Would you consider this gay, or just a form masturbation?

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  • ericthegangster
    SBR MVP
    • 12-10-09
    • 1764

    #1
    Would you consider this gay, or just a form masturbation?
    Let's say Marty McFly gets in Doc Brown's Delorean and goes forward into the future. He gives his future self a BJ.

    Therein lies the question. Technically he is pleasuring himself, so is this this masturbation? Or is it gay?
  • PingPong
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 11-10-08
    • 988

    #2
    why couldn't he just get Doc to blow him?
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    • stevek173
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #3
      If his mouth is touching wee wee it's decidedly gay.
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      • Bluehorseshoe
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-13-06
        • 15018

        #4
        I think giving yourself "The Stranger" is gay.

        It's a man's hand jerking you off!!!!!
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        • DrStale
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-07-08
          • 9692

          #5
          Originally posted by stevek173
          If his mouth is touching wee wee it's decidedly gay.
          So contact with the hand is not gay but with the mouth it is? Where do you draw the line?
          Originally posted by Dark Horse
          If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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          • whatsgood5
            Restricted User
            • 10-13-09
            • 15359

            #6
            That's gay dude.
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            • ericthegangster
              SBR MVP
              • 12-10-09
              • 1764

              #7
              Originally posted by whatsgood5
              That's gay dude.
              Support your claim. Wouldn't "normal" masturbation be gay then also? Technically he is giving, and receiving the pleasure. Thus, I feel it is just an unusual form of masturbation...
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              • Chi_archie
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-22-08
                • 63172

                #8
                great question
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                • eidolon
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                  • 01-02-08
                  • 9531

                  #9
                  Marty McFly would be considered gay for giving the blowjob. But the future-Marty McFly would just be enjoying a blowjob, and would fall under auto-fellatio.
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                  • ericthegangster
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-10-09
                    • 1764

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eidolon
                    Marty McFly would be considered gay for giving the blowjob. But the future-Marty McFly would just be enjoying a blowjob, and would fall under auto-fellatio.
                    So are you considered gay for giving yourself a handjob when you masturbate now?
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                    • TheAntidote
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 08-30-09
                      • 869

                      #11
                      After thinking about this for a night - I've decided that it's gay. I think the line is drawn at the fact that while it is the same person - it's still TWO men in the act of fellatio. Decidedly gay.
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                      • bruceBRUCEbruce
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-20-09
                        • 2560

                        #12
                        how is this any different than the contortionist who can blow himself?

                        definitely gay.
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                        • JohnGalt2341
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-31-09
                          • 9138

                          #13
                          I'm pretty sure that would mess up the space time continuum.
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                          • GELATINOUS CUBE
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                            • 08-09-09
                            • 4534

                            #14
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                            • bettilimbroke999
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-04-08
                              • 13254

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ericthegangster
                              So are you considered gay for giving yourself a handjob when you masturbate now?
                              Think about it the Marty givin the blowjob isnt receiving the pleasure himself, you're not gay bc you're giving yourself pleasure, if u jacked another dude off that would be gay

                              Who would want to jack themselves off if they didnt get any pleasure from it, much less travel through time to do it rather than just win the lottery and have supermodels suck u off everynight, definitely gay
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                              • iceminers26
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-13-08
                                • 15600

                                #16
                                masturbation
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                                • The Seer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-29-07
                                  • 10641

                                  #17
                                  I think that you actually thinking up something of this nature shows that you are gay.
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