300 Points To Any Poster That Gets Me Laid

[jjgold]

WOMEN ONLY

Nice Builds

Looks and race not picky

Under 30

[bobbyfk]

I will buy you a hooker

[ronjon619]

go to your local truck stop and look for the lot lizards

[dwaechte]

Under 30??? You need a woman with experience JJ.

[CarpeDime]

jj many posters are willing to help you out in many ways but you cant start asking for the impossible

only way this could happen would be with hookers and it would cost posters more then the equivalent of 300 points to get that done

im sure someone would do that but it wouldnt be for points

[Cougar Bait]

I can do this. Fuk, if I weren't in Houston I would at least try. Come to my bar JJ.

[StraitShooter]

jj is bull shitting..wont leave his bed room unless its to go to the fridge..he wont tell no one where he lives..owes too many bookies

[minet123]

I told you JJ where to look for vulnerable chicas

[onlooker]

Maybe SBR should add escort/hooker services to the SBRstore.

[freeVICK]

jj if pecos got laid, you might have a chance

[jjgold]

Maybe SBR should add escort/hooker services to the SBRstore.

[whatsgood5]

JJ I'll fuk you for 300 points, no homo.

[tltaylor89]

I will buy you 4 high end escort hookers with a deck of SBR Cards to shuffle while they are blowing you

[flyingillini]

Come to Santa Barbara and I will get you a firme hyna that has "Sureno" Tatted on her stomach.

[jjgold]

Classic responses

keep them coming

[tltaylor89]

How exactly will we get the escorts too you? I know Pecos Bills lies stretch 2500 miles in all directions .

[onlooker]

How about the Fleshlight?

Built good, under 30, and looks are not a factor.

Wasn't that another thing that should be added to the SBRstore?

[Chugs]

JJ, would you **** a midget?

[wal66]

JJ, I know you said women only but what if they just appear to look feminine? I'm thinking Bateman has been hounding you for that 100 points maybe we dress him in drag.

You get some ass Bateman gets some points and all of SBR gets something to ewwwwwwwww about.

[flyingillini]

JJ, how often do you release to your Iphone while laying in bed at night?

[Dank_Fire]

I can do this. Fuk, if I weren't in Houston I would at least try. Come to my bar JJ.

Where in Houston you live Cougar?

[Cougar Bait]

Where in Houston you live Cougar?

Inside here

[Doug]

I'll sell you you my wife for free, and give you every future point I earn, bro !

tell me what else you need ! She looks like Carla , from Cheers ( on a good day), BTW !

[Pecos Bill]

JJ, you never congratulated me on getting laid.

[THE PROFIT]

I'll sell you you my wife for free, and give you every future point I earn, bro !

tell me what else you need ! She looks like Carla , from Cheers ( on a good day), BTW !

Are you like Nick?

[jjgold]

JJ, you never congratulated me on getting laid.

Pecos I do not know if I beleive you, you might of posted it so now I am only one left that is sexless

[pico]

send me 300 pts

[Fishhead]

go to your local truck stop and look for the lot lizards

[Fishhead]

go to your local truck stop and look for the lot lizards

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