Do you ever pee in your own backyard?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

My house is setup as such so that if I am in my living room watching the games, I have a choice to either go at back to have a smoke and pee in the bushes, or go to the back of the house and pee in the bathroom, then go smoke afterwards.

It is much more convenient to just go out back, have a smoke and piss in the bushes. The neighbors cannot see, so it is not a big deal.

Am I alone in this? I don't think so. Be honest, folks.

[THE PROFIT]

I always pee outside. In the summer when I'm home I spend the majority of the time out back on the deck. I'm not walking all the way to the house when I pee every 15 minutes after the 3rd beer

[pat venditto]

I took a shit in my backyard in a hole where the dog used to shit when I was 11. I was being creative.

[Shortstop]

I piss outside often, especially while drinking out by the fire.

[jlgarciaiii22]

Your telling me there's a bathroom in the house...

[pat venditto]

Why is this a good topic of discussion?

[TobiasFunke]

great thread

[Shortstop]

Can you get a public urination citation if a cop sees you pissing in your yard?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I always pee outside. In the summer when I'm home I spend the majority of the time out back on the deck. I'm not walking all the way to the house when I pee every 15 minutes after the 3rd beer

It makes sense. Point for you because u made me smile.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Can you get a public urination citation if a cop sees you pissing in your yard?

If that is the case, Move. Move away.

[Jericholic]

There are two types of people in the world, those that pee in their backyards.....and liars.

[jw]

Can you get a public urination citation if a cop sees you pissing in your yard?

Indecent exposure i'd guess .... especially if someone is able to see you.

[Bigmikesm]

There are two types of people in the world, those that pee in their backyards.....and liars.

I thought it was those that get out of the shower to take a piss and those that say fvck it.

[Shortstop]

I thought it was those that get out of the shower to take a piss and those that say fvck it.

The first thing I do when I enter the shower is take a piss...

[MendozaLine]

I pee outside more than I pee inside. I dont have to worry about aiming. When I was young, I used to pee outside every morning. Why? Because I would always wake up with a boner and didn't want to have to worry about pissing on the walls

[PAULYPOKER]

I once pissed on the dance floor in a night club line was to long for the urgency

[tkim8404]

All the time who the hell cares it's my backyard I'll do what I please.

[Shortstop]

I once pissed on the dance floor in a night club line was to long for the urgency

[iceminers26]

my buddy was at Mardi Gras a few years or how ever you spell it, never been and don't care about grammatical errors right now but anyways he got busted for pissing outside a bar and all the local joints were filled up so they had to send him to the LOU state pen, he has pics of him in the orange jump suit pretty funny shit

[PAULYPOKER]

Can you get a public urination citation if a cop sees you pissing in your yard?

Yes you can and will if seen however if you take a shit in public it is legal because as a statute it is considered a emergency I shit you not

[G's pks]

piss on your house no one can see it!

[iceminers26]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I probably pissed more times outside than I have inside after I turned 16

[G's pks]

crap in your yard...who cares..

[Ced's shadow]

Definitely not alone on this. It's a thing of every day off I have since I gather with my friends, drink something adn eventually feel the need to pee while we're outside due to smokers.

[iceminers26]

the current percentage for a guy when already outside has to be in the high 90s but when you throw in a camp fire I have to say its 98 percent with the 2 minority percent being Sammy****nuts and BrockIama****inloserLander.

[Thomas]

I dug a hole in a corner of my yard that goes down about a foot and is angled under the fence into my nieghbours yard about 18 inches, filled it with 1/2 rock, works great and no smell lol. I always piss outside but didn't start using my back yard until my kids were a little older because we have only one bathroom and 4 adults with one bathroom = waiting and I don't like to wait. Also have a fire pit in my yard and a fireplace on my deck and when I have friends over I don't want them pissing all over the floor and the toilet so the rock pile is the answer, women are allowed inside. If you get caught pissing outside where I live there is a charge and it's called stunting, as far as being in your own yard and getting caught that's ridiculous, why would a cop be in your yard.

[iceminers26]

i'm still trying to create that hole in the bed where you can just roll over and take a piss without ever leaving the bed, that's a money maker

[THE PROFIT]

I once pissed on the dance floor in a night club line was to long for the urgency

just carry your drink on the floor & spill it all over your pants & the floor as you're pissin'

[THE PROFIT]

I lived in a rather public place at a marina on the lake. But I had a big bush off the back porch I would step behind & piss. If anybody saw me fuk 'em. Nobody cared, it was a huge party zone with a bar. I didnt just step right out in the open, but I didnt run in the house all the time to piss. I would have alot of friends over & people would walk up from the bar, & everyone just used the "pee bush" it became known as. Chicks could go in but no guys. If you had to shit walk down to the bar, you're not stinkin' up my place.

The bar was literally a 30 second walk & bathrooms were always open all night. There were no doors on the place, it's like a cabana bar on the water. The coolers were locked & they had security cameras but no one bothers the place.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I'm sure you live in a classy neighborhood

[HAPPY BOY]

all the time

[jjgold]

outside, sometimes I am not allowed in house for various reasons but will not got here.

[JEK]

been there done that

[unluckysob]

I piss off my back porch all the time----makes me feel powerful.

[babyanni]

mark my territory often