"What pisses you off?" thread

[SBR_John]

Gambling related or otherwise. I'll start it off;

It pisses me off when my cousin comes over to watch a game, then finds out who I bet on and pulls for the other team! Dlchhead. I'm getting killed with Tulsa and he's jumping up and down pulling for an Okla team he can't even stand! (not many texans partial to OK)

[pico]

i hate when my friends make fun of my picks and keep bugging me until i bet on the same games as they're betting...then i found out my pick is a winner and his pick is a loser.

[The HG]

Tell you what piss me off.

Walking around outside, minding my OWN damn bizness, this clown gonna come up to me talking bout "where that junkie craig at??" i say "who??" he say "craig" i say "i dont know no damn craig!" he say "where he at?" i say "what?" he say "who?" i say "boy, YOU a damn junkie, i dont know what yo name is but now i know a damn junkie named whatever yo name is" he say "huh?" i say "***** GET the fukk out my face!"

then i just walk off talking to myself talking bout "junkies always be trying to find other junkies. why they trying to find other junkies! dont nobody else want to hang out with no junkies! they the LAST people need to be looking for junkies to hang around! damn!"

[HAPPY BOY]

I hate when the IRS audits me and my wife. Then you go to see the auditing officer and she starts going over your return who you thought was actually prepared by a reliable CPA only to find out the asshole claimed all kinds of crap on your tax form that you have no proof for and the IRS officer starts entering figures into her calculator tic tic tic tic and interest tic tic tic plus penalties tic tic tic........ then as your there sweeting cold sweet she looks at us and says "OK Mr and Mrs Happy Boy you owe us 6,900.00 and you look at your wife and shiit your pants. God I hate that!

[jjgold]

Johnny if I had like 5k on a game and a guy pulled that stunt like he did on you he would have a bullet in his leg. Gambling is a serious game and no one should hope you lose.

I get pissed when I think I am going to fuk a girl and at the last second she pushes me away. That ticks me off.

[EBone]

I hate when I make horrid betting calls..........like Tulsa over Oklahoma. That wasn't even close.




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[Zeroed]

Intolerant people, more than everything.
Care about your own shit and leave others alone even if you dont agree with what they do, god damnit.

[tblues2005]

I hate it too when someone roots against you that supposed to be your friend.. I always stay quiet if I disagree with his pick, that is the best way to get along is just to stay quiet if you disagree with his football pick, most of the time we don't disagree with our picks though, once in a while I will just make a friendly wager for say $20 or so if we disagree with the game, then have some fun.

[dante1]

Gambling related or otherwise. I'll start it off;

It pisses me off when my cousin comes over to watch a game, then finds out who I bet on and pulls for the other team! Dlchhead. I'm getting killed with Tulsa and he's jumping up and down pulling for an Okla team he can't even stand! (not many texans partial to OK)

John

I had a "buddy" that did that. The obvious answer is what I did. I told him I had the other side and he pulled for me the entire game. (lol)

Now what annoys me are most announcers. I usually watch every game with the sound muted. I don't need some guy telling me that was a screen pass. Or the other bs they repeat and repeat and repeat.

[Stumpage]

When a moviestar or somebody of certain fame makes some horrendous decision such as attempted suicide, or gets addicted to some substance, or ends up in the slammer repeatedly.....Then later there are all sorts of specials and cover stories about the "heroic" comeback by the star, or their "brave decision to turn their life around", or the "pain they endured", crap like that.

They f**ked up, and now they stopped being stupid and moved on. Why the hell do we have to have a ticker-tape parade for the idiot?

[onlooker]

It pisses me off when my cousin comes over to watch a game, then finds out who I bet on and pulls for the other team! Dlchhead. I'm getting killed with Tulsa and he's jumping up and down pulling for an Okla team he can't even stand! (not many texans partial to OK)

I know someone that does this. Every time he finds out what side I am on, he will make comments all night about it. I call this mofo Mr.Negativity. He almost got popped one night.

[dante1]

Onlooker

Read my post on this and do it once. Show him your sheet at the end of the game especially if you won. It will piss him off and the next time he won't know what team to cheer for.
Turn the tables on the prick.

[hawk 5]

I hate when my buudy gets pissed off at me for getting drunk and loudly root against his pick, especially if they take a bad one like ...Tulsa.

[capitalist pig]

Mines a little different, when my wolf-hybrid pees on the fing carpet. Like 5 minutes ago when I went to the kitchen and come back to a puddle.Fortunatley we have a big throw rug over the tile where he peed, so I just drag it outside and wash it and let it dry on the fence.

He is almost house broken (6 months old), but once every month he will let loose to piss me off, and it works. My Dobe never does this sh*t .

Now thats what pisses me off.

Later

[Helmut]

When people try to call me between 9:00 - 11:00 AM on game day.

[HedgeHog]

Gambling related or otherwise. I'll start it off;

It pisses me off when my cousin comes over to watch a game, then finds out who I bet on and pulls for the other team! Dlchhead. I'm getting killed with Tulsa and he's jumping up and down pulling for an Okla team he can't even stand! (not many texans partial to OK)

Mine is similar. It's when I have a big fav that's covering the spread by 5 or 6 points, but is playing prevent D at the end. My friend is watching the game with me and assures me it's in the bag (a jinx if there ever was one). Sure enough , a last minute TD costs me the spot--and I got the announcer declaring it's a meaningless score!

[TheOffshoreGambler]

I hate when i bet a game early in the week just to have it move against me.

