Hey JJ

[wal66]

JJ, you have entertained us all many times with tales of you life as a gambler and so forth. We have heard how you lived with this old guy and the horrible story of what happened one faithful night. We have heard how you have had to see family and friends on many a Monday mornings to pay off the previous weeks action. Everyone can pull up you spreadsheet and see the facts as they are presented.

All these stories have revolved around the adult'ish JJ Gold. I'm thinking there is an untapped wealth of tales that have never been told about JJ Gold youth. Maybe there were many afternoons spent in detention. Maybe a young JJ Gold made moves at an early age moving in on the local paperboys and got a piece of their action. Who knows where it all began.

JJ, should you see fit maybe you can give us a little inside look at the developement years that have never been told.

[jjgold]

Wally .....................................I never brring up my childhood

I was picked on a lot and whipped with fukkin milk weeds weekly by the fukkin bullies.

I think my anger comes from that, Wally I am still picked on today more so though on forums and made fun of.

Wally I am a fukkin angry man as you know, I probably curse more than anyone even in posts

Wally lets not talk about when I was a kid

[compaqDikk]

mathy and jj had it rough in the 70s. I have been digging around newark public libraries to find a picture of dolbin to see the sexual frustration in his pic. I have seriouly heard he has tried to destroy every yearbook created. I also heard the science club was the only group that was forced to accept him

[wal66]

Come on JJ there had to be some good times. I bet you had rackets even as a little kid. There had to be some lunch money scams working back in the day.

I am sure there were some bad times where you got picked on JJ, we all had a few of those probably but surely there were some early indicators that you would turn out the forum wizard you become. There had to be a sign early on that you would turn to a life of gambling.

You can leave out all the really dark material JJ. We don't need to be privy to those details but the stuff that turned you into the JJ Gold we all know and admire would probably be stuff that everyone would enjoy.

[jjgold]

Compactor knows too much Wally, this guy has stalked me since day one

He posts shit that he should not be saying about my personal life and he never gets banned.

The sickko actually found out who my 4th grade art teacher was

[DegenFarang]

Hey JJ,

[pavyracer]

I would pay $500 for an autographed JJ picture at his senior prom with a tux and a date.

[bobbyfk]

I wonder what JJ looked like as a kid?

[Cougar Bait]

I would pay $500 for an autographed JJ picture at his senior prom with a tux and a date.

What do you mean "date?"

Guy was betting on horses.

[pavyracer]

i wonder what jj looked like as a kid?

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[Bullseye]

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LOL!!!!!!!

nah I don't think JJ looked quite like that yet... I guess we should respect his wishes and not mention his childhood... doesn't sound like it was all that good.

[mcbaseball10]

Inquiring minds want to know this stuff.

Wally, how about a remake of JJ's first date?

[wtf]

jj losing his virginity would be better video

[mcbaseball10]

jj losing his virginity would be better video

We want a video that lasts longer than 5 seconds.

[wal66]

Inquiring minds want to know this stuff.

Wally, how about a remake of JJ's first date?

This is actually doable. I have been trying for the past couple of days to make a Pecos video but I just don't have the same affection for the guy that others do and since I view his threads differently the humor I try to install doesn't feel right.

JJ though, I mean how messed up can you make a JJ video. No matter how wacky you make your character you know there is a chance it's actually authentic.

[jjgold]

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Low Blow Paver

[tltaylor89]

At the end of the day hes one bald man with a gambling problem

[jjgold]

At the end of the day hes one bald man with a gambling problem

[tltaylor89]

Some JJ when are you going to anal ream Pecos Bill?

[jjgold]

Some JJ when are you going to anal ream Pecos Bill?

Taylor I am straight as a fukkin arrow

[DegenFarang]

Riiiiiiiiight

Straight as Mike Piazza you ****ing homo