How do i invite myself to that girls house?

[Pecos Bill]

I want to text her see if i can come over but dont know what to say. Do i just say like "hey can i go over" I want to try the viagra out

[The Prick]

get a SBR pizza delivered to her house only meet the driver on the corner an take it yerself. be sure an take a boombox so ya can whip off them velcro chaps quick like chippendale boy

[DrStale]

If she wants you to come over she'll tell you.

Who quotes themselves in their signatures? Answer: Douchebags.

[purecarnagge]

tell her you'll pay for sex. Always works. Ask JJ

[Pecos Bill]

If she wants you to come over she'll tell you.

Who quotes themselves in their signatures? Answer: Douchebags.

What if i just give her some sort of hint, like ask her what shes doing tonight. Kinda like bait her to invite me

[ZetaPsi808]

if you want to hang out alone you have to invite her over your house. this way you are in control of all the variables. you are aware of any possible obstacles that might cockblock you.

also it is kind of rude to invite yourself over other peoples' houses

[Extra Innings]

[G's pks]

[JohnGalt2341]

Tell her that you're her Density and you want to take her to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.

[Stealinhome]

Tell her that you're her Density and you want to take her to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.

[Stealinhome]

You: Hey what's up tonight?

Her: Not much just home alone watching bravo...

You: Me too pause except I am watching basketball. Tell you what let's hang out... Your place or mine?

Do it

[Doug]

Bet her a dinner on something and be wrong about it, so you "lose", but get a date out of it, without asking for a date.

(Seinfeld)

[THE PROFIT]

But Pecos isnt watching basketball. He's dressed up like Buffalo Bill with his cok tucked between his legs with the Meredith Baxter Bernie marathon rollin on the lifetime network

[Stealinhome]

But Pecos isnt watching basketball. He's dressed up like Buffalo Bill with his cok tucked between his legs with the Meredith Baxter Bernie marathon rollin on the lifetime network

oh shit that is clasic

[Stealinhome]

Bet her a dinner on something and be wrong about it, so you "lose", but get a date out of it, without asking for a date.

(Seinfeld)

I have done this works

[tltaylor89]

I can always count on Pecos to make my day with these threads really makes me feel good about what I got.

[Stealinhome]

You could probly just tell her you think she is awesome and you digg her. Most chicks don't think much of them selfs.

[Stealinhome]

But Pecos isnt watching basketball. He's dressed up like Buffalo Bill with his cok tucked between his legs with the Meredith Baxter Bernie marathon rollin on the lifetime network

Where's the dog?

[pico]

with a knife

[Flying Dutchman]

You could probly just tell her you think she is awesome and you digg her. Most chicks don't think much of them selfs.

...that's because all you assholes grade them out as 5s...

[MendozaLine]

Ask her if she wants to watch a movie. Watch a fukkin scary one and you'll get puss

[THE PROFIT]

Where's the dog?

precious is diggin slimy cucumbers out of the trash can

[Stealinhome]

precious is diggin slimy cucumbers out of the trash can

[Doug]

I have done this works

It should work, did you get that move from Seinfeld ?

[Stealinhome]

Yea I have done it a few times works best if you know the chick

[FreeFall]

Lets watch a movie. Universal sex code

[Doug]

Yea I have done it a few times works best if you know the chick

Of course you'd have to know the girl a bit first, be on chatty terms, like a new neighbor, co-worker or something.

What were your bets?

[THE PROFIT]

Pecos has to be puttin us on guys. I have been through the judicial system, I have been a bookie & dealt with degenerate drug addict alcoholics. I've rubbed elbows & partied with millionaires & drank $3 wine with homeless people. I have dealt with about every kind of person society has to offer but there is really no one as fuked up as this character Pecos Bill

[wtf]

Pecos has to be puttin us on guys. I have been through the judicial system, I have been a bookie & dealt with degenerate drug addict alcoholics. I've rubbed elbows & partied with millionaires & drank $3 wine with homeless people. I have dealt with about every kind of person society has to offer but there is really no one as fuked up as this character Pecos Bill

I am starting to believe this is guy is that pathetic

or

he is being paid by sbr to post this, it does generate a lot of activity

[tltaylor89]

You have a sad life Pecos

[awholelottalumps]

Tell her you've got a hard on this big and it has her name on it.Take a shot of strong whiskey or two if you need some liquid courage then maybe you want give a shit so much.

[awholelottalumps]

That pussy might have crabs anyways.

[hoopster42]

ask her to hang out, simple as that..............

[warriorfan707]

Tell her that you're her Density and you want to take her to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.

Even Mcfly didnt have holes in his fukin face

[Pecos Bill]

ask her to hang out, simple as that..............

This ended up working. Im three times the man i was last night. Feels good man.