[Sean]

I hate "What pisses you off?" threads because they get me to thinking about everything that pisses me off ...

[onlooker]

I hate "What pisses you off?" threads because they get me to thinking about everything that pisses me off ...

So. Does this thread pisses you off?

[Sean]

So. Does this thread piss you off?

Let me check to see who started this particular thread .... just a second.
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Ahhh ... no, I'm okay with this one

[pegasis0066]

KEY JOBS!

Years ago, I had a new Lexus LX470 that someone keyed from one side of the hood all the way around the truck - all panels down to the metal.

I would still give my right nut to catch that SOB!

[bigboydan]

KEY JOBS!

Years ago, I had a new Lexus LX470 that someone keyed from one side of the hood all the way around the truck - all panels down to the metal.

I would still give my right nut to catch that SOB!

Ya, That would do it for sure.

I hope you had the right insurance coverage to get it fixed.

[pegasis0066]

Yes, but it was brand new - basically had to have to whole truck repainted.

MFer!

[onlooker]

KEY JOBS!

Years ago, I had a new Lexus LX470 that someone keyed from one side of the hood all the way around the truck - all panels down to the metal.

I would still give my right nut to catch that SOB!

So I guess he gets pissed off at people sleeping with his girl.

J/K...I say that though, because someone I know had his car keyed all the way around like you said. But he was sleeping with a cocktail waitress that had a boyfriend already.

[moneyplays]

I hate when I have 5-25K on a game and I'm at a bar watching the game cheering for my team and some douchebag is OVERLY cheering for the other team on every little play and making annoying comments about the team I put money on. This F*** obviously has no money on the game and prolly isn't even a true fan.

I also hate it when I am standing in line and the person behind me stands too close to me.

I hate it when I'm driving and the car in front of me decides to clean their windshield and my freshly washed clean car gets all F'n dirty.

I hate it when slow ass motherf*****'s are in the fast lane and won't get the F*** out of the way.

I hate it when I date a girl and she thinks she is too good to give me head or thinks its 'gross'. B1tch get down and serve your man daily.

I hate motherf****'s who stare. Females who stare at my package is fine.

I hate getting a F'n 16 in blackjack.

[pegasis0066]

I hate when I have 5-25K on a game and I'm at a bar watching the game cheering for my team and some douchebag is OVERLY cheering for the other team on every little play and making annoying comments about the team I put money on. This F*** obviously has no money on the game and prolly isn't even a true fan.

I also hate it when I am standing in line and the person behind me stands too close to me.

I hate it when I'm driving and the car in front of me decides to clean their windshield and my freshly washed clean car gets all F'n dirty.

I hate it when slow ass motherf*****'s are in the fast lane and won't get the F*** out of the way.

I hate it when I date a girl and she thinks she is too good to give me head or thinks its 'gross'. B1tch get down and serve your man daily.

I hate motherf****'s who stare. Females who stare at my package is fine.

I hate getting a F'n 16 in blackjack.

You might want to get a stress test

[hawk 5]

I hate when I have 5-25K on a game and I'm at a bar watching the game cheering for my team and some douchebag is OVERLY cheering for the other team on every little play and making annoying comments about the team I put money on. This F*** obviously has no money on the game and prolly isn't even a true fan.

I also hate it when I am standing in line and the person behind me stands too close to me.

I hate it when I'm driving and the car in front of me decides to clean their windshield and my freshly washed clean car gets all F'n dirty.

I hate it when slow ass motherf*****'s are in the fast lane and won't get the F*** out of the way.

I hate it when I date a girl and she thinks she is too good to give me head or thinks its 'gross'. B1tch get down and serve your man daily.

I hate motherf****'s who stare. Females who stare at my package is fine.

I hate getting a F'n 16 in blackjack.

me too

[tullamore]

I consolidated my student loans like 3 years ago, but I get atleast 5 calls about consolidating my loans a week.

[vladom]

I hate saftball and warm beer

[imgv94]

I hate when I have 5-25K on a game and I'm at a bar watching the game cheering for my team and some douchebag is OVERLY cheering for the other team on every little play and making annoying comments about the team I put money on. This F*** obviously has no money on the game and prolly isn't even a true fan.

I also hate it when I am standing in line and the person behind me stands too close to me.

I hate it when I'm driving and the car in front of me decides to clean their windshield and my freshly washed clean car gets all F'n dirty.

I hate it when slow ass motherf*****'s are in the fast lane and won't get the F*** out of the way.

I hate it when I date a girl and she thinks she is too good to give me head or thinks its 'gross'. B1tch get down and serve your man daily.

I hate motherf****'s who stare. Females who stare at my package is fine.

I hate getting a F'n 16 in blackjack.

[Willie Bee]

Wet toilet paper. People in a hurry to get to the next red light. Hearing the voices of Brent Musberger or Tim McCarver doing a game I really want to watch. Cashiers handing me coins, bills and a receipt all at once. All politicians. Cold french fries and going to the freezer and not finding any ice cream. That's about it.

[onlooker]

Cashiers handing me coins

Thanks for reminding me Willie.

I hate when you get change back, like if your owed 10, they give you two 5's. Or 20 they give you two 10's. For some reason that gets under my skin. I could see if you hit a jackpot at a casino and they break down your last 100 into 20's, so you can tip them, but not at the store or in a fast food joint.

[imgv94]

Getting shutout

[ZeRo C@iDa*]

I must be a fRe@K cuz I don't loose my cool*

[tullamore]

When a guy fumbles a sure thing touchdown when you bet the over.