How To Hit On Women: Instructional Video

xxred_hottxx · 03-27-10, 01:28 PM

hahahah this guy has no idea how to hit on women

Cougar Bait · 03-27-10, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by xxred_hottxx

hahahah this guy has no idea how to hit on women

I know, he's a loser. Fuk this guy.

GELATINOUS CUBE · 03-27-10, 02:15 PM

HE ALREADY KNEW HER FROM SOMEWHERE, BUT THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS AND SHE WAS OVER HIM. WATCH HOW SHE TAKES A CALL FROM A HOTTER GUY. DUDE IS ONLY GETTING A HUG GOODNIGHT. MAYBE IF THEY WERE BOTH DRUNK OR IF THE GUY CAME UP, THE CHICK WOULD GET RE-ATTRACTED. THAT CAN HAPPEN IF YOU HAVE 'JUST FRIEND-GIRLS' BUT YOU GET RICH OR BUY A BEACH HOUSE, SUDDENLY THEY WANT TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS.

LOOKS LIKE AN AD FOR OLYMPIC BREWHOUSE.

Boner_18 · 03-27-10, 02:20 PM

Cougar holds it down.

jjgold · 03-27-10, 02:30 PM

Not bad

Cougar is Pushy

Who is massaging the girl??? I was getting fukk hard

I love that bar

jjgold · 03-27-10, 02:35 PM

Cougar this is how it is done at a bar, try this approach next time.

Cougar Bait · 03-27-10, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Not bad

Cougar is Pushy Who is massaging the girl??? I was getting fukk hard I love that bar

JJ I am massaging her, glad you are hard as a rock.

I remember that video, but you can't smoke in bars anymore.

"Put it in your fukkin mouth!"

Yi · 03-27-10, 04:12 PM

haha, good video, I kinda wish your hands would be more mischievous, maybe ending the message with some messaging of the tatas.

pimike · 03-27-10, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Not bad

Cougar is Pushy

Who is massaging the girl??? I was getting fukk hardI love that bar

jjgold · 03-27-10, 04:18 PM

Cougar you should of tried putting your hands under her shirt, it would of been classic.

dodger33 · 03-27-10, 04:34 PM

boy was i disappointed when i realized this video was how to hit ON women.... not how to HIT women!

wal66 · 03-27-10, 05:45 PM

Coug's she is attractive. She did seem a wee bit icy though. You had an oppertunity to play "he who cares the least scores the most" but you blew it Coug's. Had you blew her off after she said she didn't want to bother taking the time to have a beer with you, in the long run it would have been to your benefit. She treated you like her anytime guy Coug's. Don't be her anytime guy be the Mutha Fck'n Man Coug's.

Cougar Bait · 03-27-10, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Cougar you should of tried putting your hands under her shirt, it would of been classic.

Good idea, will regroup.

Originally posted by wal66

Coug's she is attractive. She did seem a wee bit icy though. You had an oppertunity to play "he who cares the least scores the most" but you blew it Coug's. Had you blew her off after she said she didn't want to bother taking the time to have a beer with you, in the long run it would have been to your benefit. She treated you like her anytime guy Coug's. Don't be her anytime guy be the Mutha Fck'n Man Coug's.

Wal, make a video, show me this technique.

tltaylor89 · 03-27-10, 05:53 PM

Pecos Bill is watching this video over and over trying to figure out why there is not a cucumber .

ericthegangster · 03-27-10, 05:58 PM

Most women would take a free massage. I would take a free massage from pretty much any woman. Looks to me like you're in the friend zone with this chick... or she likes the attention you give her but she'd never let you in her pants.

wal66 · 03-27-10, 06:13 PM

Coug's there is no technique. You asked her if she wanted to have a beer and she gave some lame excuse about it would make her fat, she is getting fat whatever. You simply tell her, :cool, you don't want a beer say you don't want a beer but don't feed me some bullshit about getting fat". Then ask the next girl you see if she wants a beer. The chick you asked first will get the hint that you were doing her a favor and nott he other way around but you don't have time to play games. Naturally you are playing the game but at least this way you are playing on your terms not hers.

She has you in Backup role Coug's. I say fck that bro. Don't be nobodies backup beotch make them yours.

Cougar Bait · 03-27-10, 06:14 PM

Sound advice Wal, will take it into consideration.

What if she wants more massages?

ericthegangster · 03-27-10, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Sound advice Wal, will take it into consideration.

What if she wants more massages?

giving her more massages just makes you her bitch. you need to qualify yourself. wal seems like he's givin some pretty quality advice IMHO.

wal66 · 03-27-10, 06:23 PM

Quid pro quo Coug's. If you give you recieve something in return. Nothing wrong doing something for nothing when the person you are doing something for appreciates it but when they are making you work for it on top of benefitting from it fck that.

Cougar Bait · 03-27-10, 06:31 PM

What about private sessions? She drove by my place the other day and stopped me in the middle of the street. Asked me if I lived there.

Very interesting game she's playing.

This is like fukkin Basic Instinct without the clever plot twists.

StraitShooter · 03-27-10, 06:32 PM

great job as usual cougar

excel · 03-27-10, 06:41 PM

hmm

Ya she seemed to be fronting not many people come to bars and don't drink. After the shot and she wanted to go... you could have played the friends don't let friends drive drunk card..... would have given you more time to bust a move. and did you call that guy cute? haha

better luck next time

Cougar Bait · 03-27-10, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by excel

Ya she seemed to be fronting not many people come to bars and don't drink. After the shot and she wanted to go... you could have played the friends don't let friends drive drunk card..... would have given you more time to bust a move. and did you call that guy cute? haha

better luck next time

Picture on her phone was of her dog, she works at the bar. She was getting off of work.

wal66 · 03-27-10, 06:45 PM

Coug, if she did that and then acted the aloof way she did in your video chances are she is just confident you want her. It's ok if you do, but it's bad that she already knows it. Her knowing gives her the upper hand, even more than women have already since they have what we seek.

You have to regain the the control Coug's. It may be too late but if you seriously want some of that here is the best way to get some control back on your side.

You're gonna have to ignore her. Not in a pouting type of way cause that is so transparent. You still speak and acknowledge her but you don't go out of your way to be overly nice. It will send the message that yes you were interested at one time but you're over it. If you go super-dick mode on her then chances are you'll get nowhere. Aloof is the demeanor you want to achieve.

I spent (wasted) too many years being the nice guy Coug's. Being a nice guy is cool if the woman/women you are being nice too appreciate the effort you're putting forth but when they take it for granted then being the nice guy just makes you a putz. You lose any chance of earning their respect.

There is a scoring goldmine that lies somewhere between super-dick and super-putz. Find that balance and you'll be swimming in it.

jjgold · 03-27-10, 06:47 PM

I wish a woman stalked me

I would love that feeling of being wanted

Cougar is a lucky guy

wal66 · 03-27-10, 06:54 PM

JJ, Blackie should hook you up with one of those models that were trying out for the Lotto Girl gig. Seems like the least he could do for someone who has promoted his business like you have for so long.

jjgold · 03-27-10, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by wal66

JJ, Blackie should hook you up with one of those models that were trying out for the Lotto Girl gig. Seems like the least he could do for someone who has promoted his business like you have for so long.

Wally I like your thinking, let me start a thread.

Thanks

Cougar Bait · 03-27-10, 07:29 PM

Wal, 10 points for a very sharp post. You need to get back in front of the camera buddy.

JJ, I can give her your address. I'll let you know if she likes guidos with horseshoes and a slight temper.