Getting Ready For My Competitve Golf Comeback...Stay Tuned...

**funnyb25** · 04-20-17, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

no such thing as a scratch golfer either unless on pga tour or any other pro tour

Fukkin liars

It is hilarious when someone says this guy is a scratch golfer

, go look at pga scoring averages

Who is a scratch golfer? I missed it...Philly might be

**jjgold** · 04-20-17, 01:47 PM

I hear the term all the time in my travels..such and such a scratch golfer

Not here chief

**grease lightnin** · 04-20-17, 02:30 PM

I believe unde is a scratch golfer

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 04-20-17, 03:56 PM

not a scratch golfer....got down to a 3 while in school.......Last years index 9.4

**jjgold** · 04-20-17, 03:59 PM

3 not bad but that was nearing good golfer

Q school even unreal golfers

**funnyb25** · 04-21-17, 02:05 PM

Uscphillyguy

**funnyb25** · 04-21-17, 02:06 PM

The 2nd video is funny....He drove the cart up to the green and tossed a ball 10 feet away then drove back and pretended to hit a shot and drove back up to the ball he tossed on the green...

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 04-21-17, 04:19 PM

Funny feeling the pressure already. Now making ridiculous statements.

Cant make this shit up

**pilebuck13** · 04-21-17, 04:42 PM

Never played golf but philly that coarse looks a little banged up

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 04-21-17, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by pilebuck13

Never played golf but philly that coarse looks a little banged up

Pile it's April on the east coast for gods sake & we air rated greens 8 days ago. Course it top notch in the area. Semi Private. $5k for membership - $110 for public play.

**funnyb25** · 04-21-17, 05:05 PM

Philly is beyond phucked and he golfs for a living...i don't even play golf...

**funnyb25** · 04-21-17, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by pilebuck13

Never played golf but philly that coarse looks a little banged up

Philly is getting nervous...trust me...

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 04-21-17, 05:43 PM

Funny making excuses via text to me already

I play maybe once a week. He saw that 300 yard drive & is in panic mode

Cant make this shit up

**Dirty Sanchez** · 04-21-17, 05:46 PM

**funnyb25** · 04-21-17, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Funny making excuses via text to me already

I play maybe once a week. He saw that 300 yard drive & is in panic mode

Cant make this shit up

False pal...re read your texts...BOL

**Dirty Sanchez** · 04-21-17, 05:48 PM

**funnyb25** · 04-21-17, 05:49 PM

Betting Line

USCPHILLYGUY -6 strokes -260 ML

FUNNYB +6 strokes +215 ML

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 04-21-17, 05:51 PM

Let me know know what you shoot @ Riv before posting odds.

**funnyb25** · 04-21-17, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Let me know know what you shoot @ Riv before posting odds.

Riv cancelled, and Brentwood most likely cancelled too....Businessmen have clients coming in from out of the country and I most likely get the shaft...but golf is still on...you pick any public course anywhere you want and let's do this....I will cover the green fees if your broke ass cant...Love you bro...all in good fun..

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 04-21-17, 06:22 PM

I'll make some calls. Maybe Trump National

**funnyb25** · 04-21-17, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

I'll make some calls. Maybe Trump National

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 04-22-17, 09:59 AM

this is turning into a highly anticipated match

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 04-22-17, 10:48 AM

Jake friend of mine runs the driving range FunnyB was at yesterday. Said they had to ask him to leave after 8 hours there

Guy saw me drill one 290 right down the middle with no glove, no practice swing, and Wearing a gortex jacket & is absolutely shitting himself

. Now wants 3 strokes a side

btw....is it me or is Funny the whitest guy in Southern California

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 04-22-17, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Jake friend of mine runs the driving range FunnyB was at yesterday. Said they had to ask him to leave after 8 hours there

Guy saw me drill one 290 right down the middle with no glove, no practice swing, and Wearing a gortex jacket & is absolutely shitting himself

. Now wants 3 strokes a side

btw....is it me or is Funny the whitest guy in Southern California

I don't know much about golf but it looks like you both have pretty decent fluid swings, nothing like Charles Barkley anyhow

..should be a good day on the course for you guys

**QuantumLeap** · 04-22-17, 03:50 PM

Hey funny, you ever play at the Dad Miller course? It's a pretty nice course for being public.

**grease lightnin** · 04-22-17, 08:55 PM

Philly, how much would you charge funny for a lesson?

**El Nino** · 04-23-17, 12:00 AM

I'll take funny in a long drive contest vs. Phillyguey. Funny with more club head speed. Philly guey standing too far away from the ball, hips bailing out. Most likely a lot of fades/slices. Missing some power there.

**Foxx** · 04-23-17, 01:59 AM

They should offer a line on the match in the SBR Sportsbook.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 04-23-17, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

I'll take funny in a long drive contest vs. Phillyguey. Funny with more club head speed. Philly guey standing too far away from the ball, hips bailing out. Most likely a lot of fades/slices. Missing some power there.

valid points Nino except my driver is inch & a half longer than conventional driver. Don't play a fade or slice though have blocked some out to the right. Think my club head speed clocked around 105-115mph

**Otters27** · 04-23-17, 01:57 PM

not a bad swing there FUnny. I am not that good at golf. I use a 7 iron a 9 iron and a putter. That is all I carry in my bag. Can hit the 7 iron about 200 yds though

**RangeFinder** · 04-23-17, 02:05 PM

Funny,

Slow your backswing, lighten your grip a little for more club speed. You'll be 300 of the tee just like me.

**El Nino** · 04-23-17, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

valid points Nino except my driver is inch & a half longer than conventional driver. Don't play a fade or slice though have blocked some out to the right. Think my club head speed clocked around 105-115mph

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-25-17, 07:41 PM

where is uscphillyguys vid? removed?

I wanna see swing