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  • jayroy25
    SBR MVP
    • 11-18-09
    • 1578

    #1
    has this happened to you and ur girl
    so saturday night me and my bitch of a gf were just sitting around the house. it was about 11pm. so we decided to go and get some blow. we did a gram and then i had probably about 15 beers. well if any of you guys have ever done blow before you know wut the sex is like. well she got off then i was a few minutes behind her. but once shes done i like to pound and go to sleep have a beer and smoke my newport. well the following day she realized that on the outside of or lips was a black and blue bruise. i actually naild her so hard that her cootch was bruised. has this ever happened to anyone. she was pissed because she said i was doin it to hard. i told her she better shut the hell up before i **** her in th ass and take her mind of the pain in the front. i know how all u SBR posters like to see pics. i would have them if i could but they is just no way that she would allow it. or even if i sneaked a pic in her sleep it just wouldnt work
  • Marginalis
    SBR MVP
    • 12-12-09
    • 1862

    #2
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    • bobbyfk
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-19-09
      • 15218

      #3
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      • EmpireMaker
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-18-09
        • 15587

        #4
        post a pic
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        • EmpireMaker
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-18-09
          • 15587

          #5
          I bet you could figure out how to make it happen
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          • blackNgoldjuice
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 09-25-08
            • 529

            #6
            Happens all the time
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            • Sledge187
              SBR MVP
              • 04-25-08
              • 3722

              #7
              Originally posted by jayroy25
              so saturday night me and my bitch of a gf were just sitting around the house. it was about 11pm. so we decided to go and get some blow. we did a gram and then i had probably about 15 beers. well if any of you guys have ever done blow before you know wut the sex is like. well she got off then i was a few minutes behind her. but once shes done i like to pound and go to sleep have a beer and smoke my newport. well the following day she realized that on the outside of or lips was a black and blue bruise. i actually naild her so hard that her cootch was bruised. has this ever happened to anyone. she was pissed because she said i was doin it to hard. i told her she better shut the hell up before i **** her in th ass and take her mind of the pain in the front. i know how all u SBR posters like to see pics. i would have them if i could but they is just no way that she would allow it. or even if i sneaked a pic in her sleep it just wouldnt work
              Dad is that you?
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              • Yi
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 03-19-09
                • 646

                #8
                Newton's Third Law of Motion
                "Whenever a first body exerts a force F on a second body, the second body exerts a force −F on the first body. F and −F are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction."

                Damn, if your gf has a black and blue pussy, i wonder if the "second body" is also in rough shape.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Jay send me pics

                  jjgold@gmail.com

                  Thanks Pal
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82875

                    #10
                    How do you remember you had 15 beers?
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                    • 13th Inning
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 08-05-08
                      • 878

                      #11
                      Can't say that happened to me.

                      But once when I was choking my girlfriend, her eye bulged out a little bit. It wasn't really black and blue, though, it was more like watery and some pink stuff.

                      She has weird fetishes.
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        I have banged many girls while doing blow but never my girlfriends. I would not want a girlfriend that does blow. My current girlfriend has never even seen it. Never even smoked weed.
                        המוסד‎
                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                        • bobbyfk
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-19-09
                          • 15218

                          #13
                          does she know she is with the yayo king of SBR?
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                          • flyingillini
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 41219

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bobbyfk
                            does she know she is with the yayo king of SBR?
                            Bobby, the Yayo king is the Poster from Santa Barbara. We split time on this posting account. Sometimes it's hard to figure out who is posting at what time. I do know that Flyingillini also posts as Baus.
                            המוסד‎
                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                            • jayroy25
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-18-09
                              • 1578

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                              How do you remember you had 15 beers?
                              whenever i am on cocaine a 12 pak is done in 2 hours and i had little more than that in fridge and empty same nite
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                              • jayroy25
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-18-09
                                • 1578

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Sledge187
                                Dad is that you?
                                not dad sorry
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                                • jayroy25
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-18-09
                                  • 1578

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                                  I have banged many girls while doing blow but never my girlfriends. I would not want a girlfriend that does blow. My current girlfriend has never even seen it. Never even smoked weed.
                                  we use to do it every weekend but we stoppd to save money we were just bored as hell last weekend
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                                  • jayroy25
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-18-09
                                    • 1578

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    Jay send me pics

                                    jjgold@gmail.com

                                    Thanks Pal
                                    lemme c wut i can do
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                                    • Extra Innings
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 02-26-10
                                      • 15058

                                      #19
                                      All the time. Keep up the good work
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                                      • jayroy25
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-18-09
                                        • 1578

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                        All the time. Keep up the good work
                                        thanx boss
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                                        • jayroy25
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-18-09
                                          • 1578

                                          #21
                                          just wasnt sure if this was normal or what the bitch wuz buggin for awhile
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                                          • stevek173
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 03-29-08
                                            • 27598

                                            #22
                                            i would transfer a point for a pic no questions asked
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                                            • onlooker
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 08-10-05
                                              • 36572

                                              #23
                                              I don't need blow to do that.
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                                              • pico
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 04-05-07
                                                • 27321

                                                #24
                                                nice
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                                                • THE PROFIT
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                  • 17701

                                                  #25
                                                  Not since breakfast!
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                                                  • THE PROFIT
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-27-09
                                                    • 17701

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                    I have banged many girls while doing blow but never my girlfriends. I would not want a girlfriend that does blow. My current girlfriend has never even seen it. Never even smoked weed.
                                                    I'm the same way. I date good girls but all my mistresses are coke whores and/or strippers

                                                    If I do coke with a girlfriend I break up with them the next day. They ask why and I say "because you're a cokehead!"
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                                                    • BAUS
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-10-05
                                                      • 2191

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                      Bobby, the Yayo king is the Poster from Santa Barbara. We split time on this posting account. Sometimes it's hard to figure out who is posting at what time. I do know that Flyingillini also posts as Baus.
                                                      Not true. This is the only handle I have ever used. Please do not take credit for my posts.

                                                      BAUS
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