civil unrest, burning buildings, looting, utter chaos of Biblical proportions.

Grown men will weep in my absence.

Angry masses will demand more.

FEMA will exhaust all resources in an attempt to pacify the mob.

The President will address me via satellite, pleas to return and restore order.



After a five year hiatus, in a post-apocalyptic world, I will indeed return.

News outlets around the globe will herald this Second Coming.

Bigger than Thriller's television debut.

Bigger than Man's first step on the moon.

Bigger than Wonka's five golden tickets.



The world will come to a crashing halt and hold it's collective breath as I rattle off and submit post #20,000.

The fires will smolder.

The waves will recede.

Fear and loathing will abate.

The clouds will part and golden rays will touch the earth at long last.



Following this cosmic reconciliation between the heavens and the earth, in the aftermath of my 20,000th post that saved what remained of mankind, there will be but one single, solitary response that reads as follows...

"Never fukkin heard of ya pal"




Order restored.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

No way it would be bigger than Thriller's television debut.

[Seaweed]

No way it would be bigger than Thriller's television debut.

"The 20,000 Endeavour: Noone Stays at The Top Forever"

Then the picture would be funnyb25 looking back from his bike in his white t-shirt holding his cat with his ass crack showing

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Weeder I like it.

But Funny should be wearing his blue shirt.

And Hurley cap.

[opie1988]

Winner right here men. 99% of posters with less than 20k posts are FBI plants to infiltrate us. Think about it motherfukkers

Stay woke fam

[BIGDAY]

Ding.

[RangeFinder]

After post 19,999 I will retire from SBR.



I will walk away from the game in my prime, leaving fans wanting more.

There will be riots in the streets.

Civil unrest, burning buildings, looting, utter chaos of Biblical proportions.

Grown men will weep in my absence.

Angry masses will demand more.

FEMA will exhaust all resources in an attempt to pacify the mob.

The President will address me via satellite, pleas to return and restore order.



After a five year hiatus, in a post-apocalyptic world, I will indeed return.

News outlets around the globe will herald this Second Coming.

Bigger than Thriller's television debut.

Bigger than Man's first step on the moon.

Bigger than Wonka's five golden tickets.



The world will come to a crashing halt and hold it's collective breath as I rattle off and submit post #20,000.

The fires will smolder.

The waves will recede.

Fear and loathing will abate.

The clouds will part and golden rays will touch the earth at long last.



Following this cosmic reconciliation between the heavens and the earth, in the aftermath of my 20,000th post that saved what remained of mankind, there will be but one single, solitary response that reads as follows...

"Never fukkin heard of ya pal"




Order restored.

This guy should write a novel if he hasn't done so. Great post.

[pilebuck13]

Get fuked

[Shute]

^^^ dude is an Eddie tool^^^^^

[flyingillini]

I am present Sir

[dlowilly]

Weeder thats good.

You should write a gangster novel.

Needs an editor who doesn't mind working hard

[dlowilly]

It's like the streets where young kids ride there bikes outside the cafe and look in admiring at the gangsters who are gambling, smoking, drinking whisky surrounded by beautiful women. They know in that moment that one day they want to be part of the club. I look at them and just smirk at how cute they are

After post 19,999 I will retire from SBR.



I will walk away from the game in my prime, leaving fans wanting more.

There will be riots in the streets.

Civil unrest, burning buildings, looting, utter chaos of Biblical proportions.

Grown men will weep in my absence.

Angry masses will demand more.

FEMA will exhaust all resources in an attempt to pacify the mob.

The President will address me via satellite, pleas to return and restore order.



After a five year hiatus, in a post-apocalyptic world, I will indeed return.

News outlets around the globe will herald this Second Coming.

Bigger than Thriller's television debut.

Bigger than Man's first step on the moon.

Bigger than Wonka's five golden tickets.



The world will come to a crashing halt and hold it's collective breath as I rattle off and submit post #20,000.

The fires will smolder.

The waves will recede.

Fear and loathing will abate.

The clouds will part and golden rays will touch the earth at long last.



Following this cosmic reconciliation between the heavens and the earth, in the aftermath of my 20,000th post that saved what remained of mankind, there will be but one single, solitary response that reads as follows...

"Never fukkin heard of ya pal"




Order restored.

It's like those two posts were written in different languages

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Eddy is right, you should retire at 20 thousand
my posting career has been downhill ever since 20,001 and counting
the talent is gone , but I love the game too much to walk away

[Shute]

Sorry bitches
Get some Life
So pissd right now
Who the penetrate cares
Not promoting my place
Not demoting your place
Please we have a great life and there is no arguing in here!!!!!

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Sorry bitches
Get some Life
So pissd right now
Who the penetrate cares
Not promoting my place
Not demoting your place
Please we have a great life and there is no arguing in here!!!!!

you contradict yourself 3 times in that one response alone
then top that off with the Pirates play tonight and then
telling people to hammer a -240 play tomorrow
and you have entered the worst poster of 2017 discussion
as a true threat to take this award down

[Seaweed]

Fidel whats up

[Fidel_CashFlow]

sitting here with my daughter helping her think of ideas to do tomorrow
with this scavenger hunt we are gonna be doing. She likes to make lists of everything lol

Also trying to think of how to handle Shute
Seaweed..... im not sure if I can save this guy and it has me worried

[Seaweed]

sitting here with my daughter helping her think of ideas to do tomorrow
with this scavenger hunt we are gonna be doing. She likes to make lists of everything lol

Also trying to think of how to handle Shute
Seaweed..... im not sure if I can save this guy and it has me worried

Thats really nice of you to put effort like that to help a kid out. Its memories like that which she will never forget when she gets older and smarter.

Now, about you helping your daughter, you make a great dad and its commendable

[Cuse0323]

I think 20K sounds good. The worst slow season ever. Seaweed, and Shute give me a bigger headache than the booze. Politics all over, infested by the Libs. See y'all on the other side. Enjoy your summer.

[Seaweed]

I think 20K sounds good. The worst slow season ever. Seaweed, and Shute give me a bigger headache than the booze. Politics all over, infested by the Libs. See y'all on the other side. Enjoy your summer.

Hey man

Someone has to keep the fire burning

[crackerjack]

"The 20,000 Endeavour: Noone Stays at The Top Forever"

Then the picture would be funnyb25 looking back from his bike in his white t-shirt holding his cat with his ass crack showing

Who is Noone?