My Grandpa is a sick fuk

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  • MendozaLine
    SBR MVP
    • 01-11-10
    • 4088

    #1
    My Grandpa is a sick fuk
    First of all, the guy has absolutely no money and terrible credit which is why he has to stay with my parents. The old man complains about prices on just about everything yet he is comfortable putting his last nickel into a fukin slot machine. Guy left at 1 pm yesterday for one of the indian casinos and just got back 10 minutes ago. 24 straight hours of slot machine playing . He walks into the house with a glazed look in his eyes. I know the sick old fuk was probably up a couple hundred, lost it, took out a loan, and then lost the loan. I hope I never get to that point.
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #2
    we are all headed there
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    • fsugolf
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-17-09
      • 6194

      #3
      let me guess, he gets social security?
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      • MendozaLine
        SBR MVP
        • 01-11-10
        • 4088

        #4
        I would never gamble with money I couldn't afford to lose. He has filed for bankruptcy 3 times in his life because of gambling. He has told me he has bad knees because of his service in Vietnam, but now I m beginning to think he has bad knees because he got fuked up by a couple loan sharks
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        • Boner_18
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-24-08
          • 8301

          #5
          Yep, sounds like sickness to me.
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          • MendozaLine
            SBR MVP
            • 01-11-10
            • 4088

            #6
            Lets just say I can count on him being gone on the 1st and 15th every month

            Originally posted by fsugolf
            let me guess, he gets social security?
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            • Pecos Bill
              SBR MVP
              • 05-27-09
              • 1958

              #7
              its in your genes. Your fbvcked
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              • G's pks
                Restricted User
                • 01-01-09
                • 22251

                #8
                generation to generation Pecos Bill is right...
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                • fsugolf
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 07-17-09
                  • 6194

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MendozaLine
                  Lets just say I can count on him being gone on the 1st and 15th every month
                  figures
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                  • Extra Innings
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-26-10
                    • 15058

                    #10
                    wow
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                    • stevek173
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #11
                      If he's going to be dirty, play dirty with him. Track his activities and blackmail him for some $ under the threat you will report his activities and get his income taken away.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Keeps his mind going, good for him!!
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                        • MendozaLine
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-11-10
                          • 4088

                          #13
                          . Don't fuk with me gramps

                          Originally posted by stevek173
                          If he's going to be dirty, play dirty with him. Track his activities and blackmail him for some $ under the threat you will report his activities and get his income taken away.
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                          • Chi_archie
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-22-08
                            • 63172

                            #14
                            C'mon gramps
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              He probably does a little toot before he goes gambling. More power to him.
                              המוסד‎
                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                              • THE PROFIT
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-27-09
                                • 17701

                                #16
                                I wish one of my gramps had been cool like that!
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                                • THE PROFIT
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-09
                                  • 17701

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MendozaLine
                                  I would never gamble with money I couldn't afford to lose. He has filed for bankruptcy 3 times in his life because of gambling. He has told me he has bad knees because of his service in Vietnam, but now I m beginning to think he has bad knees because he got fuked up by a couple loan sharks
                                  What did he do in the service? What was his MOS?
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                                  • MendozaLine
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-11-10
                                    • 4088

                                    #18
                                    He was a helicopter pilot

                                    Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                    What did he do in the service? What was his MOS?
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                                    • Scorpion
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-04-05
                                      • 7797

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MendozaLine
                                      First of all, the guy has absolutely no money and terrible credit which is why he has to stay with my parents. The old man complains about prices on just about everything yet he is comfortable putting his last nickel into a fukin slot machine. Guy left at 1 pm yesterday for one of the indian casinos and just got back 10 minutes ago. 24 straight hours of slot machine playing . He walks into the house with a glazed look in his eyes. I know the sick old fuk was probably up a couple hundred, lost it, took out a loan, and then lost the loan. I hope I never get to that point.
                                      **** him
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                                      • t-bone
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-18-08
                                        • 3732

                                        #20
                                        when are slot machine players gonna realize they will never fvckin win!

                                        i want to tap them on the shoulder when im at the casino and tell them "you just paid for the new addition"
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MendozaLine
                                          He was a helicopter pilot
                                          I was just wanting to know if it was a job that would have been rough on his legs. I know a few paratroopers. All of them need hip surgery when they get a little age on them. The golden Knights make it look easier than it really is. 90% of real world training & combat landings are hard as hell. Fuks your hips & knees up as you get older
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                                          • BarkingToad
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-31-08
                                            • 5913

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Keeps his mind going, good for him!!
                                            I assume you're being sarcastic since shoving money in a one armed bandit for a day straight would actually make you lose your mind, or it's already been lost. Sorry to hear about it Mendoza.
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                                            • Shortstop
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-02-09
                                              • 27281

                                              #23
                                              Be fortunate that you still have a living grandfather, most of us don't!
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                                              • StraitShooter
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-22-09
                                                • 10464

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                I was just wanting to know if it was a job that would have been rough on his legs. I know a few paratroopers. All of them need hip surgery when they get a little age on them. The golden Knights make it look easier than it really is. 90% of real world training & combat landings are hard as hell. Fuks your hips & knees up as you get older
                                                Tended jump school @ Benning myself

                                                Airbourne!!
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                                                • StraitShooter
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-22-09
                                                  • 10464

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Shortstop
                                                  Be fortunate that you still have a living grandfather, most of us don't!
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                                                  • PittsburghPlayer
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-11-10
                                                    • 6760

                                                    #26
                                                    He is your family man, cut him some slack. Think about it from his angle, do you think he likes having to live with you and your folks? Let him have some peace, fun. GL Yo.
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