Choose your cellmate

[Dad]

If you were in prison, and had a choice, who would you choose as your infamous celebrity cellmate and why?

Choose any time period you want and any type of criminal. This is not a coed prison so do not choose someone because you could fukk them. Although be careful who you choose because they could fukk you!

I am choosing Charles Manson. Crazy as a ****ing loon, would always have some ****ed up stories to tell and I would not have to worry about getting a new cellmate because that ****er aint never getting out. More to come on Charlie.

[StraitShooter]

Im sorry I even opened this thread daddy-o..I dont ever even like to look at that muthers face

[Willie Bee]

Martha Stewart. I've always wanted to learn how to properly stuff an old bird.

[Dad]

Martha Stewart. I've always wanted to learn how to properly stuff an old bird.

This is not a coed prison.

[in2thethickofit]

Lee Harvey Oswald. I'd really like to know what he was thinking and try to put an end to the conspiracy theory.

[statnerds]

hands down, most famous convict ever:

[Boner_18]

Chris Scarver because I know he has a solid moral compass that helps him decide right from wrong.

[Stealinhome]

[Chi_archie]

Johnny Cash

[pico]

malkin. it'll be a white collar prison

[stevek173]

Mark Ingram Sr, has all the motivation in the world to fly straight from here on out and would probably would have some cool football stories

[MendozaLine]

Amy Fisher....

Wait. Not co-ed

Tookie Williams

[ronjon619]

bernie madoff

[THE PROFIT]

Lee Harvey Oswald. I'd really like to know what he was thinking and try to put an end to the conspiracy theory.

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He was in a holding cell by himself a little while before he got killed. Be realistic, it has to be someone who was actually or still is in prison.

[THE PROFIT]

Johnny Cash

has to be someone who was actually in prison, not city jail, and for longer than 45 minutes

[THE PROFIT]

Gotti

[THE PROFIT]

Merle Haggard

[JohnGalt2341]

So many to choose from. Off of the top of my head I would pick Ted Kaczynski because he was a genius. "Insane" geniuses intrigue me. Plus I would want someone that could challenge me in Othello/Reversi and Chess. Oh, I just thought of another one. Aleksander Emelianenko. Not very famous but he is the brother of the best fighter in the history of the world. Plus, Aleksander could likely kick anyone else's ass in the prison so it would be good to be his cell mate.

[Cougar Bait]

I chose this guy



He'd never be coherent enough to do anything

[Jshap1515]

Bernie Madoff. He's a brilliant man, just used it in the wrong way

[JW Cash]

Jesse James......that guy was awesome..

[DwightShrute]

I chose this guy

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He'd never be coherent enough to do anything

[THE PROFIT]

As long as they were good at Texas hole'em & chess to pass the time I really wouldn't give a damn

[THE PROFIT]

When I was in there were about 5 guys who were as good at chess as me so we passed the time easily

[odusmykal]

Peter Gotti..

[PingPong]

tom selleck of course

[Cougar Bait]

tom selleck of course

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[Dad]

Bernie Madoff. He's a brilliant man, just used it in the wrong way

Plus you could make him your bitch.

[OMGRandyJackson]

Except Charles Manson will probably look at you than ****ing kill you.

[tltaylor89]

That Pecos Bill would have some interesting stories

[36mafia]

but you probably know him as this

[THE PROFIT]

That Pecos Bill would have some interesting stories

Pecos would last 30 minutes or less in prison

[Dad]

Except Charles Manson will probably look at you than ****ing kill you.

Charles Manson has never killed anybody before. Why would he start now in his old age?

[in2thethickofit]

He was in a holding cell by himself a little while before he got killed. Be realistic, it has to be someone who was actually or still is in prison.

Didn't realize the rules were this stringent...thanks for helping out.